darkSpyro

My cat just died and I believe that consuming the flesh of my cat will help his spirit live through me. He only died like 5 hours ago, so his brain functions should still be there. I put him in the microwave to keep him warm, but it's starting to smoke... Is it him coming back to life?

I.... I don't even.... I don't even know where to start with how wrong this... this... I....

Even Alf wouldn't do it. Don't go for it.

What the **** are you doing asking us this man? Do it or else the cat's spirit will be lost forever!

Or alternatively train the cat's spirit if you can see it to hate my dead cousin so it can go to hell and scratch his eyes out.

Re-Animate it

What. The. Hell.

yeah man, all good cat owners eat their cats to preserve the cats spirit

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My cat just died and I believe that consuming the flesh of my cat will help his spirit live through me. He only died like 5 hours ago, so his brain functions should still be there. I put him in the microwave to keep him warm, but it's starting to smoke... Is it him coming back to life?

i have an idea....

Don't you know you are supposed to stick it in the oven?! The body goes bad a lot quicker if you just microwave them....

Ehh I wouldn't eat a cat. :/ I'd bury him/her. However, my family and I couldn't find the body of our first cat.

Can't tell if this is serious...

I'm totally lost for words right now. OMG what? *Mind Blown*

*leaves topic*

only if cooked thoroughly

Umm, I don't think you should

This is coming from the guy who practices shoving things up his anus 24/7, I'll just go now.

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This is coming from the guy who practices shoving things up his anus 24/7, I'll just go now.

*walks back in*

omg what? I'm leaving.

*mind is totally blown*

omg I'm lost, where's the damn door?

I wouldn't eat my dead pet. Ok, fine I ate my pet goat and my pet rooster, but they were meant to be eaten... I would never eat my cat.

Plus, animals have no souls. So, it wouldn't make sense to eat him to have his spirit live through you since animals have no souls. Even if they did, flesh is flesh, spirit is spirit, they're separate.

Um . . .

It's high in protein.

YOU MONSTER!

I'm gonna be sick...
This is a joke, it's gotta be.

I'm pretty sure this topic isn't serious..XP

what.

****in betas in this thread... eat the cat raw

Yeah. Go for it.
You could go for that whole I eat pussy joke. I'm sure that's what you really want, huh??

Cats are eaten in foreign countries. If you want to, go ahead. But you have to make sure there's no diseases or anything bad on it.

You COULD catch a parasite, as most cats carry it...or WAS it a virus...

Make sure to eat the back half first,

CATS HAVE SOULS.

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I wouldn't eat my dead pet. Ok, fine I ate my pet goat and my pet rooster, but they were meant to be eaten... I would never eat my cat.

Plus, animals have no souls. So, it wouldn't make sense to eat him to have his spirit live through you since animals have no souls. Even if they did, flesh is flesh, spirit is spirit, they're separate.

never knew animals didnt have souls

suddenly everything you say is even bigger bull**** in my eyes

^this....

Cats totally has souls, and when I die I know my cats will be waiting for me in heaven.

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I wouldn't eat my dead pet. Ok, fine I ate my pet goat and my pet rooster, but they were meant to be eaten... I would never eat my cat.

Plus, animals have no souls. So, it wouldn't make sense to eat him to have his spirit live through you since animals have no souls. Even if they did, flesh is flesh, spirit is spirit, they're separate.

never knew animals didnt have souls

suddenly everything you say is even bigger bull**** in my eyes

^this....

Cats totally has souls, and when I die I know my cats will be waiting for me in heaven.

*agrees with Seiki*

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I wouldn't eat my dead pet. Ok, fine I ate my pet goat and my pet rooster, but they were meant to be eaten... I would never eat my cat.

Plus, animals have no souls. So, it wouldn't make sense to eat him to have his spirit live through you since animals have no souls. Even if they did, flesh is flesh, spirit is spirit, they're separate.

You're not gonna sway to the way of God and righteousness and all the lovely stuff, but I'd still like to understand some of what's going on in your head.

So, How can something live if it has no soul?

If something lives without a soul, it should devoid of feeling, emotion, personality, correct? I have a cat, and he has shown emotion and personality. Please explain this.

Some of the human brain, especially parts dealing with emotion, is very similar to reptiles. Who would've thought?!

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I wouldn't eat my dead pet. Ok, fine I ate my pet goat and my pet rooster, but they were meant to be eaten... I would never eat my cat.

Plus, animals have no souls. So, it wouldn't make sense to eat him to have his spirit live through you since animals have no souls. Even if they did, flesh is flesh, spirit is spirit, they're separate.

If something lives without a soul, it should devoid of feeling, emotion, personality, correct? I have a cat, and he has shown emotion and personality.

I'd have to agree with Seiki again. It starts to offend me when people say animals have no soul..

Yup, This is Darkspyro

gingers are animals

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I wouldn't eat my dead pet. Ok, fine I ate my pet goat and my pet rooster, but they were meant to be eaten... I would never eat my cat.

Plus, animals have no souls. So, it wouldn't make sense to eat him to have his spirit live through you since animals have no souls. Even if they did, flesh is flesh, spirit is spirit, they're separate.

If something lives without a soul, it should devoid of feeling, emotion, personality, correct? I have a cat, and he has shown emotion and personality.

I'd have to agree with Seiki again. It starts to offend me when people say animals have no soul..

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oh now you tel----

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I wouldn't eat my dead pet. Ok, fine I ate my pet goat and my pet rooster, but they were meant to be eaten... I would never eat my cat.

Plus, animals have no souls. So, it wouldn't make sense to eat him to have his spirit live through you since animals have no souls. Even if they did, flesh is flesh, spirit is spirit, they're separate.

You're not gonna sway to the way of God and righteousness and all the lovely stuff, but I'd still like to understand some of what's going on in your head.

So, How can something live if it has no soul?

If something lives without a soul, it should devoid of feeling, emotion, personality, correct? I have a cat, and he has shown emotion and personality. Please explain this.

God put life into animals, but animals are not the image of God. The spirit is the image of God, emotion has nothing to do with it. God is spirit, humans have spirits, but animals do not. Not to say that God can't give you an exact replica of your pet once you're in Heaven.

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I wouldn't eat my dead pet. Ok, fine I ate my pet goat and my pet rooster, but they were meant to be eaten... I would never eat my cat.

Plus, animals have no souls. So, it wouldn't make sense to eat him to have his spirit live through you since animals have no souls. Even if they did, flesh is flesh, spirit is spirit, they're separate.

You're not gonna sway to the way of God and righteousness and all the lovely stuff, but I'd still like to understand some of what's going on in your head.

So, How can something live if it has no soul?

If something lives without a soul, it should devoid of feeling, emotion, personality, correct? I have a cat, and he has shown emotion and personality. Please explain this.

God put life into animals, but animals are not the image of God. The spirit is the image of God, emotion has nothing to do with it. God is spirit, humans have spirits, but animals do not. Not to say that God can't give you an exact replica of your pet once you're in Heaven.

So god hates animals????//////??????

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You're not gonna sway to the way of God and righteousness and all the lovely stuff, but I'd still like to understand some of what's going on in your head.

So, How can something live if it has no soul?

If something lives without a soul, it should devoid of feeling, emotion, personality, correct? I have a cat, and he has shown emotion and personality. Please explain this.

God put life into animals, but animals are not the image of God. The spirit is the image of God, emotion has nothing to do with it. God is spirit, humans have spirits, but animals do not. Not to say that God can't give you an exact replica of your pet once you're in Heaven.

So god hates animals????//////??????

That's not what she is saying at all. She is simply saying animals do not have a spirit.

If they can eat you you can eat them.

Quote: torok

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Quote: torok

I wouldn't eat my dead pet. Ok, fine I ate my pet goat and my pet rooster, but they were meant to be eaten... I would never eat my cat.

Plus, animals have no souls. So, it wouldn't make sense to eat him to have his spirit live through you since animals have no souls. Even if they did, flesh is flesh, spirit is spirit, they're separate.

You're not gonna sway to the way of God and righteousness and all the lovely stuff, but I'd still like to understand some of what's going on in your head.

So, How can something live if it has no soul?

If something lives without a soul, it should devoid of feeling, emotion, personality, correct? I have a cat, and he has shown emotion and personality. Please explain this.

God put life into animals, but animals are not the image of God. The spirit is the image of God, emotion has nothing to do with it. God is spirit, humans have spirits, but animals do not. Not to say that God can't give you an exact replica of your pet once you're in Heaven.

wtf? I expected some random BS answer, but wow.

We go from devouring dead pets to a religion war, funny how this always happens whenever torok or forgotten world post.

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My cat just died and I believe that consuming the flesh of my cat will help his spirit live through me. He only died like 5 hours ago, so his brain functions should still be there. I put him in the microwave to keep him warm, but it's starting to smoke... Is it him coming back to life? ;_;

Yeah, sure, eat it. Either you've got a superb immune system or I'll just have done Darwin's job for him. *brick'd* x.x;