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Assassinelf's advice. [CLOSED]
assassinelf Yellow Sparx Gems: 1180
#1 Posted: 01:10:48 13/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Anybody need advice
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#2 Posted: 01:11:17 13/12/2013
My advice is to close this topic.
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
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#3 Posted: 01:11:40 13/12/2013
my advice to you: im cool
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#4 Posted: 01:17:37 13/12/2013
There is this kid named assassinelf who is really annoying, what do I do?
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#5 Posted: 01:22:03 13/12/2013 | Topic Creator
You make a topica about it, you vent, and you go mind yo own Da** business.
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#6 Posted: 01:23:10 13/12/2013
You spelled damn wrong.
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#7 Posted: 01:23:53 13/12/2013
Quote: assassinelf
You make a topica about it, you vent, and you go mind yo own Da** business.

Cant say damn? Well hot damn, I'm gonna go across a damn river and blow up the nearest damn beaver damn i can find in damn sight.
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
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#8 Posted: 01:24:38 13/12/2013
If I come in like a wrecking ball, what do I go out as????
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#9 Posted: 01:25:21 13/12/2013
Quote: DragonCamo
If I come in like a wrecking ball, what do I go out as????


Bulldozer.
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
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#10 Posted: 01:29:37 13/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Hmm... you come out as.... Miley Cyrus' long lost twin. And depressed.
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#11 Posted: 05:35:39 13/12/2013
Quote: hardcoreignitor
Quote: assassinelf
You make a topica about it, you vent, and you go mind yo own Da** business.

Cant say damn? Well hot damn, I'm gonna go across a damn river and blow up the nearest damn beaver damn i can find in damn sight.


but it's a huge dam thing
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#12 Posted: 13:16:18 13/12/2013
dammmmmmm
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#13 Posted: 21:31:50 13/12/2013
Dam....
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#14 Posted: 21:35:56 13/12/2013 | Topic Creator
I thought this had a regulation.

So go Mind You own DAMN BUSINESS
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#15 Posted: 22:16:38 13/12/2013
An advice topic? I give great advice!

WHERE THERE'S SMOKE, THERE'S FIRE
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, ALL TOSTAHS TOAST TOAST!
WHEN YOU PINCH WENDY'S PENNIES, THEY PINCH BACK
IF YOU NEED INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO PROCEED, CHECK OUT THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION MANUAL
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
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#16 Posted: 09:01:53 14/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Hir, we wrship you for yoitr advice giving skills. Noe please get out of my imaginary advice iving shop.
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#17 Posted: 09:06:41 14/12/2013
Any advise of how to survive this weekend without him?
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#18 Posted: 10:50:15 14/12/2013
I need advice. This rude little 10 year old seems like he thinks he's funny and think he knows everything about everything.. But you see he's not. He's just really rude. Now my question to you is, how do I tell this 10 year old this without hurting his feeling, yes I said feeling. If need be, I'll wait for your answer, cause I know you'll have something really rude and obnoxious to say.
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#19 Posted: 14:11:46 14/12/2013
Quote: assassinelf
Hir, we wrship you for yoitr advice giving skills. Noe please get out of my imaginary advice iving shop.


HEY YOU, GET OFFA MY CLOUD
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#20 Posted: 15:28:05 14/12/2013
Seriously HELP ME!
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#21 Posted: 15:28:47 14/12/2013
Quote: assassinelf
Hir, we wrship you for yoitr advice giving skills. Noe please get out of my imaginary advice iving shop.



JCW>HIR
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#22 Posted: 15:47:33 14/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Oh sorry Ninjask, didn't see your post. Is it Dark Lord? A weekend without him.... You could find a hobby, like murdering innocent fish. You could make another friend. Or you could watch captivatng movies for the rest of the weekend. That last one wasn't quite as good.
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#23 Posted: 16:14:50 14/12/2013
Quote: thumper
I need advice. This rude little 10 year old seems like he thinks he's funny and think he knows everything about everything.. But you see he's not. He's just really rude. Now my question to you is, how do I tell this 10 year old this without hurting his feeling, yes I said feeling. If need be, I'll wait for your answer, cause I know you'll have something really rude and obnoxious to say.



Nice burn bro
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#24 Posted: 16:20:53 14/12/2013
Quote: SoulFly
Quote: thumper
I need advice. This rude little 10 year old seems like he thinks he's funny and think he knows everything about everything.. But you see he's not. He's just really rude. Now my question to you is, how do I tell this 10 year old this without hurting his feeling, yes I said feeling. If need be, I'll wait for your answer, cause I know you'll have something really rude and obnoxious to say.



Nice burn bro


Assasinelf, get a burn heal fo dat!
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
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#25 Posted: 16:23:40 14/12/2013 | Topic Creator
You don't need to try and not hurt my feelings.
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#26 Posted: 16:28:07 14/12/2013
Well, assasin.... I didn't work, my hobby will mean I'll draw my OC's.......boring

looking at a film is even MORE boring
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#27 Posted: 16:38:59 14/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Hmm... I suck at this don't I? Only once have I given succesful advice. It was the only time I tried giving advice until now but still...
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#28 Posted: 16:40:10 14/12/2013
its not your fault, maby I take advice differently then wen with him...JKJK big point
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#29 Posted: 16:48:42 14/12/2013
*grins* Oh, I wasn't trying to hurt your feeling... I was just telling you about yourself... I still like how the first three letters of your user name spell out ass..., how fitting they are for you. ^.^

ass... omg lol smilie Really, that is rather funny! Hahahaha!
Oh my god...my sides hurt from laughing...
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#30 Posted: 16:50:15 14/12/2013
Quote: thumper
*grins* Oh, I wasn't trying to hurt your feeling... I was just telling you about yourself... I still like how the first three letters of your user name spell out ass..., how fitting they are for you. ^.^

ass... omg lol smilie Really, that is rather funny! Hahahaha!
Oh my god...my sides hurt from laughing...


Immature jokes are the best...
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
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#31 Posted: 16:50:47 14/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Hmm.... I have realized that before.
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#32 Posted: 16:52:35 14/12/2013
^
Yea I have the talent of being immature... when dealing with immature people. smilie
Have a great day.... omg I'm still laughing...
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#33 Posted: 16:57:19 14/12/2013 | Topic Creator
^ Your still laughing?
"ROFL"
"So how are you typing?"
"It's a figure of speech dum****"
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#34 Posted: 17:03:19 14/12/2013
Quote: assassinelf
^ Your still laughing?
"ROFL"
"So how are you typing?"
"It's a figure of speech dum****"


Who the devil are you talking too?
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
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#35 Posted: 17:04:51 14/12/2013
Quote: assassinelf
^ Your still laughing?
"ROFL"
"So how are you typing?"
"It's a figure of speech dum****"


Dumb****? smilie Do you really kiss your Mom with that potty mouth of yours?

*hands you a mirror*...Look at yourself in the mirror... See that dumb**** now, hmm? smilie
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#36 Posted: 17:07:11 14/12/2013
Quote: hardcoreignitor
Quote: assassinelf
^ Your still laughing?
"ROFL"
"So how are you typing?"
"It's a figure of speech dum****"


Who the devil are you talking too?



How about you Mister Crack O Joke?!
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#37 Posted: 17:07:35 14/12/2013
This is just too good.
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
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#38 Posted: 17:07:45 14/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Wasn't talking to you.
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#39 Posted: 17:09:30 14/12/2013
Quote: NINJAsk11
Quote: hardcoreignitor
Quote: assassinelf
^ Your still laughing?
"ROFL"
"So how are you typing?"
"It's a figure of speech dum****"


Who the devil are you talking too?



How about you Mister Crack O Joke?!


Mister crack O Joke? Am I suddenly Rob Ford as of now? Well come to think of it, I do live in Toronto...
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
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#40 Posted: 17:11:35 14/12/2013
HCI can I ask if you understand the Truth and Ideals of humans?
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#41 Posted: 17:14:04 14/12/2013
Do You understand the mind of a woman?
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Ligi
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#42 Posted: 17:16:22 14/12/2013
Quote: NINJAsk11
HCI can I ask if you understand the Truth and Ideals of humans?


Yes...Jesus I made a little sex joke and you went all cray-cray...

Quote: SoulFly
Do You understand the mind of a woman?


I honestly can`t say I do really.
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
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#43 Posted: 17:17:21 14/12/2013
Quote: SoulFly
Do You understand the mind of a woman?


Well that made my day! *smiles*
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#44 Posted: 17:19:07 14/12/2013
Quote: hardcoreignitor
Quote: NINJAsk11
HCI can I ask if you understand the Truth and Ideals of humans?


Yes...Jesus I made a little sex joke and you went all cray-cray...


.


I got my asnwer, you do not care if someone is Mentally ill or not
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#45 Posted: 17:21:10 14/12/2013
Quote: NINJAsk11
Quote: hardcoreignitor
Quote: NINJAsk11
HCI can I ask if you understand the Truth and Ideals of humans?


Yes...Jesus I made a little sex joke and you went all cray-cray...


.


I got my asnwer, you do not care if someone is Mentally ill or not



May I ask in what point in time this was established?
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
assassinelf Yellow Sparx Gems: 1180
#46 Posted: 17:22:12 14/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Hci, some people get offended by sex jokes. Most people get offended when the punch line is them.
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#47 Posted: 17:25:38 14/12/2013
Are you a attention whore?
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#48 Posted: 17:28:54 14/12/2013
Quote: assassinelf
Hci, some people get offended by sex jokes. Most people get offended when the punch line is them.



OR wen someone is ALREADY MENTALLY WEAK!
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#49 Posted: 17:32:54 14/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Or that.
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