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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9384
#1 Posted: 02:04:00 15/06/2014 | Topic Creator

These 3 guys are gonna tell you lonely girls how to get laid.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Toynerd14 Ripto Gems: 95
#2 Posted: 02:15:09 15/06/2014
What I look for in a girl... Is pretty, nice and enjoys talking about nerdy things like videogames.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9384
#3 Posted: 02:16:50 15/06/2014 | Topic Creator
I'm short, I can play games, I'm a dark brunette, I can entertain. and I don't have body hair. I'm perfect.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3727
#4 Posted: 02:18:07 15/06/2014
I like girls as much as I love slushies (not at all)
Toynerd14 Ripto Gems: 95
#5 Posted: 02:19:27 15/06/2014
Quote: CommanderGame
I like girls as much as I love slushies (not at all)



You monster! Do you hate puppies as well?
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8485
#6 Posted: 02:19:32 15/06/2014
Quote: Cynderfan507
but wat if im lez?



le this
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
Kitty Platinum Sparx Gems: 5106
#7 Posted: 02:31:12 15/06/2014
I've seen this video before and I hate it.


"She can't be better than me at video games."

"I don't even play video games.
Toynerd14 Ripto Gems: 95
#8 Posted: 02:33:32 15/06/2014
Quote: Kitty
I've seen this video before and I hate it.


"She can't be better than me at video games."

"I don't even play video games.


Dude, if my GF beat me at Mario Kart I'd be all for it! That just shows how dedicated of a gamer she is (or that just shows I suck at games, either or)
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#9 Posted: 03:08:50 15/06/2014
Quote: Toynerd14
Quote: Kitty
I've seen this video before and I hate it.


"She can't be better than me at video games."

"I don't even play video games.


Dude, if my GF beat me at Mario Kart I'd be all for it! That just shows how dedicated of a gamer she is (or that just shows I suck at games, either or)


Exactly. I want someone who can beat me or at least is some worthy competition.

Just one of the many reasons DC is perfect. ~<3
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wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#10 Posted: 03:15:51 15/06/2014
Je je, "beat me"
"REAL MATURE, WSPYRO!"

smilie
wakapro77 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4341
#11 Posted: 04:16:01 15/06/2014
What guys look in for girls

A sexy body
DD cups
cute voice
sharp teeth
unhingeable jaw
hunger for human flesh

Also I strongly dislike Nash Grier
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CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6417
#12 Posted: 04:56:26 15/06/2014
Trust me guys this works. I've tried it.
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#13 Posted: 04:57:55 15/06/2014
What I look for in girls: I dont like girls
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Gay 4 GARcher
Dark Bro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4543
#14 Posted: 05:04:18 15/06/2014
I already found a girl.
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"The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
Mewtwo - Pokemon:The First Movie
Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4948
#15 Posted: 05:07:59 15/06/2014
some people hated that episode. One girl said, "This is stupid. Just be yourself and you will find a girl sometime."
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AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6231
#16 Posted: 07:15:10 15/06/2014
Quote: shorty
why would it matter if the girl you date was better at video games than you
i wouldnt care if i dated a girl who was better at video games than me
what does that even have to do with dating really


Exactly. Video game skills isn't really the most important quality you should look for in someone... Like, really?
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#17 Posted: 08:46:26 15/06/2014
Girls who don't wear lots of crappy make up.
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5.7.
TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5676
#18 Posted: 09:27:58 15/06/2014
girls that can twerk, have a booty, and will call me bae in public
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words. letters. filler.
Templarhunter97 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1362
#19 Posted: 09:58:53 15/06/2014
Quote: wreckingballbob
Girls who don't wear lots of crappy make up.


I don't wear any make-up.

and I'm a girl.

Quote: TacoMakerSkys
girls that can twerk, have a booty, and will call me bae in public


OMFG

That's totally wrong mate.

You should be looking for someone kind,caring and beautiful outside and inside.

Not a dancer.

I will give you a list of what I'm looking for in a boy.

Smart,Funny(make me laugh so hard I'm crying),Handsome,loves to play video games,someone that will treat me kind and with respect,loves animals,brave, caring and will support me no matter what.


So you should have a think about it mate.
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And i am still waiting for a sequel to bully smilie
Ice Dragoness Diamond Sparx Gems: 7911
#20 Posted: 10:31:39 15/06/2014
If you think people shouldn't have arm hair you're taking it way over the top. Unless they are really dark and long (like a monkey, barely anyone's are) there's nothing wrong with it.
DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#21 Posted: 11:01:45 15/06/2014
and being bi? ^.~
Samius Hunter Gems: 9550
#22 Posted: 11:21:59 15/06/2014
Two things make a girl attractive on the outside.

1. Healthiness
2. Happiness

Two things make a girl attractive on the inside.

1. Caring
2. Happiness

That's pretty much it.
Samius Hunter Gems: 9550
#23 Posted: 11:34:32 15/06/2014
Quote: Crookshanks
Wow, that was rude! And disrespectful!

And Pinkie Pie HATES Disrespectful People!

[img]


Phew! Lucky thing she doesn't exist.
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#24 Posted: 11:40:32 15/06/2014
Quote: Crookshanks
Quote: Samius
Quote: Crookshanks
Wow, that was rude! And disrespectful!

And Pinkie Pie HATES Disrespectful People!

[img]


Phew! Lucky thing she doesn't exist.

How dare you hate MLP! You're stupid! How can you not like friendship and magic? It's nice and lovely, and pretty, and sweet, and they teach you so much! I learned so much from it, how can you say these things!

Fight me! You smell! You're ugly! I bet you have no friends!


If you think that MLP is even a decent show then I'm afraid I've got some bad news!
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5.7.
Samius Hunter Gems: 9550
#25 Posted: 11:48:21 15/06/2014
Quote: Crookshanks
How dare you hate MLP! You're stupid! How can you not like friendship and magic? It's nice and lovely, and pretty, and sweet, and they teach you so much! I learned so much from it, how can you say these things!

Fight me! You smell! You're ugly! I bet you have no friends!


I will defeat you with my anti-friendship strategies.
DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#26 Posted: 11:55:02 15/06/2014
Quote: wreckingballbob
Quote: Crookshanks
Quote: Samius


Phew! Lucky thing she doesn't exist.

How dare you hate MLP! You're stupid! How can you not like friendship and magic? It's nice and lovely, and pretty, and sweet, and they teach you so much! I learned so much from it, how can you say these things!

Fight me! You smell! You're ugly! I bet you have no friends!


If you think that MLP is even a decent show then I'm afraid I've got some bad news!


kill you with fire
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5822
#27 Posted: 11:58:20 15/06/2014
What just happened?
EmperorKaos Emerald Sparx Gems: 4551
#28 Posted: 12:01:23 15/06/2014
Quote: Templarhunter97
Quote: wreckingballbob
Girls who don't wear lots of crappy make up.


I don't wear any make-up.

and I'm a girl.

Quote: TacoMakerSkys
girls that can twerk, have a booty, and will call me bae in public


OMFG

That's totally wrong mate.

You should be looking for someone kind,caring and beautiful outside and inside.

Not a dancer.

I will give you a list of what I'm looking for in a boy.

Smart,Funny(make me laugh so hard I'm crying),Handsome,loves to play video games,someone that will treat me kind and with respect,loves animals,brave, caring and will support me no matter what.


So you should have a think about it mate.


You want a dog not a boyfriend
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#29 Posted: 12:10:34 15/06/2014
Quote: DummyZ
Quote: wreckingballbob
Quote: Crookshanks

How dare you hate MLP! You're stupid! How can you not like friendship and magic? It's nice and lovely, and pretty, and sweet, and they teach you so much! I learned so much from it, how can you say these things!

Fight me! You smell! You're ugly! I bet you have no friends!


If you think that MLP is even a decent show then I'm afraid I've got some bad news!


kill you with fire


If you think you can kill me with fire then I'm afraid I've got some bad news!
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5.7.
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#30 Posted: 12:11:49 15/06/2014
Quote: wreckingballbob
Quote: DummyZ
Quote: wreckingballbob


If you think that MLP is even a decent show then I'm afraid I've got some bad news!


kill you with fire


If you think you can kill me with fire then I'm afraid I've got some bad news!



If you think that's still funny, them I'm afraid I've got some bad news!
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#31 Posted: 12:14:51 15/06/2014
Quote: kardonis
Quote: wreckingballbob
Quote: DummyZ


kill you with fire


If you think you can kill me with fire then I'm afraid I've got some bad news!



If you think that's still funny, them I'm afraid I've got some bad news!


If you think I give a **** what you think then I'm afraid I've got some bad news!
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5.7.
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5822
#32 Posted: 12:15:59 15/06/2014
Quote: wreckingballbob
Quote: kardonis
Quote: wreckingballbob


If you think you can kill me with fire then I'm afraid I've got some bad news!



If you think that's still funny, them I'm afraid I've got some bad news!


If you think I give a **** what you think then I'm afraid I've got some bad news!



AREZ YOUZ STILLZ DOINGZ DIS CRAPZ.
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#33 Posted: 12:16:47 15/06/2014
Quote: whirlwind fan
Quote: wreckingballbob
Quote: kardonis



If you think that's still funny, them I'm afraid I've got some bad news!


If you think I give a **** what you think then I'm afraid I've got some bad news!



AREZ YOUZ STILLZ DOINGZ DIS CRAPZ.


I'm Bad News Wreckers it's what I do.
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5.7.
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5822
#34 Posted: 12:18:32 15/06/2014
Quote: wreckingballbob
Quote: whirlwind fan
Quote: wreckingballbob


If you think I give a **** what you think then I'm afraid I've got some bad news!



AREZ YOUZ STILLZ DOINGZ DIS CRAPZ.


I'm Bad News Wreckers it's what I do.



WHY YOU WREAK IT?
DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#35 Posted: 12:24:45 15/06/2014
Quote: wreckingballbob
Quote: DummyZ
Quote: wreckingballbob


If you think that MLP is even a decent show then I'm afraid I've got some bad news!


kill you with fire


If you think you can kill me with fire then I'm afraid I've got some bad news!



Really? Wanna bet? <3
Samius Hunter Gems: 9550
#36 Posted: 12:43:39 15/06/2014
Quote: Crookshanks
Stop being such a great big ginormous super-duper supreme magnificent spectacular giant huge enormous gigantic humongous monstrous titanic jelly-brain, you great big ginormous super-duper supreme magnificent spectacular giant huge enormous gigantic humongous monstrous titanic jelly-brain!


Isn't having big brains a sign of being smart?
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5822
#37 Posted: 12:46:32 15/06/2014
If you heard the jelly brain part, you would understand...^
Ninpire Gold Sparx Gems: 2951
#38 Posted: 12:58:57 15/06/2014
They have a lot of fetishes
Samius Hunter Gems: 9550
#39 Posted: 13:07:57 15/06/2014
Quote: whirlwind fan
If you heard the jelly brain part, you would understand...^


..But gray matter is squishy.
Samius Hunter Gems: 9550
#40 Posted: 13:12:25 15/06/2014
Quote: Crookshanks
Quiet, you! Before I eat your great big ginormous super-duper supreme magnificent spectacular giant huge enormous gigantic humongous monstrous titanic jelly-brain!

And I love jelly!

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I'm getting really tired of your ****, Pinkie Pie.
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