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Story Chain 2 [CLOSED]
Tae Kwon Crow Ripto Gems: 136
#1 Posted: 21:03:42 06/01/2015 | Topic Creator
What's this? Another story chain?! There was once an Admin named dark52...
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#2 Posted: 21:04:32 06/01/2015
And banned the entire site the end
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Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.
Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7038
#3 Posted: 21:06:30 06/01/2015
but then epilogue
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#4 Posted: 21:15:53 06/01/2015
and changed the name to "darkSkylanderslol"
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3352
#5 Posted: 21:18:09 06/01/2015
The End.
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#6 Posted: 22:13:54 06/01/2015
.dnE ehT
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#7 Posted: 22:22:50 06/01/2015
TITS!
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#8 Posted: 00:57:35 07/01/2015
Then Test52 tried to take over dark spyro!
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Stick em up!
Credit to big green
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#9 Posted: 01:01:46 07/01/2015
with help from the loomnarty, he began stealing everyones Doritos,
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#10 Posted: 01:03:49 07/01/2015
So they decided to do a twerking competion! To see who can take over dS
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#11 Posted: 01:03:52 07/01/2015
I am a bird
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#12 Posted: 01:06:56 07/01/2015
Metallo, really?
pankakesparx456 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7795
#13 Posted: 01:07:39 07/01/2015
but they had an overabundance of mtn dew

oh wait you can never have too much mtn dew
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Cool cool.
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#14 Posted: 01:07:40 07/01/2015
The bird joins the competition.

LET THE TWERK OFF, BEGIN!
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Stick em up!
Credit to big green
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#15 Posted: 01:09:46 07/01/2015
I did not read that as twerk off smilie

The birds win. Everyone know birds rock at twerking.
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#16 Posted: 01:11:56 07/01/2015
Wait? How are birds so good at twerking?
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#17 Posted: 01:12:28 07/01/2015
It's their own little secret smilie
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#18 Posted: 01:13:57 07/01/2015
But...but their bodys....
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#19 Posted: 01:16:34 07/01/2015
And as a bird, Metallo confirmed that birds were good at twerking
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#20 Posted: 01:16:57 07/01/2015
Quote: Cynderfan507
and then there wuz magic tits


That exploded and gave everyone colored bubbles
pankakesparx456 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7795
#21 Posted: 01:18:19 07/01/2015
but then the god of ice cream started raining down chocolate and vanilla sprinkles
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Cool cool.
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#22 Posted: 01:18:47 07/01/2015
and the citizens of Warfang rejoiced
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#23 Posted: 01:23:22 07/01/2015
Wait, let's go back to the boob bubbles. They're fun.
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#24 Posted: 01:37:45 07/01/2015
But darks **** was a bit deformed so someone placed it in a hotdog and gnarly mistaken as a hotdog and then he ate it and got herpes

the end.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8836
#25 Posted: 01:38:08 07/01/2015
and masturbates on them
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#26 Posted: 01:39:40 07/01/2015
Wait, who masturbates on who, I'm confused.

Anyway, gnarly dies of herpes somehow.
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#27 Posted: 01:40:34 07/01/2015
Someperson hot ninja'd I think.
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#28 Posted: 01:41:26 07/01/2015
Oh ok, so where are we now?
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#29 Posted: 01:46:59 07/01/2015
Oh **** I was meant to write *got not *hot

How the **** did it get to hot? smilie
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#30 Posted: 01:48:14 07/01/2015
Quote: whirlwind fan
Oh **** I was meant to write *got not *hot

How the **** did it get to hot? smilie



bby uve alwyz hawt <3
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#31 Posted: 01:49:58 07/01/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: whirlwind fan
Oh **** I was meant to write *got not *hot

How the **** did it get to hot? smilie



bby uve alwyz hawt <3



No, look at the top it says ......... hot.
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#32 Posted: 01:51:29 07/01/2015
Quote: whirlwind fan
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: whirlwind fan
Oh **** I was meant to write *got not *hot

How the **** did it get to hot? smilie



bby uve alwyz hawt <3



No, look at the top it says ......... hot.



I know I was just playing around smilie

I'm completely lost on where we are story wise.
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#33 Posted: 01:55:51 07/01/2015
Were square, and you could breast feed to cows instead of babies.
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#34 Posted: 01:56:00 07/01/2015
The end. The story is completely good, A+ to everybody.
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#35 Posted: 02:00:51 07/01/2015
B-b-but the cows....
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#36 Posted: 02:01:47 07/01/2015
and the square boobs?
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#37 Posted: 02:09:45 07/01/2015
How does breast feeding a cow even work?
Like... you give it the milk, and then the farmer milks the cow... and other people drink it.

So are you like recycling milk
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now its time to get funky
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#38 Posted: 02:13:13 07/01/2015
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
How does breast feeding a cow even work?
Like... you give it the milk, and then the farmer milks the cow... and other people drink it.

So are you like recycling milk



If I had quotes in guestbook, this would be one haha xD

Also wouldn't they bite your nipple off, and basically your milk goes down to their thingy magigs, and then the farmers squeeze it out, and wa la.
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#39 Posted: 02:14:05 07/01/2015
Quote: ZapNorris
and the square boobs?



This is all Minecraft.
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Stick em up!
Credit to big green
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#40 Posted: 02:15:07 07/01/2015
Yeah, they'd bite off your nipple, but everyone who's been to middle school knows that nipples grow back. God guys, did you not pay attention in Oceanography?
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#41 Posted: 02:27:37 07/01/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
Yeah, they'd bite off your nipple, but everyone who's been to middle school knows that nipples grow back. God guys, did you not pay attention in Oceanography?



What the heck to bodies of water and nipples have in common?
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now its time to get funky
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#42 Posted: 02:28:40 07/01/2015
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Quote: Mesuxelf
Yeah, they'd bite off your nipple, but everyone who's been to middle school knows that nipples grow back. God guys, did you not pay attention in Oceanography?



What the heck to bodies of water and nipples have in common?


Unless you're counting milk?
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#43 Posted: 02:30:12 07/01/2015
Quote: whirlwind fan
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Quote: Mesuxelf
Yeah, they'd bite off your nipple, but everyone who's been to middle school knows that nipples grow back. God guys, did you not pay attention in Oceanography?



What the heck to bodies of water and nipples have in common?


Unless you're counting milk?



Bodies OF water, not bodily water
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now its time to get funky
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