darkSpyro

Hunter will be the host
spyro will be the bachelor!
cynder and ember are fighting for spyro
flame is..........a dragon
sparx will be and......dragonfly i guess!
join us next time for the greatest dragon dating thing ever!
oh i bet you are all excited!

Lol!
Flame is................a dragon!
The ceiling..................is falling on us!! Run!!

Quote: Cynder_fan

Lol!
Flame is................a dragon!
The ceiling..................is falling on us!! Run!!

oh yeah it will be random and nothing to do with anything!
" the wall is falling on us!"

hunter were are we going
you'll see
you didn't get into more police trouble did you? or are your girlfriends fighting again?
i only got arrested once!
:Legend: hunter this is a box
meerkats!
*box swallows them up and spyro lands on seat*
what the heck?
hunter: welcome to the dragon dating show! we have two dragons that want you to be their boyfriend!
not again

Hunter: Please wait while we are all kill by the ceilings and walls!

please enjoy this comercial while we what for contestonts to get ready!

" are you tired of flying so much?"
there has to be a better way!
well now there is wing messager!
the wings messager messages your wing after every flight!
my wings are now relaxed and pampered after every flight!
* this actor was payed*
( warning useing the messager mighta cause bleeding and swollen toes and broken wings most cases resulted in death)
so get your wing messager today!

Im buying one!!
Didnt you read the small print?
*gets package* Huh? Did you say something? I wasnt listening.

lol ! wow really funney you have to write more!

hunter do i have to...
now question one if spyro forgets your aniversity what will you do?
Constestent one: kick him out
Contsetant 2: kill him with his own wing messager
*sigh*
Q.2 how did you meet spyro?
Contsetant one: we always knew each other
Contestant 2: well lets say we weren't friends....
ok i am bored...and some gangsters found the box sop we will be back after we kill. i mean call the police and deal with this problem.

I lol!This is going to be so funny!continue!

Gangsters: Ha! Fear us and our spray cans!!

yeah write more!

we want you to come to the not so free cooking class!
i am actually a great cook and will teach you how if you give me lot o cash!
" rip off!"
who said that must kill! but my theropist said not to......what the heck!
*takes out laser and kills random person*
anyway i will teach you how to make sandwhiches and cereal without burning yourself or the plate! so don't delay! pay me today!

SWAT: Stay where you are and put your hands on the stove!!

LOL, too funny.

Sorry for messing with it, im being random today!

dang gangsters and their stupid paintball guns.....anyway welcome back!
can i go now?
no! now Q.3 what will you do if you saw spyro with another female....
Contsestant 1: try to see if it is all a misunderstanding...
constestant 2: send him to the feiry pits of hell.
holy crap!
this is getting good.
what do you mean! i fear for my life right now you son of a
darn it! i left the oven on! aaaaa comercial time!

Burn burn burn! *zoom zoom zoom thing*

i just felt like saying pickle juice.

Tomato!!!

Cant get breath, somebody help! Too much popcorn and too good show.
OXYDEN, GIVE OXYDEN!!!!

hello people this is your friendly neighborhood stalker with an important message.
do you need to stalk your girlfiend or boyfriend? i can do that for you.
really for some cash i will even spy on your dog while he takes a poop.
you need to spy on your friend? or need to embarress your sister?
oh by the way it will cost extra if you want me to be friendly
Police: get him!
holy ****

write more! this is way too funny!

I love it!

my house burned down......crap. anyway welcome back!
Constestant 1: next question already!
ok. Q.4 your perfect wedding?
Contestant 1: flowers! lots of flowers! on the beach! with a sunset and everyone watches me i mean us! and ponies and unicorns and* breaths* big party afterwards when i get to show off...i mean celebrate the big occasion!
contestant 2: that sounds like *** to me barbie!
Contestant 1: o yeah? whats your idea of a wedding?
contsestant 2: in a forest with only the people that i know are nice then we will have a private party again with only friends and family.
sound nice....
CUPCAKES!!!!!!!! * attacks cupcake guy* oh *** i am getting sued! i'll call my agent!

WRITE MORE! PLZ! its rly good

this is funny! keep writing!

Im a barbie girl! In a barbie world! Life in plastic! Its fantastic!

^ meant to ofend c1

* behind scenes of supposed to be cupckae comercial*
holy crap what the hell happened to you!
Cupckae guy: i was attacked by hunter
what did you do to him?
Cupcake guy: what do you mean? what did i do?
shut up! you are a bad apple! darn it i should fire you!
Cupcake guy: no i have a muffin and two topping at home!
that sounds better. now i want you to go up there and do the comercial!
you really are a **** aren't you?
stop complaining! and go up there!
Cupcake guy: he ripped my legs off!
blah blah!

Continue please!!

goo thing i won't be sued....i owe most of my money to ripto inc.
is it almost over?
yeah just one more question.....Q.5 did you ever love anyone besides spyro?
Constsetant 2: no!
contestant 1: ummmm well.........
what the hell is going on here! i went to go get jell-o and spyro ditches me!* eats jell-o* well spyro waht the hell?
i am here againist my own will........
* grabs spyro and hold spoon* no one moves no one gets hurt! lets just finish this! who do you choose?

News, News
Ember the dragon is alien
And Cynder married Hunter, read storys Glarial news
Buy now, New News......

lol good one! i have to make up a quick comercial....

Well be right back after theese messages!
Do you find yourself bored in life?
Do you want some fun?
Then get your lazy ass of the sofa and acctuly do something!!
Paid for by Ripto inc.

do you wish you were evil sometimes? well i have the answer for you!
evil o's! after one bite of yummy evil you will be hated by many! take the following clip for and example!
*clip* :cynder* hello little dragon want an evil o?
umm ok* bites* omg this is ***** dog ***** what the ****
shut up worthless * fighting breaks out and cops come*
i'll have my revenge punk i swear!
so try evil o's today. this is payed by ripto inc.
holy crap i hate doing thing for the poor public they are so stupid and are lazy***
Person: we are still on air
****

LOL!! I love this damn show!!!!

Me love this ******* show!

lol! really funny! write more!
F: this is really funny!

YEah please! I so laugh if he picked ember!

F: he won't pick ember! he'll pick me!

Cynder: No he'll pick me!

No! He'll pick me! *weird looks* Umm...yeah i'm just gonna...y'know. Go eat ma veggies...*leaves*

I think Spyro will run away file cynder and ember fight.

All the suspense, waiting for more action action action!

there is no salsa on this chip a-**** throws chip at sparx* anyway welcome back!
can i go home soon bugs are attacking me! holy crap!!!* bug bite spyro*
Constestants 1 & 2: pick already!
um constestant 1 is well bratty and **** but constestant 2 scares the crap out of me!
lets go so i can go get my girlfriends! she is waiting for me at the lanturn!
ummmm constest 2.

He chose Cynder?? YAY!!!!

Woohoo! Nice pick spyro!

*ding ding* Round one!

*eyes widen* I thought this was a dating show! *runs out of nearest exit, then runs back in* What the heck!

Drink new spyro juice!
its make you purple!
If you not like purpple,
drink embercry drink!
Its make you pink!

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