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AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#1 Posted: 02:44:00 19/08/2014 | Topic Creator
Alright ladies, I have a question.
How the hell do you manage to take 10-15 minute showers?

I'll be in there for half an hour or longer, then my suite mate goes in and out in like ten minutes. My mom is able to do it, too.

What's the secret?

Tell me.
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#2 Posted: 02:46:59 19/08/2014
...What do you mean? You wash your hair, you wash your body, you leave. The end.
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#3 Posted: 02:49:30 19/08/2014
I've managed to shower under one minute if needs be.
But normally I'm 5-10 minutes
Quite simple, spin around so you get soaked everywhere, rub the water into your hair, rub some shampoo into your hair, rub on some bodywash if you have the time, rinse yourself off, done.
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8572
#4 Posted: 02:50:20 19/08/2014

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CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610
#5 Posted: 02:50:30 19/08/2014
It also takes me a while because I think about life, the water feels so good, and cleaning your back is a pain.
Also don't forget the daily thorough washing of the genitals, it can start stinking really bad, I speak from experience.

Also who DOSEN'T sing?!
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#6 Posted: 02:52:40 19/08/2014 | Topic Creator
Shaving? That's usually what takes me so long, that and rinsing my hair 'cause it's kinda thick. When do these women shave if they're in and out so quick?

And CG I don't normally sing in the shower, sorry x3
I do sing and hum quite often when I'm in my room, though.
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CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610
#7 Posted: 02:54:01 19/08/2014
HOW CAN YOU NOT SING
DEMOOOOON
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8572
#8 Posted: 02:55:40 19/08/2014
Quote: AvatariDragon
Shaving? That's usually what takes me so long, that and rinsing my hair 'cause it's kinda thick. When do these women shave if they're in and out so quick?

And CG I don't normally sing in the shower, sorry x3
I do sing and hum quite often when I'm in my room, though.



Ew...
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#9 Posted: 02:55:57 19/08/2014
Quote: AvatariDragon
Shaving? That's usually what takes me so long, that and rinsing my hair 'cause it's kinda thick. When do these women shave if they're in and out so quick?

And CG I don't normally sing in the shower, sorry x3
I do sing and hum quite often when I'm in my room, though.


You shave your legs in the shower? Wait...Y-You do mean your legs....Right?
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AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#10 Posted: 02:56:07 19/08/2014 | Topic Creator
I'M SORRY OKAY


Quote: somePerson
Quote: AvatariDragon
Shaving? That's usually what takes me so long, that and rinsing my hair 'cause it's kinda thick. When do these women shave if they're in and out so quick?

And CG I don't normally sing in the shower, sorry x3
I do sing and hum quite often when I'm in my room, though.



Ew...



Why is that gross..?

Yes Lunarz I mean my legs. And when and where is a person supposed to shave? Did I miss something during adolescence? lol
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CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6253
#11 Posted: 02:58:09 19/08/2014
I take long too but usually because I just stand there and enjoy water that's so hot it can't be good for me.
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6643
#12 Posted: 02:58:26 19/08/2014
Quote: CommanderGame
HOW CAN YOU NOT SING
DEMOOOOON



TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
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CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610
#13 Posted: 02:59:13 19/08/2014
Quote: AvatariDragon
I'M SORRY OKAY


Quote: somePerson
Quote: AvatariDragon
Shaving? That's usually what takes me so long, that and rinsing my hair 'cause it's kinda thick. When do these women shave if they're in and out so quick?

And CG I don't normally sing in the shower, sorry x3
I do sing and hum quite often when I'm in my room, though.



Ew...



Why is that gross..?

Yes Lunarz I mean my legs. And when and where is a person supposed to shave? Did I miss something during adolescence? lol


Because some people shave.... Other things x)
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#14 Posted: 03:02:26 19/08/2014
Quote: CommanderGame
Quote: AvatariDragon
I'M SORRY OKAY


Quote: somePerson



Ew...



Why is that gross..?

Yes Lunarz I mean my legs. And when and where is a person supposed to shave? Did I miss something during adolescence? lol


Because some people shave.... Other things x)



I think Avatari is one of the few S&Ner's whose minds isn't in the gutter smilie
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Cynderluv8801 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3305
#15 Posted: 03:02:37 19/08/2014
I take about 5-10 minutes, maximum

And I do sing in the shower smilie
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Wolfgang Gold Sparx Gems: 2044
#16 Posted: 03:05:48 19/08/2014
I usually just take baths.
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CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610
#17 Posted: 03:07:02 19/08/2014
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: CommanderGame
Quote: AvatariDragon
I'M SORRY OKAY


Why is that gross..?

Yes Lunarz I mean my legs. And when and where is a person supposed to shave? Did I miss something during adolescence? lol


Because some people shave.... Other things x)



I think Avatari is one of the few S&Ner's whose minds isn't in the gutter smilie



My mind is down in the underworld smilie
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8572
#18 Posted: 03:08:48 19/08/2014
Quote: CommanderGame
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: CommanderGame


Because some people shave.... Other things x)



I think Avatari is one of the few S&Ner's whose minds isn't in the gutter :P



My mind is down in the underworld ;)



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Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8190
#19 Posted: 03:12:56 19/08/2014
I take a bit, because it's a shower and it's meant to be nice. But why not shave while letting your conditioner set on your head a bit?
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#20 Posted: 03:14:15 19/08/2014
Quote: Trix Master 100
I take a bit, because it's a shower and it's meant to be nice. But why not shave while letting your conditioner set on your head a bit?


I never knew females shaved in the shower
The more you know
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DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6643
#21 Posted: 03:17:30 19/08/2014
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Trix Master 100
I take a bit, because it's a shower and it's meant to be nice. But why not shave while letting your conditioner set on your head a bit?


I never knew females shaved in the shower
The more you know



Have you not seen razor commercials?
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Doomslicer Gold Sparx Gems: 2037
#22 Posted: 03:17:38 19/08/2014
Is it possible to report a thread for TMI?
Just curious XD
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#23 Posted: 03:19:34 19/08/2014
Quote: DragonCamo
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Trix Master 100
I take a bit, because it's a shower and it's meant to be nice. But why not shave while letting your conditioner set on your head a bit?


I never knew females shaved in the shower
The more you know



Have you not seen razor commercials?


Yea, but I forget things
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Wolfgang Gold Sparx Gems: 2044
#24 Posted: 03:20:53 19/08/2014
Probably the part that takes the longest with baths and showers is the shampooing your fur-er, I mean, hair. Yeah, hair.
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AmethystRose Yellow Sparx Gems: 1132
#25 Posted: 03:21:27 19/08/2014
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Trix Master 100
I take a bit, because it's a shower and it's meant to be nice. But why not shave while letting your conditioner set on your head a bit?


I never knew females shaved in the shower
The more you know


Then where else would they shave? Lol.
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Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8190
#26 Posted: 03:27:38 19/08/2014
Quote: AmethystRose
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Trix Master 100
I take a bit, because it's a shower and it's meant to be nice. But why not shave while letting your conditioner set on your head a bit?


I never knew females shaved in the shower
The more you know


Then where else would they shave? Lol.


Or just in the bathroom, not taking a shower. I mean you can still shave while not in the shower. I mean do shave in the shower as well ass out of the shower. Long story short, lets just say armpit hairs hurt and irritate my skin a lot.
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#27 Posted: 03:30:27 19/08/2014
Quote: Trix Master 100
Quote: AmethystRose
Quote: Lunarz


I never knew females shaved in the shower
The more you know


Then where else would they shave? Lol.


Or just in the bathroom, not taking a shower. I mean you can still shave while not in the shower. I mean do shave in the shower as well ass out of the shower. Long story short, lets just say armpit hairs hurt and irritate my skin a lot.


Things just got interesting
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CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6253
#28 Posted: 03:32:55 19/08/2014
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Trix Master 100
I take a bit, because it's a shower and it's meant to be nice. But why not shave while letting your conditioner set on your head a bit?


I never knew females shaved in the shower
The more you know


.....That's a joke right?

That's just a joke that flew over my head right?
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#29 Posted: 03:36:06 19/08/2014
Quote: CAV
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Trix Master 100
I take a bit, because it's a shower and it's meant to be nice. But why not shave while letting your conditioner set on your head a bit?


I never knew females shaved in the shower
The more you know


.....That's a joke right?

That's just a joke that flew over my head right?


I've seen commercials but I always forget cuz I don't care about them. So I knew but I didn't know,

Also I'm not a female, I don't shave my legs, I have little to no knowledge of leg shaving, so sue me
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CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6253
#30 Posted: 03:42:37 19/08/2014
Come on man your a few months older than me you should know by now that women don't just magically poof the hair away.
Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8190
#31 Posted: 03:44:59 19/08/2014
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Trix Master 100
Quote: AmethystRose


Then where else would they shave? Lol.


Or just in the bathroom, not taking a shower. I mean you can still shave while not in the shower. I mean do shave in the shower as well ass out of the shower. Long story short, lets just say armpit hairs hurt and irritate my skin a lot.


Things just got interesting


*looks at original post* Oh ****. I did not see that other s there omg *is embarrassed*
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#32 Posted: 03:45:00 19/08/2014
Quote: CAV
Come on man your a few months older than me you should know by now that women don't just magically poof the hair away.



B-But women are magical enigmas that can do pretty much anything.
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#33 Posted: 03:59:42 19/08/2014
My lack of female knowledge disappoints me
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Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8190
#34 Posted: 04:16:54 19/08/2014
Quote: Spyrobaro
Maybe she shaves sometime other than when she showers. My sister does that.


ye that's what I do.
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#35 Posted: 04:39:28 19/08/2014
Quote: Trix Master 100
Quote: Spyrobaro
Maybe she shaves sometime other than when she showers. My sister does that.


ye that's what I do.



yea, me too
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thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#36 Posted: 10:58:47 19/08/2014
It's easy to explain how ladies can take a shower in 15 minute or less. First of all, I shave my legs and other areas before I get a shower. That saves about 15 minutes. I love taking hot showers so I do what I need to do before I get my shower. Washing my hair and body only takes a few minutes. Then I just stand under the hot water and think about what is going on in my life, cry if I have to or just think...about something. omg I love hot showers! ^.^
Ninpire Gold Sparx Gems: 2951
#37 Posted: 11:10:52 19/08/2014
I take 20 minute showers cause I talk to myself and think about stuff while the waters running. So I just stand there for like 10 minutes.

I also did not know that women shaved in the shower. I thought they put a bottle of shaving cream on their legs and then yeah
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#38 Posted: 14:44:06 19/08/2014
Quote: Ninpire
I take 20 minute showers cause I talk to myself and think about stuff while the waters running. So I just stand there for like 10 minutes.


this

so much this
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#39 Posted: 14:46:26 19/08/2014
Quote: Trix Master 100
Quote: AmethystRose
Quote: Lunarz


I never knew females shaved in the shower
The more you know


Then where else would they shave? Lol.


Or just in the bathroom, not taking a shower. I mean you can still shave while not in the shower. I mean do shave in the shower as well ass out of the shower. Long story short, lets just say armpit hairs hurt and irritate my skin a lot.


you shave your ass when not in the shower?

smilie
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#40 Posted: 15:14:05 19/08/2014
Eh, I usually take 10-15 minutes, longer if I get distracted ;-*shot multiple times*

Anyway, I usually just get my entire body wet, my hair, then I start to use body wash on my...well, body, then I get as little amount of shampoo as I can, then I shampoo my hair.
Simple.

And, when I take longer showers, I usually stand there for 10 minutes thinking about random stuff. smilie Once, I somehow ended up thinking about how, maybe the reason more and more people are getting fatter, is because in the near future another Ice Age-esque event will happen, and the fatter people will survive. smilie

And usually right after I rinse my hair, I get out, start drying, etc.
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8572
#41 Posted: 15:16:44 19/08/2014
lol jk
Fap, shower, fap, body wash, fap, um,


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Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#42 Posted: 15:24:31 19/08/2014
Quote: somePerson
Fap, shower, fap, body wash, fap, um,

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Kind of this...smilie Just not so much, and I don't do it every night.

Meow.
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AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#43 Posted: 16:39:06 19/08/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Rickorio
Quote: somePerson
Fap, shower, fap, body wash, fap, um,

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Kind of this...smilie Just not so much, and I don't do it every night.

Meow.



Well then...
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Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#44 Posted: 16:44:45 19/08/2014
Quote: AvatariDragon
Quote: Rickorio
Quote: somePerson
Fap, shower, fap, body wash, fap, um,

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Kind of this...smilie Just not so much, and I don't do it every night.

Meow.



Well then...

Yeah....I used to have a problem....
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AmethystRose Yellow Sparx Gems: 1132
#45 Posted: 18:16:20 19/08/2014
All of this talk about touching ourselves in the shower is getting very kinky and erotic... smilie

Also, it's not a problem, it's perfectly normal. Especially if you need a quick stress reliever..That is all that I'm saying... good bye. *disappears*
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DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6643
#46 Posted: 18:23:17 19/08/2014
OH MY ****ING GOD YOU GUYS TMFI
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#47 Posted: 18:23:45 19/08/2014
i love fapping to ostriches in the shower
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