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Bad Joke Thread [CLOSED]
JCW555 Hunter Gems: 8542
#1 Posted: 01:34:03 09/02/2014 | Topic Creator
[User Posted Image]

Yeah smilie
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You gotta believe! Heh heh.
joerox123 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1992
#2 Posted: 01:53:13 09/02/2014
me having friends
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the road is long, we carry on
try to have fun in the meantime☠
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#3 Posted: 01:54:54 09/02/2014
me
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HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9026
#4 Posted: 01:55:56 09/02/2014
[User Posted Image]

*ba-dum-tsssh*
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
JCW555 Hunter Gems: 8542
#5 Posted: 01:59:07 09/02/2014 | Topic Creator
HIR, wouldn't that be 55 cents smilie

EDIT: Oh. NVM
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You gotta believe! Heh heh.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:00:22 09/02/2014 by JCW555
MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3551
#6 Posted: 01:59:34 09/02/2014
Me

My love life

*sees CF's post*

FUUUUUUUUUU---
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My life is complete.
DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#7 Posted: 02:06:05 09/02/2014
My hair.
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6621
#8 Posted: 02:17:08 09/02/2014
This topic makes me want to scream and burn down a church
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Gay 4 GARcher
Ash Starkindle Gold Sparx Gems: 2625
#9 Posted: 02:19:50 09/02/2014
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he was sick of McDonald's killing his family, and wanted to end his life so the McJerks didn't get him.
MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3551
#10 Posted: 02:25:14 09/02/2014
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he was sick of McDonald's killing his family, and wanted to end his life so the McJerks didn't get him.



Omg lol that is going in the gb
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My life is complete.
awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4136
#11 Posted: 02:26:24 09/02/2014
Where does Batman get his ice cream?

Baskin-Robins
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go to my guestbook now and sign a petition to get Freddie benson into smash
JCW555 Hunter Gems: 8542
#12 Posted: 02:31:02 09/02/2014 | Topic Creator
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I think HIR will like this one smilie
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You gotta believe! Heh heh.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8470
#13 Posted: 02:36:00 09/02/2014
[User Posted Image]
Don't eat brown snow.
awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4136
#14 Posted: 02:37:13 09/02/2014
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go to my guestbook now and sign a petition to get Freddie benson into smash
wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#15 Posted: 02:57:24 09/02/2014
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I felt great shame looking for this.
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#16 Posted: 04:01:33 09/02/2014
Horse walks into a bar. He sees the bartender who's a piece of string. Horse asks "have any alcohol?" Bartender replies "I'm a frayed knot."
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Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#17 Posted: 04:05:35 09/02/2014
every old joke


ever
(EVER e.e)
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7569
#18 Posted: 04:31:48 09/02/2014
What do chemists say to their kids at bedtime?
"Good Nitrogen."
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looks like ive got some things to do...
Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7027
#19 Posted: 04:37:45 09/02/2014
What do you call a guy driving off a cliff?

A screweddriver.
thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#20 Posted: 13:10:49 09/02/2014
Quote: Cynderfan507
A teacher is taking attendance and notices three students are missing. Five minutes later, a boy walks in and says "I'm sorry I'm late. I was on top of Blueberry hill". The teacher says "ok, take a seat." A few minutes later, another boy walks in and says "I would've been here sooner, but I was on top of Blueberry hill". The teacher says "ok, take a seat". A few minutes later, a girl walks in and says "sorry I was late, I-" the teacher interrupts her and says "let me guess... You were on top of Blueberry hill?" The girl, confused, replies "no, my name is Blueberry Hill".

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omg! lol ^.^
azz01 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3172
#21 Posted: 13:33:20 09/02/2014
Okay so here is mine,I hope HIR likes it.

Two men walk into a bar.One man asks for h2o the other said 'That sounds good, I will have some h2o too.'
The other man died.
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Call me the penguin man for that is who I am. Also stan LOOΠΔ!
Avatar by Trix Master
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7728
#22 Posted: 13:39:47 09/02/2014
johnny: miss can i go 2 the toilet
teacher: say the abc 1st
johnny: k den abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
teacher: u 4got the p
johnny: its running on your desk *****
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10195
#23 Posted: 13:43:35 09/02/2014
Guy #1: Do you rememeber the old boomerang joke?
Guy #2: No, I'm afraid not.
Guy #1: Don't worry, mate. It will come back at you.
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I might give you more opinions... for a small fee of course.
awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4136
#24 Posted: 14:42:01 09/02/2014
Teacher: Jimmy, I heard you skipped school yesterday.
Jimmy: No I didn't! And I've got the football tickets to prove it!
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go to my guestbook now and sign a petition to get Freddie benson into smash
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6621
#25 Posted: 14:46:24 09/02/2014
two blondes walk into a building
*shot and killed by all blonde users*
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Gay 4 GARcher
NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#26 Posted: 14:53:55 09/02/2014
Who wants to die
*HOldz cun*
thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#27 Posted: 15:38:30 09/02/2014
Brunette talking to blonde: So why did you get fired from the M&M department?
Blonde talking to brunette: I don't know, I was throwing all the *w's* out..
Brunette to blonde: You're kidding, right?
Blonde to brunette: No, I'm Tiffany, who's kidding?
Brunette to blonde: You're hopeless.
Blonde to brunette: No I'm not, I'm....*looks at I.D. bracelet* I'm Tiffany.
Brunette walks away..
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 15:41:12 09/02/2014 by thumper
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7728
#28 Posted: 15:45:08 09/02/2014
Quote: DragonCamo
two blondes walk into a building
*shot and killed by all blonde users*


excUUUUUuuuuuUUUUUuuuuUUUUUUuuuuuUUUUUuuuuUUUUUUUUuuse me

Quote: thumper
Brunette talking to blonde: So why did you get fired from the M&M department?
Blonde talking to brunette: I don't know, I was throwing all the *w's* out..
Brunette to blonde: You're kidding, right?
Blonde to brunette: No, I'm Tiffany, who's kidding?
Brunette to blonde: You're hopeless.
Blonde to brunette: No I'm not, I'm....*looks at I.D. bracelet* I'm Tiffany.
Brunette walks away..


excUUUUUuuuuuUUUUUse me
But that was funny smilie
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9026
#29 Posted: 17:13:51 09/02/2014
Quote: azz01
Okay so here is mine,I hope HIR likes it.

Two men walk into a bar.One man asks for h2o the other said 'That sounds good, I will have some h2o too.'
The other man died.


YESSS A CHEMISTRY JOKE. <3
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8318
#30 Posted: 17:19:37 09/02/2014
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, "You're all a bunch of idiots."
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8470
#31 Posted: 17:19:46 09/02/2014
Quote: HIR
Quote: azz01
Okay so here is mine,I hope HIR likes it.

Two men walk into a bar.One man asks for h2o the other said 'That sounds good, I will have some h2o too.'
The other man died.


YESSS A CHEMISTRY JOKE. <3



Oh the irony.
BigBoom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3262
#32 Posted: 17:45:12 09/02/2014
The creation of the shovel was groundbreaking, but it could never compare to the broom. It swept the nation.
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this user has died. written on a note was their darkspyro login. they say hello from beyond the grave.
CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610
#33 Posted: 17:48:15 09/02/2014
"Where were you yesterday? I though you were in the house?"
"No, I was out at the Inn!"

SNOOPY JOKE
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#34 Posted: 17:52:13 09/02/2014
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are running from the cops.
They split up.
The brunette goes into a chicken coupe and says "bucock! Bucock!"
The police said "Oh, it's just a chicken coupe"
The redhead goes into a dog house and says "WOOF WOOF WOOD!"
The police said "Oh, it's just a dog house"
The blonde went into a sack of potatoes and said "POTATO!!"
She was caught.
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#hu
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6621
#35 Posted: 17:56:05 09/02/2014
THIS TOPIC MAKES ME WANT TO CRY
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Gay 4 GARcher
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#36 Posted: 18:08:21 09/02/2014
What's a tree's favorite drink?
Root Beer
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#hu
thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#37 Posted: 18:14:45 09/02/2014
Two cows talking in the pasture:

Cow #1: Hey aren't you scared about mad cow disease?
Cow #2: Nope
Cow #1: You aren't. Why not, anyone of us could get it.
Cow#2: Why should I worry about it, I'm a squirrel.
azz01 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3172
#38 Posted: 18:28:56 09/02/2014
Bad some what religious joke:

A boy and a girl were in Religion class.Their teacher was asking them basic questions.The boy was poking the girl and she was getting angry.
1.Who is our creator?Girl says 'God almighty!'
2.Who is our saviour?Girl says 'Jesus Christ!'
3.What did Eve say to Adam after they had 100 babys?Girl says 'You stick that thing n me one more time I will kill you!'
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Call me the penguin man for that is who I am. Also stan LOOΠΔ!
Avatar by Trix Master
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#39 Posted: 18:36:05 09/02/2014
wanna know why your tuba smells?

it tuba big dump.
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3551
#40 Posted: 18:38:45 09/02/2014
These jokes

I can't smilie
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My life is complete.
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