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The Purge already exists....It's called Black Friday :3 [CLOSED]
isaac343018s Emerald Sparx Gems: 4487
#1 Posted: 04:19:07 27/11/2014 | Topic Creator
I was just thinking about how dangerous Black Friday shopping is, and well.... Im half right arent I?
HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531
#2 Posted: 04:22:22 27/11/2014
A couple years ago a worker at Walmart was trampled to death when he opened the doors.
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#3 Posted: 05:00:42 27/11/2014
Quote: HotDogAndZap
A couple years ago a worker at Walmart was trampled to death when he opened the doors.



smilie oh those shoppers
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#4 Posted: 05:30:34 27/11/2014
Quote: Windumup
Quote: HotDogAndZap
A couple years ago a worker at Walmart was trampled to death when he opened the doors.



XD oh those shoppers


That's not funny at all you pathetic dumb ****. First of all, having to set up black Friday in retail is a total pain in the ass. The whole week of black Friday is awful. Poor guy probably had an awful week before hand and was probably miserable in retail anyways.

Then he gets trampled to death? Yeah, no, **** you.

Stupid dumb piece of ****, I hope you understand why I hate you.
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#5 Posted: 05:50:14 27/11/2014
Quote: Windumup
Quote: HotDogAndZap
A couple years ago a worker at Walmart was trampled to death when he opened the doors.



smilie oh those shoppers



... What the **** is wrong with you? That isn't funny at all. Someone DIED.
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#6 Posted: 06:27:20 27/11/2014
Quote: Windumup
Quote: HotDogAndZap
A couple years ago a worker at Walmart was trampled to death when he opened the doors.



smilie oh those shoppers


laughing at a death, that's not weird at all.
IsisStormDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 7127
#7 Posted: 06:30:33 27/11/2014
Quote: Windumup
Quote: HotDogAndZap
A couple years ago a worker at Walmart was trampled to death when he opened the doors.



smilie oh those shoppers


.........

thats not funny at all
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#8 Posted: 13:29:33 27/11/2014
Quote: Windumup
Quote: HotDogAndZap
A couple years ago a worker at Walmart was trampled to death when he opened the doors.



smilie oh those shoppers

Not cool dude.
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#9 Posted: 13:37:01 27/11/2014
Quote: Windumup
Quote: HotDogAndZap
A couple years ago a worker at Walmart was trampled to death when he opened the doors.



smilie oh those shoppers


Since when is it funny that a man gets trampled to death? Not funny at all. smilie
DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#10 Posted: 15:53:07 27/11/2014
this is why your reputation is low, mister.
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#11 Posted: 15:58:16 27/11/2014
I'm going to gamestop for black friday tomorrow.
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#12 Posted: 18:36:22 27/11/2014
Quote: Windumup
Quote: HotDogAndZap
A couple years ago a worker at Walmart was trampled to death when he opened the doors.



smilie oh those shoppers



O>o
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#13 Posted: 22:51:43 27/11/2014
Quote: Windumup
Quote: HotDogAndZap
A couple years ago a worker at Walmart was trampled to death when he opened the doors.



smilie oh those shoppers


Dumbass.
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#14 Posted: 23:07:46 27/11/2014
Quote: Windumup
Quote: HotDogAndZap
A couple years ago a worker at Walmart was trampled to death when he opened the doors.



XD oh those shoppers



Seriously?
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#15 Posted: 00:47:00 28/11/2014
Quote: Windumup
Quote: HotDogAndZap
A couple years ago a worker at Walmart was trampled to death when he opened the doors.



XD oh those shoppers


Wow way to think that death to friendly shoppers trying to get good deals is hilarious. You are a terrible person.
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#16 Posted: 00:49:44 28/11/2014
Quote: Windumup
Quote: HotDogAndZap
A couple years ago a worker at Walmart was trampled to death when he opened the doors.



XD oh those shoppers


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#17 Posted: 01:08:08 28/11/2014
Might as well just change the topic title to windumup hate topic
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#18 Posted: 02:01:48 28/11/2014
Quote: Ninpire
Might as well just change the topic title to windumup hate topic


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does this work
Edited 4 times - Last edited at 04:18:03 28/11/2014 by zer0dch
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#19 Posted: 02:21:47 28/11/2014
^Does it have to be a shoot your self scene?
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#20 Posted: 04:18:24 28/11/2014
Quote: Trix Master 100
^Does it have to be a shoot your self scene?



Why yes it does.
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#21 Posted: 04:29:27 28/11/2014
If only I could see the pic you posted I could answer
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#22 Posted: 04:39:51 28/11/2014
Quote: Windumup
Quote: HotDogAndZap
A couple years ago a worker at Walmart was trampled to death when he opened the doors.



smilie oh those shoppers



Is that seriously how you react to death?

When you see stories about murder on TV do you go "smilie oh those murderers!"
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#23 Posted: 04:58:23 28/11/2014
Quote: Ninpire
If only I could see the pic you posted I could answer


I don't know why my picture won't upload lmao.
Underian Emerald Sparx Gems: 3095
#24 Posted: 05:08:05 28/11/2014
if you click 'report' you can see it, without actually reporting it of course
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#25 Posted: 05:12:20 28/11/2014
Quote: Underian
if you click 'report' you can see it, without actually reporting it of course



lol wat
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#26 Posted: 05:17:26 28/11/2014
Quote: Windumup
Quote: HotDogAndZap
A couple years ago a worker at Walmart was trampled to death when he opened the doors.



smilie oh those shoppers



You are a miserable **** if you think this is funny.
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#27 Posted: 05:21:41 28/11/2014
Quote: MagicFizz
Quote: Underian
if you click 'report' you can see it, without actually reporting it of course



lol wat


awwww shieeeeet son...

http://i.imgur.com/7hE9HmI.jpg
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#28 Posted: 06:02:50 28/11/2014
I feel like some people actually got hurt by Windumup's comment and everybody started to form a bandwagon because they wanted to not look like a douche. But to die in a retail job for a few dollars an hour forced to do something physically challenging and get trampled over by selfish pricks is a horrible waste of life.
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#29 Posted: 06:05:55 28/11/2014
Don't worry I will make another Asaian Kid running from explosion gifs with words on it that reply to Windumup **** post when I'm not lazy!
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#30 Posted: 06:06:37 28/11/2014
Quote: somePerson
Don't worry I will make another Asaian Kid running from explosion gifs with words on it that reply to Windumup **** post when I'm not lazy!



could you not wait three minutes
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#31 Posted: 06:08:41 28/11/2014
Quote: zer0dch
Quote: somePerson
Don't worry I will make another Asaian Kid running from explosion gifs with words on it that reply to Windumup **** post when I'm not lazy!



could you not wait three minutes



But I'm on a toilet with my phone and the buttons are so tiny. :(
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#32 Posted: 06:10:53 28/11/2014
Quote: somePerson
Quote: zer0dch
Quote: somePerson
Don't worry I will make another Asaian Kid running from explosion gifs with words on it that reply to Windumup **** post when I'm not lazy!



could you not wait three minutes



But I'm on a toilet with my phone and the buttons are so tiny. :(



Move the toilet to your room then. Stop making things harder than they need to be.
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#33 Posted: 06:13:49 28/11/2014
Quote: wspyro
Quote: somePerson
Quote: zer0dch



could you not wait three minutes



But I'm on a toilet with my phone and the buttons are so tiny. :(



Move the toilet to your room then. Stop making things harder than they need to be.



But the plug socket is right next toilet. :(
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#34 Posted: 06:24:29 28/11/2014
And???
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9564
#35 Posted: 06:34:19 28/11/2014
I used all of the plug sockets in my room. :(
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#36 Posted: 14:04:31 28/11/2014
Quote: somePerson
I used all of the plug sockets in my room. smilie


Just unplug the lamp
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9564
#37 Posted: 14:14:44 28/11/2014
Quote: Ninpire
Quote: somePerson
I used all of the plug sockets in my room. :(


Just unplug the lamp



But it's too dark then. :(
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#38 Posted: 15:34:18 28/11/2014
Quote: somePerson
Quote: Ninpire
Quote: somePerson
I used all of the plug sockets in my room. smilie


Just unplug the lamp



But it's too dark then. smilie


Then open a window. Assuming your room has a window and it isn't night.
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#39 Posted: 15:35:00 28/11/2014
Quote: StormDragon21
Quote: somePerson
Quote: Ninpire


Just unplug the lamp



But it's too dark then. :(


Then open a window. Assuming your room has a window and it isn't night.



But there's a man outside. :(
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#40 Posted: 17:00:05 28/11/2014
I didnt think he meant literally, jeez p.p
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#41 Posted: 17:06:52 28/11/2014
Quote: Windumup
I didnt think he meant literally, jeez p.p


*GASP!* NO!... NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S HIM!!!!

[insert meme here]
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#42 Posted: 17:19:26 28/11/2014
Quote: Windumup
I didnt think he meant literally, jeez p.p


You're an idiot.

I hate you.
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#43 Posted: 17:39:20 28/11/2014
Quote: Windumup
I didnt think he meant literally, jeez p.p


*she

This was a real event that cost the life of an employee who was unfortunate enough to have to open the doors for these shoppers. Be mindful that this was a few years ago when Black Friday shopping was actually on Friday (and usually around 5 AM). As stores push the time earlier and earlier (especially to times more people can manage like 6 PM Thursday), there's even bigger crowds and therefore a significantly larger risk of injury or even death. And injuries and fights happen every single year on this day as people go into a panic trying to grab things on sale.

The shoppers and their need to bumrush the doors and kill an innocent person is unforgivable, but we must also remember how Walmart didn't stop sales, close the stores, help the family out, or issue an apology (to my knowledge). They simply carried on like normal. It's at that point I grew to have a pretty intense hatred towards Walmart in particular and I've only had more reasons to do so since.

Also seeing how I quoted you I must now express a certain quota of RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9564
#44 Posted: 18:46:57 28/11/2014
I remember two years ago there was this parent who said "You know the plan?" And the kid replied "yeah, punch, kick, and bite." Not kidding.
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#45 Posted: 18:57:31 28/11/2014
Can a mod just delete this topic already?
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#46 Posted: 19:09:49 28/11/2014
windumpster why is death funny to u
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#47 Posted: 19:20:08 28/11/2014
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
windumpster why is death funny to u



It isn't always, I cried in Bridge of Terabithia when one of the characters died (Not saying name since that is a spoiler)
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#48 Posted: 19:34:12 28/11/2014
I already got one deal, and i'll try and go to best buy later today to get some infinity characters...
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