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Drunk topic (# Hell, I dunno anymore) [CLOSED]
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#1 Posted: 00:58:25 12/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Ask me stuff once again.

Also, the thing I told you wasn't a joke Carol.
wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#2 Posted: 01:00:59 12/01/2014
What the **** am I looking at in your avatar?
Also, you're making more of these than usual? Explanation???
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#3 Posted: 01:04:09 12/01/2014
I won't make a thump joke this time, I swear
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3263
#4 Posted: 01:04:42 12/01/2014
Why do you make so many of these topics when they just turn out to be the same thing everytime? :U
take off ur shirt
how long is ur dick
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"I have my own system, don't get involved"
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9026
#5 Posted: 01:07:19 12/01/2014
Will you stop making topics acknowledging that you're drunk (or maybe just buzzed)? It detracts from the magical topics you make when you're completely hammered. ._.
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632
#6 Posted: 01:25:14 12/01/2014
Are you drunk
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Gay 4 GARcher
DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#7 Posted: 01:32:59 12/01/2014
r u hard
Troll Slug Ripto Gems: 2054
#8 Posted: 01:35:23 12/01/2014
Stop ignoring us
Dragons-go-hrr Platinum Sparx Gems: 6991
#9 Posted: 01:36:31 12/01/2014
Are you actually going to post on this topic?
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"Was it a hot ghost?"
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#10 Posted: 01:36:55 12/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: wspyro
What the **** am I looking at in your avatar?
Also, you're making more of these than usual? Explanation???


1. Google "THIN YOUR PAINTS". I can't post the link for some reson (Posting Error).

It's sort of an inside joke since I play Warhammer FB. Only a few of my IRL friends here know what I'm talking about.
Also, I'm still pissed off about that magic phase, Fatman. **** the Slann. I'll be playing Carnosaur from now on, as if that was good news for you.

2. Ethanol, man.

Quote: hardcoreignitor
I won't make a thump joke this time, I swear


Thank u

I may start to respect you a bit for this.

Quote: TorchSheep
Why do you make so many of these topics when they just turn out to be the same thing everytime? :U
take off ur shirt
how long is ur dick


Ethanon, man.
+It's not my fault they want to see mw naked.

Quote: HIR
Will you stop making topics acknowledging that you're drunk (or maybe just buzzed)? It detracts from the magical topics you make when you're completely hammered. ._.


Compared to the usual monthly drunk topic I make I am completely hammered tonight.

I think I've made a couple of typos already.

Quote: DragonCamo
Are you drunk


Oh no.

IT'S ALL A RUSE

Quote: DummyZ
r u hard


No.
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#11 Posted: 01:38:40 12/01/2014
whats that
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10216
#12 Posted: 01:40:37 12/01/2014
Well my Finnish fellow... I have taken tonight a beer or a two so I must ask you that what is your favourite Finnish lager to drink? I must say that Karhu or Sandels are my favourites but the most budget-friendly Karjala and Koff are the most usual brands in my pint.
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I might give you more opinions... for a small fee of course.
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#13 Posted: 01:41:33 12/01/2014
Why are Fire-Trucks red
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#14 Posted: 01:42:28 12/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Dragons-go-hrr
Are you actually going to post on this topic?


Quote: Troll Slug
Stop ignoring us


Yeah, I was going to ingnore you guys completely (hence why I made the whole damn topic, right?), but now that you asked me I could actually answer a couple a questions.

I'm drunk, alright. Take that into account would ya?!
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#15 Posted: 01:45:01 12/01/2014
How much longer will it be until you vomit on your keyboard from the alcohol
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#16 Posted: 01:45:15 12/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Project_Unnamed
Well my Finnish fellow... I have taken tonight a beer or a two so I must ask you that what is your favourite Finnish lager to drink? I must say that Karhu or Sandels are my favourites but the most budget-friendly Karjala and Koff are the most usual brands in my pint.


Sandels is the best by far, but they don't serve Sandels in your average backwoods pub so I'll have to resort to Karjala.

See guys? All finns like their beer.

Quote: hardcoreignitor
Why are Fire-Trucks red


I thought you wouldn't need my drunked insight to answer simple questions like that.

Quote: hardcoreignitor
How much longer will it be until you vomit on your keyboard from the alcohol


What do you think I am, a milk drinker?
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DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632
#17 Posted: 01:46:16 12/01/2014
DOES SANTA WHERE A SPEEDO IN NEW ZEALAND/AUSTRALIA????????????!!!!
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Gay 4 GARcher
Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10216
#18 Posted: 01:47:05 12/01/2014
Quote: Samius
Quote: Project_Unnamed
Well my Finnish fellow... I have taken tonight a beer or a two so I must ask you that what is your favourite Finnish lager to drink? I must say that Karhu or Sandels are my favourites but the most budget-friendly Karjala and Koff are the most usual brands in my pint.


Sandels is the best by far, but they don't serve Sandels in your average backwoods pub so I'll have to resort to Karjala.

See guys? All finns like their beer.

Quote: hardcoreignitor
Why are Fire-Trucks red


I thought you wouldn't need my drunked insight to answer simple questions like that.


Did you remember to take your Long Island Iced Teas? I am more of the raw drink guy. You know, like scotch whisky (single malt if I'm feeling rich), brandy and rum.
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I might give you more opinions... for a small fee of course.
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#19 Posted: 01:48:50 12/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: DragonCamo
DOES SANTA WHERE A SPEEDO IN NEW ZEALAND/AUSTRALIA????????????!!!!


Why don't you ask someone who is form New-Zealand or Australia, huh?

Quote: Project_Unnamed
Did you remember to take your Long Island Iced Teas? I am more of the raw drink guy. You know, like scotch whisky (single malt if I'm feeling rich), brandy and rum.


Whoa, what are you? a mind reader? I drank three Long Islands tonight.
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DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632
#20 Posted: 01:49:18 12/01/2014
Quote: Samius
Quote: DragonCamo
DOES SANTA WHERE A SPEEDO IN NEW ZEALAND/AUSTRALIA????????????!!!!


Why don't you ask someone who is form New-Zealand or Australia, huh?



I didn't like their answer
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Gay 4 GARcher
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#21 Posted: 01:49:49 12/01/2014
Am I actually Jenny?
I DONTZ KNOWZ.
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you never saw me
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#22 Posted: 01:51:34 12/01/2014
Who shot J.R?
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10216
#23 Posted: 01:51:56 12/01/2014
Quote: Samius
Quote: DragonCamo
DOES SANTA WHERE A SPEEDO IN NEW ZEALAND/AUSTRALIA????????????!!!!


Why don't you ask someone who is form New-Zealand or Australia, huh?

Quote: Project_Unnamed
Did you remember to take your Long Island Iced Teas? I am more of the raw drink guy. You know, like scotch whisky (single malt if I'm feeling rich), brandy and rum.


Whoa, what are you? a mind reader? I drank three Long Islands tonight.



I've asked your favourite drinks earlier in the drunk topics you've created so that is the logical reason I know you drink them. smilie
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I might give you more opinions... for a small fee of course.
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#24 Posted: 01:55:00 12/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: I-Brawler
Am I actually Jenny?
I DONTZ KNOWZ.


What?

Quote: hardcoreignitor
Who shot J.R?


Google it, like I know everything...

Jesus.

Quote: Project_Unnamed
I've asked your favourite drinks earlier in the drunk topics you've created so that is the logical reason I know you drink them. smilie


Damn. Right. I think I even remember that.
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#25 Posted: 01:56:03 12/01/2014
What does the fox say?
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#26 Posted: 01:58:40 12/01/2014
Quote: hardcoreignitor
What does the fox say?



Apparently it says:
OH CRAP IT'S A PHANTOM KNIGHT I BETTER GET OUT OF THE PRINCESSES WAY
According to you. ^.^b
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you never saw me
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#27 Posted: 01:59:24 12/01/2014
Quote: I-Brawler
Quote: hardcoreignitor
What does the fox say?



Apparently it says:
OH CRAP IT'S A PHANTOM KNIGHT I BETTER GET OUT OF THE PRINCESSES WAY
According to you. ^.^b


i c wat u did ther
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#28 Posted: 02:01:49 12/01/2014
*walks in*

Hey Sami, I see your drunk again. Wanna arm wrestle, hmm? smilie Oh that's right I'd win. lol smilie

*walks away*
Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10216
#29 Posted: 02:02:29 12/01/2014
Quote: Samius
Quote: I-Brawler
Am I actually Jenny?
I DONTZ KNOWZ.


What?

Quote: hardcoreignitor
Who shot J.R?


Google it, like I know everything...

Jesus.

Quote: Project_Unnamed
I've asked your favourite drinks earlier in the drunk topics you've created so that is the logical reason I know you drink them. smilie


Damn. Right. I think I even remember that.



No problem at all, man. smilie So mare you more of a pub guy than a night club guy? I enjoy pubs more than the night clubs.
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Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#30 Posted: 02:05:50 12/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: hardcoreignitor
What does the fox say?


MIRACULOUSLY

foxes sound a bit like a cross between dogs and pheasants.

I live in the middle of woods so I hear these sounds often.



Quote: Project_Unnamed
No problem at all, man. smilie So mare you more of a pub guy than a night club guy? I enjoy pubs more than the night clubs.


Pubs all the way man. I hate that loud disco crap.
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hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#31 Posted: 02:06:57 12/01/2014
You live in the middle if the woods?
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10216
#32 Posted: 02:12:03 12/01/2014
Quote: Samius
Quote: hardcoreignitor
What does the fox say?


MIRACULOUSLY

foxes sound a bit like a cross between dogs and pheasants.

I live in the middle of woods so I hear these sounds often.



Quote: Project_Unnamed
No problem at all, man. smilie So mare you more of a pub guy than a night club guy? I enjoy pubs more than the night clubs.


Pubs all the way man. I hate that loud disco crap.



That's very great thing to hear! I never get the urge of people going to some loud disco place to spend evening and night. Of course one reason is that they want to score some hot chicks etc. but in the 99,99% of the cases they just end up hung-over with just tender kiss on the cheek or a hug. Aftger all that they just face reality in the same situation as it was before the night out.
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I might give you more opinions... for a small fee of course.
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#33 Posted: 02:12:50 12/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: hardcoreignitor
You live in the middle if the woods?


I do. I usually spend a lot of time outdoors.
Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10216
#34 Posted: 02:19:43 12/01/2014
Quote: hardcoreignitor
You live in the middle if the woods?



Well... most of the country know as Finland is covered with the woods. The commonest trees are pine, sprune and birch around here. So the majority of the Finnish people eventually will live among the woods. smilie
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Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#35 Posted: 02:20:52 12/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Project_Unnamed
That's very great thing to hear! I never get the urge of people going to some loud disco place to spend evening and night. Of course one reason is that they want to score some hot chicks etc. but in the 99,99% of the cases they just end up hung-over with just tender kiss on the cheek or a hug. Aftger all that they just face reality in the same situation as it was before the night out.


Exactly. In Kauhajoki, the only pepople that go to night clubs are 18-20 so the most mature company can always be found in pubs.
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Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10216
#36 Posted: 02:24:25 12/01/2014
Quote: Samius
Quote: Samius
Quote: hardcoreignitor
You live in the middle if the woods?


I do. I usually spend a lot of time outdoors.


Quote: Project_Unnamed
That's very great thing to hear! I never get the urge of people going to some loud disco place to spend evening and night. Of course one reason is that they want to score some hot chicks etc. but in the 99,99% of the cases they just end up hung-over with just tender kiss on the cheek or a hug. Aftger all that they just face reality in the same situation as it was before the night out.


Exactly. In Kauhajoki, the only pepople that go to night clubs are 18-20 so the most mature company can always be found in pubs.



There is one pub here in Oulu where I have just talked about astronomical subjects and philosophies-about- existence subjects with random fellows. I always love to discuss about profound subjects etc. smilie
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Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#37 Posted: 02:39:12 12/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Project_Unnamed
There is one pub here in Oulu where I have just talked about astronomical subjects and philosophies-about- existence subjects with random fellows. I always love to discuss about profound subjects etc. smilie


Ah, I just had a long discussion about Nietzsche's philosophies here with one of my friends.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8495
#38 Posted: 02:53:02 12/01/2014
What did you drink?
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#39 Posted: 02:56:21 12/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: somePerson
What did you drink?


Let's see, I'm not sure if I rememer everything, but...

- A couple of 1l beers
- 3x Long Island Iced Tea
- A couple of vodkas
- 1x Gin Tonic
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9026
#40 Posted: 02:58:16 12/01/2014
They named a drink after Long Island? THAT PLACE SUX. *beer bottle'd* x.x;
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Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#41 Posted: 03:01:06 12/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: HIR
They named a drink after Long Island? THAT PLACE SUX. *beer bottle'd* x.x;


Dunno 'bout that, but the drink is good.

One thing I hate about pretty much whichever pub I go to is that they never have Tanqueray gin. They always have Gordon's because it's the cheapest.
Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10216
#42 Posted: 03:01:41 12/01/2014
Quote: HIR
They named a drink after Long Island? THAT PLACE SUX. *beer bottle'd* x.x;



Well... I think that the drink's name is more protected by the rum company Captain Morgan. And I don't even know that in what phase of our mankind's history Captain Morgan spiced rum became the root drink for that beverage.
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Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10216
#43 Posted: 03:22:10 12/01/2014
Okay, here's a random question to this topic. Why did you change your avatar from cool to some random thing that majority of Internet does not know?
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hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#44 Posted: 03:34:06 12/01/2014
Quote: Spyrobaro
Quote: hardcoreignitor
What does the fox say?

"ur gay"


...no u r
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#45 Posted: 03:49:54 12/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Project_Unnamed
Okay, here's a random question to this topic. Why did you change your avatar from cool to some random thing that majority of Internet does not know?


First off, I grew bored of the cool one. I'll probably change it back to some other cool pic in a week or so.
I am generally a very visual person and also somewhat of a perfectionist sometimes, so avatars and such are very important to me. If I don't like my own I simply must change it.

Second, I think people on this forum (and any other internet forum for that matter) look at other user's avatars to gain a first impression. Therefore it's imperative to find an avatar that somehow reflects your own attitude.
In my case, on the contrary to what people might think, I'm not serious all the time. In fact, I'm usually kidding whenever it comes to a subject of discussion that is not wholly serious.
Also, I think that an avatar which is something of a refined joke in itself is a sigh of maturity and portrays faith in oneself.
It can also make other people feel more at ease when talking to you.

Third, it's about a subject that I'm interested in. If anybody get's the joke, they're bound to have at least some similar interests.
Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10216
#46 Posted: 03:53:48 12/01/2014
Quote: Samius
Quote: Project_Unnamed
Okay, here's a random question to this topic. Why did you change your avatar from cool to some random thing that majority of Internet does not know?


First off, I grew bored of the cool one. I'll probably change it back to some other cool pic in a week or so.
I am generally a very visual person and also somewhat of a perfectionist sometimes, so avatars and such are very important to me. If I don't like my own I simply must change it.

Second, I think people on this forum (and any other internet forum for that matter) look at other user's avatars to gain a first impression. Therefore it's imperative to find an avatar that somehow reflects your own attitude.
In my case, on the contrary to what people might think, I'm not serious all the time. In fact, I'm usually kidding whenever it comes to a subject of discussion that is not wholly serious.
Also, I think that an avatar which is something of a refined joke in itself is a sigh of maturity and portrays faith in oneself.
It can also make other people feel more at ease when talking to you.

Third, it's about a subject that I'm interested in. If anybody get's the joke, they're bound to have at least some similar interests.



You justify your actions on very solid ground, that is why I must respect yoU! I just like being the Moneybags with my avatar! smilie
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Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#47 Posted: 04:07:57 12/01/2014
Did you know that cashews come from a fruit???
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Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#48 Posted: 04:11:29 12/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Hot Dog 542
Did you know that cashews come from a fruit???


Yes, I did.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8495
#49 Posted: 04:18:43 12/01/2014
How many times did you almost die?
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