darkSpyro

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Form: Human male

Quote: hardcoreignitor

Form: Human male

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT

Quote: CommanderGame

Quote: hardcoreignitor

Form: Human male

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT

Oh sorry, did you mean Homo Sapiens male?

Gender: Female
Sexuality: Straight
Sex?: So long as she doesn't have any STDs or kids, I'm good for it.

This is me:
Form: Human male
Gender: male
Sexuality: hetero
Sex?: No thank you.

Gender: Female
Sexuality: Straight
Sex?: So long as she doesn't have any STDs or kids, I'm good for it.

Quote: hardcoreignitor

This is me:
Form: Human male
Gender: male
Sexuality: hetero
Sex?: No thank you.

Quote: Metallo

Gender: Female
Sexuality: Straight
Sex?: So long as she doesn't have any STDs or kids, I'm good for it.

WE HAVE a couple

Really CG
Really

You can ship me with any FEMALE USER on this site. No males.

Gender: Female
Sexuality: Straight
Sex?: So long as she doesn't have any STDs or kids, I'm good for it.

Gender: Female
Sexuality: Straight
Sex?: So long as she doesn't have any STDs or kids, I'm good for it.

Form:
Gender: Trans
Sexuality:Asexual
Sex?: Virgin

I like long walks on the beach playing Pokemon.

Eh, for the heck of it...

Gender: Female
Sexuality: Straight
Sex?: No

Gender: male
Sexuality: protoman
Sex?: downloading pornographic videos into my mind because i am a robot

Quote: hardcoreignitor

You can ship me with any FEMALE USER on this site. No males.

So......me?

admit it you've got a crush on baro

Shut up ya blimey bastards.
I've told you all, invade your eyes exploded recently, that I like ash. Not some wash up bisexual 8th grader with an MLP fetish.

Shut up ya blimey bastards.
I've told you all, invade your eyes exploded recently, that I like ash. Not some wash up bisexual 8th grader with an MLP fetish.

Quote: hardcoreignitor

Really CG
Really

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Shut up ya blimey bastards.
I've told you all, invade your eyes exploded recently, that I like ash. Not some wash up bisexual 8th grader with an MLP fetish.

Quote: hardcoreignitor

Shut up ya blimey bastards.
I've told you all, invade your eyes exploded recently, that I like ash. Not some wash up bisexual 8th grader with an MLP fetish.

HCI, my lord and savior. You have truly made me see the error of my ways. I will pick myself off the shore and reevaluate my life, beginning with my religion. I shall pray to you and ask you to forgive my horrible sin of loving people of both genders. I will repent. I will become straight. Then I shall find a nice, straight white male HCItian and we will be deeply connected by our belief in You. But we will not do it dirty; we will stay clean of sexual activities, for they are not just in the eyes of You.

Next, I shall burn all of the MLP merchandise I have. Starting with my blanket, then finally to my DVDs. I'll throw my MLP clothes to my sister though, because she bought me them for HCImas, and I cannot stand to do anything to the gifts I recieved without letting the givers know first. Then I will go to scientists in NASA and ask them to delete any memory that I have of MLP from my mind, and to unfollow all the MLP blogs I follow on Tumblr. In addition, I'll go to the friends I've made from the show and tell them that they should stop watching and follow suit, and if they don't I'll report them to the police for doing horrid things to horses. They'll get arrested, and I'll never hear a word about that dreadful show again. I'll also stop drawing, because I can only really draw ponies, but man, I don't want to draw fanart of something that is horrible in the eyes of You.

I will repent.

Shut up ya blimey bastards.
I've told you all, invade your eyes exploded recently, that I like ash. Not some wash up bisexual 8th grader with an MLP fetish.

Quote: hardcoreignitor

Shut up ya blimey bastards.
I've told you all, invade your eyes exploded recently, that I like ash. Not some wash up bisexual 8th grader with an MLP fetish.

HCI, my lord and savior. You have truly made me see the error of my ways. I will pick myself off the shore and reevaluate my life, beginning with my religion. I shall pray to you and ask you to forgive my horrible sin of loving people of both genders. I will repent. I will become straight. Then I shall find a nice, straight white male HCItian and we will be deeply connected by our belief in You. But we will not do it dirty; we will stay clean of sexual activities, for they are not just in the eyes of You.

Next, I shall burn all of the MLP merchandise I have. Starting with my blanket, then finally to my DVDs. I'll throw my MLP clothes to my sister though, because she bought me them for HCImas, and I cannot stand to do anything to the gifts I recieved without letting the givers know first. Then I will go to scientists in NASA and ask them to delete any memory that I have of MLP from my mind, and to unfollow all the MLP blogs I follow on Tumblr. In addition, I'll go to the friends I've made from the show and tell them that they should stop watching and follow suit, and if they don't I'll report them to the police for doing horrid things to horses. They'll get arrested, and I'll never hear a word about that dreadful show again. I'll also stop drawing, because I can only really draw ponies, but man, I don't want to draw fanart of something that is horrible in the eyes of You.

I will repent.

If He does not forgive me for my sins, I will have no choice. He will gather all of the witches and warlocks out there to perform a ritual. I will be trapped inside a huge wooden Meowth, tied to a wooden chair at the top, which will be nailed to the floor. All throughout the room will be the fingernails that I've chewed off throughout the years, as well as the dead bodies of anybody I've ever had a crush on. The witches and warlocks below will chant and cast spells on horses to make the my little ponies, then trap them at the bottom of the Meowth. The last thing I will hear before I die are the horrified whinneys of a million horses, and the last thing I will see is HCI's mom lying dead in front of me.

Quote: hardcoreignitor

Shut up ya blimey bastards.
I've told you all, invade your eyes exploded recently, that I like ash. Not some wash up bisexual 8th grader with an MLP fetish.

I think I just had an orgasm.