darkSpyro

i'll start:
ketchup sprinkle pony butter butt yellow toes diaper mouse king Sasquatch.

(butter butt )

When will my cat stop acting like a little ***** and just make me my damn sandwich before the orange juice in my fridge get involved with all of the gangs and drugs and whatnot.

the most random thing

You said whoever says 'the most random thing' wins


I think i just won

A pie is a baked dish which is usually made of a pastry dough casing that covers or completely contains a filling of various sweet or savoury ingredients.

Pies are defined by their crusts. A filled pie (also single-crust or bottom-crust), has pastry lining the baking dish, and the filling is placed on top of the pastry but left open. A top-crust pie, which may also be called a cobbler, has the filling in the bottom of the dish and is covered with a pastry or other covering before baking. A two-crust pie has the filling completely enclosed in the pastry shell. Flaky pastry is a typical kind of pastry used for pie crusts, but many things can be used, including baking powder biscuits, mashed potatoes, and crumbs.

Pies can be a variety of sizes, ranging from bite-size to ones designed for multiple servings.

You ever just.....**** a goat in the face?

Spyro.

Is that random enough for ya?

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Watermelonnoodles

How do we determine a winner...?

ELEPHANTS WITH RAINBOWS COMING OUT OF THERE EARS!!!!
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I dream of a man, drinking milk with Gruncle stan, the man has a hitler-stache and in mario kart he's always last , he's forever stuck in the past, and he drives the batmobile to work! He works at a Chipotle, out in the Sahara desert, where unicorns dance and zombies cry, and the king is my mother in disguise, she bought it in an alleyway in mexico city, from a bear that was gay and his cousin who lived in russia was circus-bear named jones, but not before he mauled 72 red herrings and made a raccoon moan, the shriek aboted 12 children, and made the mothers mad, so they moved to australia and all married gruncle stan!


I win.

PEANUTBUTTER POPCORN RAINBOW SAMWICH!!

Ok, I'm done now x3

Is dark British or illegal?

gnarlytreesex

"NASA, a penguin just rode a shark into my volcano and then my crocodile hit it with a paintbrush. Then my house imploded, so I had to run head-first into a black hole, which created an infinite time loop. The penguin then threw a lamp into my neighbour's wall, stopping the infinite time loop, but making a hole through Earth. I filled the hole with sand, but they exploded into black holes. The penguin is still standing outside, but his shark fell in the lake. He's fighting my crocodile.

If you stayed under that bridge, none of this would of happened."

BOOBAHS

vooooitneeoodosmee ikzeh osakeeatvooooitweeteeatood

^Truth.

Giggity

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Giggity

I think you just won.
BUT I CAN DO BETTER.

So I go to the store to buy a melon one day and I find out I have to trade in a rainbow for it. So I go to the Rainbow Factory but all of a sudden this fat guy with glasses walks in and starts saying 'giggity' over and over again. Then this OTHER fat guy with glasses walks in and starts yelling 'gaben' at everypony there. So Rainbow Dash jumped off a nearby cliff and landed in a pit of llama blood and Starbucks coffee mugs. Then all of a sudden someone yells 'OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!' and a plane filled with the 'mine' seagulls from Finding Nemos crashes into the factory. So I flew out and found a llama-bear-unicorn-Equestria Girl-hybrid outside, fighting with 1988 Godzilla. By then I realised I had drank too much bleach that day.

THE END.

(I'm sorry about the bleach thing suicide jokes aren't funny but I couldn't think of anything)

You wanna know how the stars were created?

Giant marshmallows from the teddy bear alliance crashed onto earth. They turned into purple carrots that ate giant tortoise pooping fish. A fire killed them all and they turned into magic asparagus cheese and flew into space. The holy avocado covered them in glitter and that's the stars.

In the universe a zebra laid its magic seahorses to make the planets.
Pootoe
Neptuna
Youranus
Saturday
Big Momma
The Red One
Oxygen
Planet Of Love? what the hell is that!
some other planet
Then the godly trashcan said "LET THERE BE DRAGQUEENS" then the drag queens started to fall out of the sky into the jello of hell!!!
Then squidword committed suicide and it all got real then the milky way was said "I'm milk but I don't have cereal" he was sad so he went to flordia.

THE END AND GOODNIGHT TO ALL YOU NAKED MOLE RAT LOVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One time, a communist mule stuck his zebra up my sprites potato. He then took the orange juice and went to uranus. In uranus, he went to a casino. In the casino the monkey locked up a cheesecake flavored tomato, and then the sausage flew across the room into the brownie batter. It was terrible.

No one can out-random me.

Once there was a pie. It was a chocolate pie with cake icing and it was hungry so it ate five bananas then went howling like a snake until the sky turned purple. The monkey and the zebra were eating a wild dingus and the banana regurgitated a pie apthat asked everyone how purple they were and everyone said black backwards. The elephants were jumping over the rainbiw and gigi had a baby that was purple and everyone was dead. Then the sun turned blue so I could jump on it and everyone died a painful death by way of hairy snakes. There was an explosion and the four headed snake yelled veggie salad as pinkie pie came crashing down a hill towards them and the world exploded. Then unikitty exploded and emmet yelled nooo legolas! Then uranus exploded and the banana yelled nooooooo it's so pretty! Then the sky turned purple again and the elephants exploded except for gigi and she yelled noooooooo aragorn! Then luke skywalker came and he said noooooo uranus exploded! Everyone died except for the cantaloupe who regurgitated a lockpick and exploded. The sun decided it would jump on the planets and they all exploded the end. Then the great kate weather machine ate a pie and then reynie said nooooooo that pie had a life! And then sticky said i want to eat you now because i'm a cannibal. Then everything was eaten by sticky the end.

Falling in Reverse

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No one can out-random me.

Once there was a pie. It was a chocolate pie with cake icing and it was hungry so it ate five bananas then went howling like a snake until the sky turned purple. The monkey and the zebra were eating a wild dingus and the banana regurgitated a pie apthat asked everyone how purple they were and everyone said black backwards. The elephants were jumping over the rainbiw and gigi had a baby that was purple and everyone was dead. Then the sun turned blue so I could jump on it and everyone died a painful death by way of hairy snakes. There was an explosion and the four headed snake yelled veggie salad as pinkie pie came crashing down a hill towards them and the world exploded. Then unikitty exploded and emmet yelled nooo legolas! Then uranus exploded and the banana yelled nooooooo it's so pretty! Then the sky turned purple again and the elephants exploded except for gigi and she yelled noooooooo aragorn! Then luke skywalker came and he said noooooo uranus exploded! Everyone died except for the cantaloupe who regurgitated a lockpick and exploded. The sun decided it would jump on the planets and they all exploded the end. Then the great kate weather machine ate a pie and then reynie said nooooooo that pie had a life! And then sticky said i want to eat you now because i'm a cannibal. Then everything was eaten by sticky the end.

You think you can out-random me, huh? Well, here's mine!

Once upon a time I was playing with 43 people in a ten-story treehouse with a 5-mile long pathway of balconies when tie-die cupcake aliens invaded in giant lollipop-shaped spaceships with cat toys as a weapon. We fought back with bananas and hot dogs but they captured us all. I tried to escape in a portal behind my neighbor's bramble bush, but my 7th grade history teacher told me it was off-limits because Mesmo threw Unikitty in there. We were taken to a trampoline with Koopa Troopas, Chompies and Gnorcs on it but we turned into giant coconuts and squashed them all except for the Chompy Mage who vowed revenge on anything that ever lived. We were dropped off at a space station in Minecraft because rats took control of the ship. I talked with the drama club director about the best way to mine emeralds but was interrupted by Pacifica Northwest, who wanted to mine diamonds instead. I ran off and mined some diamonds, but was arrested for mining Lil' Gideon's special diamonds. I was put in a jail made of cake. Suddenly, Vilgax and Vathek teamed up and tried to kill me with exploding chocolate. I was rescued by Flurr who froze them into statues but I was still in jail. I woke up and realized I needed to stop reading darkSpyro forum games and RPs before bed. I then went into my 10-story treehouse with 43 people. And suddenly, tie-die cupcake aliens arrived in lollipop spaceships..........

That's not random. It actually has a storyline. Mine was random.

There was a banana and the monkey was purple so it ate the sky. Then sticky said pie and emmet said noooooo and the sky was black and then kaos said bananas and then hogfly said trees are purple tickle my birthdays it's bathtime. Then there was a storm and the purple pie turned yellow and said butter. Then skydoesminecraft came and said captainsparklez and stampylongnose are freakheads. Then the buttery cake said meow and the elephant turned purple and everything exploded. Then unikitty said meow meow meow aragog was yummy yay cupcakes elephants pie turtles ooh a pretty purple froggy thing that is actually a lump of slime there's a trinket over there i like turtles ooh a doohickey. The sky was turtley and everything died. Then aragog ate harry potter and ron said legolas. Then there was a tie die cupcake alien and it ate everything.

My bandana was stolen by a monkey who threw **** at me.

That is a sentence. Random word time.

Turtles cupcakes trees tickle my birthdays hogfly toothless dragon elephant pie drink drug marker hand sanitizer king things triangle circle lies liar lying lie down lie lee to the sky is blue jump elephant my mind is mainly focused on randomness sticky kate reynie constance three year old orphan trial smart majestic skylanders skull spyro tbone skeleton harpy potter yellow butter skydoesminecraft.

Now random storytime again!

Legolas decided to eat harry potter and then harpy potter ate him and said why are harpies always girls why can't they be boys? Then the pie said because potatoes and the sky turned purple so i could jump on it and then spyro turned purple but cynder said that"s impossible because elephants are jumping. Then striaton city ate a killer cannibal and xerneas ate a pie and the sky ate earth. Then percy jackson said purple pies are eating us! Then the sky turned majectic and everything died and the sky turned yellow and someone said hay hay hay and constance said my poetry would sound good if your ears weren't of wood.

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That's not random. It actually has a storyline. Mine was random.

There was a banana and the monkey was purple so it ate the sky. Then sticky said pie and emmet said noooooo and the sky was black and then kaos said bananas and then hogfly said trees are purple tickle my birthdays it's bathtime. Then there was a storm and the purple pie turned yellow and said butter. Then skydoesminecraft came and said captainsparklez and stampylongnose are freakheads. Then the buttery cake said meow and the elephant turned purple and everything exploded. Then unikitty said meow meow meow aragog was yummy yay cupcakes elephants pie turtles ooh a pretty purple froggy thing that is actually a lump of slime there's a trinket over there i like turtles ooh a doohickey. The sky was turtley and everything died. Then aragog ate harry potter and ron said legolas. Then there was a tie die cupcake alien and it ate everything.

Ok, so I'm bad at that kind of stuff.

Y is the water on fire?

I'd rather not lick that battery. I'm afraid I spilled my broccoli flavored keyboard on it.
Well don't just lay there, get me a banana sponge!

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Republic City gay Texas
Daisy cats pineapple socks
Sly Cooper horses Nintendo Wii
Skylanders food world

... Do I win?

I think you win

Republic City gay Texas is my favourite

Giggity.

MW: Wow. Worst thing to say ever... LOLOLOLOL!

: I still hate miley cy- *shot*

The most random thing.

One day Twlight Sparkle was Books.

One day, Lunatica was walking to school when...
...a stranger in the street appeared suddenly!
"Here's my autograph!" said Lunatica
"To be honest, while I did want your autograph...i also..you see..i....i...think your the sexiest person alive, and...." the stranger hesitated! I need your help urgently! You must save us!!"
"what?howhu?"
"We need someone strong, and intelligent and mighty...you have been chosen!"
"Well, I always felt there was something weird about me...I never thought i would be assigned a mission like this!", She lied.
"You are the Chosen One. Our magic lazergun sniffed you out"
"You must save us from the chaotic draconequus we dont have the power on our own"
"Very well,I suppose I'll help you"
Suddenly, Lunatica was sucked into a underground lab.
"This is where we have set up our new secret HQ HeadQuaters!
"Theres someone that wants me meet you..."
At that movement a door slid open with a funny sound...light shined from behind and a shadow stode there
"So..this is the one we are after?"
"She certainly looks as attractive as we heard"
Twlight Sparkle walked out of the light!
"Yo!"
Lunatica was amazed!, always brilliantly modest, Lunatica never dream of recieveing such a compliement from great The Purple Pony.

This is amazing
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oh yeah mr krabs


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Bob eats peanut butter and peanut butter eats bobby!!!

Jelly eats Boberina!!!

I. Love. GRAPES!

Eat ****. Very warm ****. Put in the Oven. Roast it for 10 minutes, Open it, Slice it up, Should be tender and crispy golden. Perfect.

lazt nigt
i ordurd a pizzua
n wen it kaem
it wuz KULD!!!!!!!
soh i gaev eiit 2 porkee
n he ayt eit
n he dyed

(its an inside joke with a friend ok)

I win

i love you

Badger

nope.avi

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I think you won