darkSpyro

Cynder had just been playing on her Playstion, playing Spyro 2: GtG. She was now looking out of her window. Silro was hiding under the window cill, trying to figure out ways to finally kill her. You see, silro even though had tried many times to kill, had always got it wrong somehow. One night he had got a sniper rifle out and was ready to fire at the sight of her.

Silro: Alright Cynder, just come out where i can see you...
Cynder then had walked over to the window. Silro had the perfect shot, he just needed to pull the trigger. He hadnt noticed spyro come up behind him.
Silro: Big mistake Cynder!
Silro then got his claw over the trigger.
Spyro: Silro, What are you doing?
The shock of spyro made silro pull the rifle upwards and pull the trigger at the same time and throwing the gun into the air. The bullet hit the wall beside cynder.
Silro: Ummmm, Spyro, honestly i was just up here looing at the stars, not trying to kill cynder or anything.
The rifle then hit silro on the head and bounced in front of him.
Spyro: Right, and we obously have people running through here with massive machinery trying to slaughter a man with the name of snake.
Just then a massive machine runs past chasing a man.
Liquid: Snake! You cant run forever!

There's a big pause.

Spyro: I'm just going to ignore that.
Silro then turned around to look at cynders window
Silro: You just know this cynder! I'll get you one of these days.
He then slips of the edge of the building. Spyro cant help but laugh at what he has just seen.

Spyro then walked in.
Spyro: Whats up?
Cynder: Nothing, just remembering when silro fell of the building.
The both then smiled at this.
Silro: (Quietly) He pushed me off!
Spyro: I think everyone remembers that.
Cynder then turned to look at spyro.
Cynder: Spyro, can i ask you something?
Silro then listens up, spyro walks over to her.
Spyro: Fire away.
Cynder: Well, you see, i dont know how to put this... but...
Silro: (still quietly) Yes yes come on!
Spyro: But what?
He gets a bit closer to her as he says this
Cynder: Well..., how do i put this. Spyro, can you help me with something?
Spyro: With what?
he gets a little closer. Silro starts writing down what they're saying.
Cynder: Well, i want to ask you this but i dont know how. Can you help me...
Spyro: Yes...
Cynder: Can you help me defeat Ripto on the PS one?
Silro then jumps onto the window cill.
Silro:WHAT!! I MEAN IM SAT DOWN THERE WAITING FOR YOU TO SAY ONE OF YOUR WEAKNESSES SO I CAN USE IT AGAINST YOU SO I CAN FINNALLY KILL YOU, AND YOU ASK HIM TO HELP YOU ON A FLAMING GAME!! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!!!
Cynder and Spyro just look at him with a 'O.k....' look on they're faces.
Spyro: Are you done yet?
Silro: OF COURSE IM DONE YOU IDIOT!! YOU DONT STOP JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT NOW DO YOU!!
Someone taps his shoulder from behind him.
Silro: WHAT NOW!!
Snake: Could you keep it down! im trying to hind from liquid here!
Spyro then turns to cynder.
Spyro: Well the trick is that you've got to...
Silro: AND THEN YOU IGNORE ME, WHAT NEXT!! I SLIP OFF THE WINDOW CILL AND FALL AGAIN LIKE I DID BEFORE!!!
Silro then turns to walk away
Cynder: Umm, Silro...
Silro: NO!! I DONT CARE WHAT YOUR GOING TO SAY IT NOT IMPOR...
He then walks strait off the edge of the building. He hits then hits the floor
Spyro turns back to cynder.
Spyro: Now the trick is really to get him...
Silro: AND YOURE STILL TALKING ABOUT IT!!! ARGGGG!!

I like it

But I don't really get it

Why?
I want to know so i can make i better. Plus, i write this at like 2 in the morning.

Quote: Cynder_fan

Why?
I want to know so i can make i better. Plus, i write this at like 2 in the morning.

2

Good lord

Well the story anyway, my scanner needed an aceint driver, and that toke me till 2 to find it, but i also wanted to put a spyro story on the internet

lol its a funny story i like it

Silro then walked off
Spyro: What's he gonna do next?
Cynder: Who knows?
Spyro: Anyway, you have to...

Meanwhile...

Silro: There has to be a way! Maybe.........Maybe if i act nice?
Silro then paused.
Silro: Ha! They'd never beleive it! I just need something!
Silro then stopped.
Silro: Something! I dont care if it hits me on the head!
Silro then felt something hit his head. He looked up and saw a tree on him.
Silro: Figures......

LOL thats funny.. he should be carefulwhat he asks for. =]

Silro walked around. He thought of idea's to get at Cynder.
Silro: Ah ha! They know im evil, and expect me to try be freindly! Then they'll know its a trap! So by being evil, i can lure them into a flase sense of security! Silro you are a genius.....
He then thought about his plan.
Silro: Or, an easier way is to strike when they least suspect it!

That was great! The first part was funny!

( voice comes outof no were) Silro this is our concious speaking... it will never work)
lol (its not part of the story)

Silro sneaks back and see's the two sleeping.
Silro: Haha! This'll be a peice of cake! *walks forward, slips on puddle, slides accross room, hits other wall, pushes away and hits another wall, pushes again and falls over after hitting a third wall. Picture falls and breaks on Silro*
The two didnt wake up.
Silro: *confused* They gotta be heavy sleepers....
Spyro & Cynder: *wake up* Who said that?!

Quote: Cynder_fan

Silro sneaks back and see's the two sleeping.
Silro: Haha! This'll be a peice of cake! *walks forward, slips on puddle, slides accross room, hits other wall, pushes away and hits another wall, pushes again and falls over after hitting a third wall. Picture falls and breaks on Silro*
The two didnt wake up.
Silro: *confused* They gotta be heavy sleepers....
Spyro & Cynder: *wake up* Who said that?!

Lol! THAT was REALLY funny!!

o coarse lol.. as soon as he speaks lol

Silro: *guilty smile* Ah hehe......I...I can explain.......
Spyro:.............Im listening....
Silro: You see, uhh, i was meant to be uhh, fining someone when uhh, i saw someone else.....after me. And uuh, he, uhh, hit me into here, and uhh, i thought you guys would have woken up by the noise and uhh......
Spyro: Wow! How very beleivable!
Silro: *confused*.......Say wha? OH! Yes! Exactly the truth! Never tell a lie i do.....*looks at claws trying to be proud*
Spyro: You going to kill us? Werent you?
Silro: *shocked*..............uh...........No

Silro's contious, "told you it wouldn't work." lol

Spyro: Come on, dont lie! *prepares to fight*
Silro: Hehe.........Oh would ya look at the time! Gotta go! You know, dark things to do! *tries to run away*
Spyro: Hold it right there!
Silro: *freezes* D**n it!

haha silro's in for it now

Spyro: Now, tell us, were you here to kill us?!
Silro: *turns around* Aha.....You see, i find the word "kill" a bit extreme......I prefer taking someones life.....
Spyro: Kill, taking someones life, it doesnt matter! It's the same!
Silro: Acctuly, there not........there different ways of saying it....
Spyro: *Pins Silro to wall* How about this? Tell me, or you wont have anyway of saying it!

o ya! go spyro kick the snot out of silro!

Silro: Temper temper.....You really need to sort...
Spyro: *pushes Silro's neck closer to wall* Just tell me!
Silro: I'd love to! But there's one problem....
Spyro: And that would be?
Silro: I cant breathe!! *pushes off, runs to try fly away*

spyro!! KICK THE SNOT OUT OF HIM!!

Spyro: *picks slef up*
Silro: Too late!! *Begins to fly off. Continues looking behind him* You wont cath me!! *Flies into wall, falls to ground*
Spyro: *walks in front* You were saying?
Silro: *Hits head against floor*

Silro just can't win can he? LOL

Silro: Ok! So i tried to kill you! Big woop! Who cares!! Yadda yadda yadda!! Can i please go?!
Spyro: Are you going to try again?
Silro: *gets ready to fly off* Umm, stupid qeustion! *Flies off*

of coarse he will lol

Spyro: Well that wasnt an answer!
Cynder: Spyro, he's tried, ohh uh....Five times?! Isnt it obvious he'll try again?

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Silro: Ok, that didnt work.......

lol his contious told him...

Sillro: Hmm......plan B? *holds up spear* Nah, too obvious!

what was plan b?

OOC: Use a spear on them

Sil: No, what i need is something new, something never seen before! Something no one can survive! Something which will rain terror over these skies! *does evil laugh. Realises and stops* O.....K........Maybe not...........

he was thinking of a suicide bomb... not even he would servive
lol

Sil: hmm.....*looks around* Ok, stupid idea, why dont i just seal the door and window off and have them die in their own tomb? Yes......the perfect death! With no obvious clues to what would have happened! But..........one problem remains............Where the bl00dy hell do i get the bricks?!

lol thay are guuna fall on his head just like the tree i bet. lol

Silro looked forward and saw a building.
Sil: Wonder if that has any in?
He walked forward and saw a sign. "mines!"
Sil: How obvious! *throws rock, nothing explodes* Hmm? *throws another, nothing* Ok..... *throws one more, nothing* Ha! Stupid dragons! *walks forward, mines set off*

lol the rocks wern't heavy enough

Sil: *is thrown to building, gets up and shakes soot off* D**n mines! *turns around* Aww man! I went through that pain for nothing?! *door reads "Mine Shed"*

haha lol =]

Sil: Well, i, suppose the could be plan E....... *opens door* Ahh, this will be handy. *shuts door, shelfs woble, mines almost fall* *gets scared look* Careful Silro, no......sudden......movements.....

ahh no he's gunna bomb spyro and cynder!

Sil: *walks slowley forwards, picks up one mine* Ahh! You'll do nicely! *Throws to other paw, begins slipping it about. Catches it in fear* Careful! You dont want to go through that again! *Turns round, trips on plank, Mine flies forward* Aww Sh *Mines explode*

hahaha i am literally laughing right noww haha lol

Sil: *hut explodes, goes flying in air, lands on mine filed, picks self up and strectches* Well........At least..........these ones....have......gone...off *Walks forward, mine explodes*

hahahahahaha my sides hurt lol

Sil: ARGH!! *flies over to over side* Argh! Finally............Wait, i could.....have just flown.....over...all....of...them *hits self* Idiot!!

hahahahahahahahahahaha he gets all of his semi-good deas after he get hurt lol hahaha

Sil: Argh! Well, at least i still have this! *hols up unexploded mine* Youre mine now! *flies off*

lol no pun intended

Sil: *flies to Spyro and Cynders cave and plants mines near them* *whispers* Ha! Tomorrow will be different from anyother day! Tomorow you'll both wake up with a bang! *flies off*

spyro and cynder heard him didn't they?