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Hello, citizens of DarkSpyro! If you've been wondering where I've been, I was in FLORIDAAAAAAA! And I have a reputation for being Anti-American, so lemme tell you about my experiences!


Holy shyte it's hot. Seriously. We should start selling snow to the southerners, that's how hot it was. So anyway, I saw a lottttt of people on those scooter thingies, and it seems that the scooter things have bad handling. The food was good...when we ate out. We bought some shyte at this overpriced grocery store called Goodings to eat every now and then, UGHHHH. Also, I noticed a severe lack of Tim Hortons stores. Dunking Donuts is alright, but if you haven't had Timmies you haven't lived.

So I went to Epcot and Universal Studios, (I went to Disney when a was a wee little boy but not to Epcot so there you go) and it was cool. In Epcot, the Canada exhibit did an OK job at representing Canada. The video by Martin Short was way better. In Universal, it was cool too, the Harry Potter stuff was amazing, got me a wand of Dumbledore.


However, on the final night....




So, I made this, and IDGAF.

You're Canadian, you say? Well, I have the perfect topic for you! //forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=106798

I thought you left </3

Of all the states you could go to, you go to ****ing Florida.

Don't you diss Dunkin. America runs on that ****.

No Timmies? Does that mean...does that mean...no Oreo Ice Capps?!
HOW DID YOU SURVIVE BROTHER

You went to Florida and not other States that are good? You could of went to Nevada and see go go dancers and gamble.

Or Ohio and eat Skyline (the #^#%@^&%^@#&#@@$@#$*@ best food in the states)

Missouri's also nice and rural.

Meh, I'm not really anti-American ('cause you know, I am American) though there is a lot about the culture that I can't stand.

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You went to Florida and not other States that are good? You could of went to Nevada and see go go dancers and gamble.

and get killed by a giant monster yes.

I used to live not too far from vegas. It's quite nice there.

I want to Little Tokyo and got Pikachu shaped chips/crisps. They were crap but I got a Snorlax sticker! ^_^ But Anime Jungle was closed. :(

Coulda gone to Noo Yawk.

You should of went to New Jersey.

Should've ****ing gone to Texas.

Tex-Mex food is lov-*shot*

No but seriously, Tex/Mex food is the best food I've ever had. It is amazing.

And what the heck is a Tim Horton?

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Should've ****ing gone to Texas.

Tex-Mex food is lov-*shot*

No but seriously, Tex/Mex food is the best food I've ever had. It is amazing.

And what the heck is a Tim Horton?

If you don't know what it is, than maybe use google like any normal person eh?

Texas sucks. I live there and all I see are cars, buildings, and trees. NO ****ING COWBOYS ANYWHERE!

As a Floridian myself, I can agree it is disgustingly hot here. I can't wait until late Fall.

Yep, people (Mostly tourists) do that, it's just something that they do. If you don't want to see that, step out of tourist town and see a few other things. It's rather nice outside of the stupidity of Central Florida.

I've never heard of Goodings, Publix and Winn-Dixie are the ways to go for food. Manny's Steak House is a great restaurant if you decide to go back, the steak is delicious and the demand is high, but it's worth the wait. There's also a pretty good breakfast restaurant right next to it owned by the same couple.

It's great to know that you liked the theme parks, Epcot is a pretty great park in my opinion, but if you want thrills then go to MGM Studios. Animal Kingdom is also fine, but it doesn't have a lot of rides. Never go to Magic Kingdom in the Summer without preparing for massive lines.

I'm guessing the one in Downtown Disney? The food's alright there in my opinion, but the whole story is common here. A lot of teenagers are into anime for some reason in the Sunshine State.

So there is my commentary as a Floridian, I hope you come back down someday despite it's massive flaws.

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Should've ****ing gone to Texas.

Tex-Mex food is lov-*shot*

No but seriously, Tex/Mex food is the best food I've ever had. It is amazing.

And what the heck is a Tim Horton?

If you don't know what it is, than maybe use google like any normal person eh?

#toolazy #cantseegoogleimages

why would you come to america this place is ****

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Quote: Rickorio

Should've ****ing gone to Texas.

Tex-Mex food is lov-*shot*

No but seriously, Tex/Mex food is the best food I've ever had. It is amazing.

And what the heck is a Tim Horton?

If you don't know what it is, than maybe use google like any normal person eh?

#toolazy #cantseegoogleimages

It's Canadian heaven.

How's about he just go to every state?

The US is such a huge land where every state/area has its own demographics, culture, and identity; though certain areas and groups of states can be pretty identical in that sense (the Deep South, New England, etc).
I'd like to go cross country someday. I'd even do that in Canada just for the sake of it.

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How's about he just go to every state?

The US is such a huge land where every state/area has its own demographics, culture, and identity; though certain areas and groups of states can be pretty identical in that sense (the Deep South, New England, etc).
I'd like to go cross country someday. I'd even do that in Canada just for the sake of it.

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New York still best state.

"This can't be worse than hell, I lived in New York!"
-Someone

Also, if he wants cultural differences, all he has to do is travel 6 hours to Montreal here, and see us Frenchies~

Quote: CAV

How's about he just go to every state?

The US is such a huge land where every state/area has its own demographics, culture, and identity; though certain areas and groups of states can be pretty identical in that sense (the Deep South, New England, etc).
I'd like to go cross country someday. I'd even do that in Canada just for the sake of it.

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New York still best state.

I went to New York City and it had strip clubs everywhere. True story.

There's other stuff here I swear it can be family friendly. :c

The most interesting thing that happens in my part of New York is a bull on the loose in my village >___>

Lol it was so fun explaining to a friend of mine from an island nation how America contains variety. And that there aren't alligators everywhere.

Question: do people actually live in those weird middle parts of the US? Like the landlocked countries?

^Yes. Just not as many as on the east coast.

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There's other stuff here I swear it can be family friendly. :c

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Is it odd that I haven't actually seen that many strip clubs in the near 18 years I've lived in this city?

Then go look.

Pretty sure the US doesn't have Tim Horton's, whatever that is.

Regarding the anime shirt, why are you surprised? Anime is highly popular not just in Japan. There are conventions and shops solely for anime across the US. I will usually see at least one person with an anime shirt a day at the park where I work.

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Question: do people actually live in those weird middle parts of the US? Like the landlocked countries?

Yes, but it really ****ing sucks.

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Question: do people actually live in those weird middle parts of the US? Like the landlocked countries?

I do. Drive twenty minutes out of town and it's miles and miles of corn.

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Pretty sure the US doesn't have Tim Horton's, whatever that is.

Regarding the anime shirt, why are you surprised? Anime is highly popular not just in Japan. There are conventions and shops solely for anime across the US. I will usually see at least one person with an anime shirt a day at the park where I work.

Well I've went to Michigan and New York, and they both had it.
The south dosen't have It though, when I went to Florida they didn't anyway.

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Pretty sure the US doesn't have Tim Horton's, whatever that is.

Regarding the anime shirt, why are you surprised? Anime is highly popular not just in Japan. There are conventions and shops solely for anime across the US. I will usually see at least one person with an anime shirt a day at the park where I work.

Well I've went to Michigan and New York, and they both had it.
The south dosen't have It though, when I went to Florida they didn't anyway.

Tim Hortons is moderately good.

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Question: do people actually live in those weird middle parts of the US? Like the landlocked countries?

I do. Drive twenty minutes out of town and it's miles and miles of corn.

for me everything is corn

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Quote: CommanderGame

Question: do people actually live in those weird middle parts of the US? Like the landlocked countries?

I do. Drive twenty minutes out of town and it's miles and miles of corn.

for me everything is corn

What state are you in!

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I do. Drive twenty minutes out of town and it's miles and miles of corn.

for me everything is corn

What state are you in!

I believe we're both in Iowa.

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Coulda gone to Noo Yawk.

New York bus system separates families

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for me everything is corn

What state are you in!

I believe we're both in Iowa.

What's an Iowa?
Is it of relevant state?

Detroit is where it's at.

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What state are you in!

I believe we're both in Iowa.

What's an Iowa?
Is it of relevant state?

It's pretty much just one giant corn field.

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I believe we're both in Iowa.

What's an Iowa?
Is it of relevant state?

It's pretty much just one giant corn field.

and sometimes beans

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Quote: CommanderGame

What's an Iowa?
Is it of relevant state?

It's pretty much just one giant corn field.

and sometimes beans

Sounds fun.

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It's pretty much just one giant corn field.

and sometimes beans

Sounds fun.

halloweens are cool but not much else

I have a Cornival in San Antonio.

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Quote: Seiki

Pretty sure the US doesn't have Tim Horton's, whatever that is.

Regarding the anime shirt, why are you surprised? Anime is highly popular not just in Japan. There are conventions and shops solely for anime across the US. I will usually see at least one person with an anime shirt a day at the park where I work.

Well I've went to Michigan and New York, and they both had it.
The south dosen't have It though, when I went to Florida they didn't anyway.

Ah well, live in Texas and never heard of it aside from HCI talking about it.

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Quote: CAV

There's other stuff here I swear it can be family friendly. :c

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Is it odd that I haven't actually seen that many strip clubs in the near 18 years I've lived in this city?

Then go look.

There's a place called "Strip Joint" not far from where my father works but I'm pretty certain that's just a restaurant.

Quote: Seiki

Pretty sure the US doesn't have Tim Horton's, whatever that is.

There was one that I knew of that was coupled with a few other fast food joints. Closed down though.

It's probably popular enough in the New England area, like Wawa.

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Coulda gone to Noo Yawk.

New York bus system separates families

No that's what the subway is for.