darkSpyro

ChAPter 1 bob,spyro king,barnie,cinder1
"hey!" shouted bob"can i fix it?"
"NO!!!!!!!" yelled barnie
"yes i can i can fix anything!"replied bob
"sure can u fix my grama in the hopsital? HUH?!"
no
thats wat i thout u stupid tv actor
well at least i didnt get kicked off tv for fliping off a little kid
hey its was worth it i got 2 move in wit my gurl bak in kentucky
sweet how old id she
93
dude she 40 years older than you
so i like hur wrinkles
wow dude u got some prblems
so do u have a gurl
ya shes cinder1
isnt she she like syro king
dude its spyro king ur stupid
well thats wat i said
and r u going out wit hur
ya
wat the heck stay away from my gurl or else!"spyro king"

this is not real and i am not trying to make fun of spryo king and cinder1 but on the other hand barnie and bob yes

chapter 2 the adventure begins (new charcter)

master chief(halo3)-dude the whole world is like coming 2 an end and ur fightin over a gurl
barnie-well ya
master chief-lets go the flood is comin get in my worthog
barnie- sweet lets but on some music
bob-no
barnie-fine then i just sing"i love you you love me we can go down in history"
master chief-well if u keep on fightin we will all go down
banie- wats that post 2 mean
spyro king- does he really have to explain that
barnie-umm
cinder1-umm guys wats that
bob-ITS RAAM!!!
barnie-whos that?
spyro king-hes from gears of war
master chief-duhh lets pick him up
cinder1-i think hes got a chainsaw thing
bob-Nahh its an apple!

*scoffs* Yeah. Go ahead and use us. We're open to the public...

chapter 3 (on the rode)
barnie-well my bad i didnt kno
spyro king-would you guys stop fightin already
master chief-guys shut up!
cinder1-guys hes comin
master chief-shut up, hand me my sniper
spyro king-here no wait just let me shoot and you drive
master chief- ya
barnie-O now great now were all in danger,spyro kng has a gun
bob-omg
spyro king-wat?
cinder1-hes ritght here
bob-who
master chief-shoot,shoot!
spyro king-wait i see somting its its ELMO!
(elmo jumps out of the bush and then steals raam chainsaw gun and saw his saw goes right into his heart splits it into 2
elmo- hey guys can i get i ride

chapter 4 love,hate, and the dead
master chief-lets just keep on going guys
spyro king-hey were are we going
master chief-2 the northen bace
barnie-sweet
bob-ya
master chief-so we got a long time till we get there
cinder1-hey can we stop 2 sleep a lil
master chief-sure
spyro king-can i get a good nite kiss
cinder1- umm
barnie-hey bob can i get a kiss
bob-dont push ur luck
elmo- nite guys
spyro king-umm i think i stay up to watch
cinder1- dont just lay down
spyro king-no i staying up i cant sleep
cinder1- omg plz
spyro king-no its ok
cinder1-(walks over 2 master chief and starts talking)
spyro king-(starts geting mad)
cinder1 and master chief falls alseep with cinder1 beside his side
spyro king-(gets more mad and then takes a walk) hes gets lost he hears sounds coming form the woods he walks over with his shotgun and flips on his light........to be contunued

*gulps* I die, don't i? It's the Flood...
Cynder1! None of this is BEEP true!

chapter 5(are fallen loss ones)
then cinder1 walks outof the bush then spyro king says i thout you were alsee?
cinder1-i was i just couldnt sleep knowing that your were mad at me
spyro king-thr trurth is that my father died on this day and you kno
cinder1-i kno its ok
they hear a noise ......spyro king,cinder1!!! get over here now!
as they run 2 the camp the see flood swarming the place right when the about the get there.......bob and barnie had just died spyro king pushed cinder1 away then he whips out his shotgun and starts firing then AT one moment at on second they thought it was cleared the olny peple that were left were master chief,cinder1 and spyro king then master chief puts his gun down then they hear a loud scream "WITCH!" every body get in the worthog then as the were riding down the rode the witch jumps out of no where and hits master chief of of the car master chief is KIA the witch had torn his liver and ate his heart and tears him apart cinder1 screams
spyro king hurrys u[ and puts his hand over her mouth but the witch had already heard it......

chapter six(the end ..... at least we hope)
and then jump and graped cinder1's foot but spyro king
shot off her hand
but they were heading for a cliff and......

i loled soooooooo hard
byw i got theres a 'y' in CynderXP
GEARS OF WAR IS ASOM!!!

Quote: SpyroKing

*gulps* I die, don't i? It's the Flood...
Cynder1! None of this is BEEP true!

im glad about that but
ITS SOOOOOOO FUNNY!

this story is S*hit.

T_T why?

because it was.

but it was funny

Quote: Tango

this story is S*hit.

Yup! It sure is!

Quote: Crush

Quote: Tango

this story is S*hit.

Yup! It sure is!

ill report you both!!!
never mind....we all have our opinins

What's wrong with it? If u don't have something nice to say people, plz leave! Or at least say nothing at all!

thank you SpyroKing

NP. See? Told u i'm protective! lol.

XP
when i ment protective i ment about his"girl"
but thats another form of protective

Huh? What'd u say? I don't understand...

never mind

Oh, ok. But i STILL don't understand why people say this is bad...it's pretty good...except the part where i got jealous. And since i don't think he's continuing, i have no regrets in saying...

then i whant to know what happends to me....
do i die....or do i eat a possemchicken

I hope u don't...my spirit would watch u...AWESOME!

COOL
*chants* go on, go on, go on, go on, go on

*chants with cynder1* Y'know he wrote another one. About Gears of War! Woo! That game pwns!

i like Drakengard...u relly got to play it

Huh. I'll have to look for it...

im more like angelus then ENY other character in the world.....
but as a spyro character, im a Cynder

I dunno who i'm like...i'm too modest...

Quote: SpyroKing

What's wrong with it? If u don't have something nice to say people, plz leave! Or at least say nothing at all!

I'm allowed my own opinion.

And Cynder1, don't report the other guy, he did nothing.

Oh! I am a girl

Quote: SpyroKing

I dunno who i'm like...i'm too modest...

you sound like nowe:/
*dose a girly scream and little hearts apper allover*
i have a cruch on a game character
but hes fictonal so i juess i dont like him:/.....................
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What? Who's that? YOU CHEATER!!! jk, jk.

im not cheting on you but he is hawtand im scared of myself for likeing a gamecharacter *wispers* help me!!!

I know. You shouldn't be. cuz i uh, well, uh...

^that is weird, but true. i am with you on that one.^

no one better give me any weird looks

but nowe is HOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
D:
well he is!!he has the smexyest voice i have EVER heard...so far....

am i making you jelouse?

Quote: gamer900

^that is weird, but true. i am with you on that one.^

no one better give me any weird looks

How do you do that smily? I can't find this ¬ (<-- I coppyed an pasted it...) thingy on my keyboard...


Quote: Tango

Quote: SpyroKing

What's wrong with it? If u don't have something nice to say people, plz leave! Or at least say nothing at all!

I'm allowed my own opinion.

And Cynder1, don't report the other guy, he did nothing.

It is your own opinion. Cynder1 shouldn't report you for that. But still, you shouldn't really say that. Spyroking is right. If you havn't got somthing to say that is nice, then you shouldn't say it AT ALL. What i'm trying to say is. How would you like it if you wrote a story and someone comes to your story and says "This story is ****" you wouldn't like it so what makes you think Robo-Kity (um... did I spell it right?) will? (<-- I coppyed and pasted that smily...)

for the smiley, i just go to the help files and copy what i need and the i go back and paste it where i need it.

Quote: Cynder_543

Quote: gamer900

^that is weird, but true. i am with you on that one.^

no one better give me any weird looks

How do you do that smily? I can't find this ¬ (<-- I coppyed an pasted it...) thingy on my keyboard...


Quote: Tango

Quote: SpyroKing

What's wrong with it? If u don't have something nice to say people, plz leave! Or at least say nothing at all!

I'm allowed my own opinion.

And Cynder1, don't report the other guy, he did nothing.

It is your own opinion. Cynder1 shouldn't report you for that. But still, you shouldn't really say that. Spyroking is right. If you havn't got somthing to say that is nice, then you shouldn't say it AT ALL. What i'm trying to say is. How would you like it if you wrote a story and someone comes to your story and says "This story is ****" you wouldn't like it so what makes you think Robo-Kity (um... did I spell it right?) will? (<-- I coppyed and pasted that smily...)

i said i wouldnt so dont get your hair in a knot

Erm...ok. Robo-Kitty isn't writing this no more, but he turned the rights over to me. So i will write it now.

And then...we jumped off the car. The witch fell with the Warthog down to the depths below.
SpyroKing-Erm...yeah. Are you ok?
Cynder1: Yeah. I'm fine. (kisses spyroking) Thanx for saving ma life.
SpyroKing-*he blushes* No problem.
Just then they heard a rustling behind them. All of a sudden, Cole Train jumped out.
Cole-Yeah! Bring it on suckas!
SpyroKing- Umm, yeah. Whatever, you gotta ride?
Cole-**** yeah i do! It's down by East and 5th Avenue. But there are Locust all over da place!
SpyroKing-*shows Cole shotgun* Think that'll work?
Cole: Yeah! Bring it on suckas! This ma kinda ****!
Cynder1: Umm...alright then. Let's go.
They begin walking towards their destination.

Ah, whatever. I don't care!!!

They got to the corner. They saw Cole's old Puma car. Phenix, Dom and Baird were fighting beside it.
Baird-Cole! Get your *** over here!
Cole-Ooh, sorry baby!
spyroking-behind ya! *shoots locust behind cynder1*
Cynder1-how many times is that i owe you ma life?
spyroking-it don't matter
Phenix-all of you, form up! SK (spyroking) you go headstrong with your shotgun, and shoot them up close. *hands him a sniper* If it gets too ugly, get to cover and use this
Baird-Lucky...
sk-shut up. *slaps Baird*
Dom-You two knock it off
Cynder1- what about me?
sk-get in the car and wait
cynder1- but...
sk- *pushes her towards car* GO!! I'll cover you!
Cynder1 runs toward the car. SK then goes out and shoots Locust left and right. He is then shot from behind. Dom pulls him to cover
Dom-can you still shoot?
sk-yeah. I'll use the sniper and cover you guys. Get to the car! Baird can carry me
Baird-whatever
Phenix and everyone gets to the car. Baird picks up sk and he starts shooting
SK-alright, let's go!
Baird lays him down in back of the puma. He gets in, and suddenly a giant Seeder pops up!
Baird-Fifi!
To be continued...

Ah it's Fifi!

Phenix-Baird you idiot! Whyd you name it!?
Baird- cuz she's hot and smexy!
Dom-Baird has problems
SK-Umm, guys? Still bleeding to death back here!
Cynder1- WHAT!?
Phenix- Cole, get your *** back there and staunch that will you?
Cole- Yeah, baby!
Cynder1- Now, how will we kill that FIFI!?
Phenix- Baird! Still got the Hammer of Dawn?
Baird- Umm...no.
Dom- WHAT!? Where is it?
Baird- That guy took it!
Baird pointed at a Locust
Phenix- I got it!
He went out and killed the locust, and took the Hammer of Dawn
Phenix- Eat it Fifi!
He used the Hammer on Fifi, who ate it, spat out a cage, then died.
Cole- AHH!!! Who the **** is that!?
It was Brittney Spears.
Baird- Holy ******* ****!!! She's HAWT!
Brittney Spears- Hit me baby, one more time!
Phenix shot her with the Hammer of Dawn
Phenix- There. I hit her. Hard!
Then a guy came down from a chopper. It was...
TO BE CONTINUED...

Quote: Crush

Oh! I am a girl

Sorry, i'll remember that.

So Aqua is a girl but she is really pissing me off right now

Erm...i have no idea what is going on.