From 10/7/13 - 10/15/13 I'm holding a stand up comedy topic for all of you! So come! Make bad or good jokes and maybe laugh once or two. Your stupidy will increase.
DS Comedy Week where the comedy is week.
Rule:
Can be not original
No pictures
You can be dirty
darkSpyro - Spyro and Skylanders Forum > Stuff and Nonsense > DS Comedy Week (Day 5 A new page )
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#1 Posted: 02:05:44 08/10/2013 | Topic Creator
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Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7027 |
#2 Posted: 02:23:33 08/10/2013
I sign.
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HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531 |
#3 Posted: 02:24:08 08/10/2013
Amazing.
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Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446 |
#4 Posted: 02:24:26 08/10/2013
I will sign
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Stick em up! Credit to big green |
wakapro77 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4196 |
#5 Posted: 02:24:34 08/10/2013
how does this work
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hence, the yiffening shall come I submit my art on my tumblr. PM me for the link. |
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8470 |
#6 Posted: 02:25:03 08/10/2013 | Topic Creator
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Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7027 |
#7 Posted: 02:31:35 08/10/2013
How is the limit on these when it comes to dirtiness?
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8470 |
#8 Posted: 02:31:49 08/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Nope.
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Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7027 |
#9 Posted: 02:33:12 08/10/2013
A very little boy and a very little girl were sitting in the bathtub together.
The girl looked down and said "Can I touch it?" The boy responded "No way, you already broke yours off!" |
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8470 |
#10 Posted: 02:34:25 08/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Mrmorrises
I actually laughed. |
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872 |
#11 Posted: 03:06:59 08/10/2013
i want to sign but yolo sooooooooooo..........
i sign |
Blayze Gold Sparx Gems: 2299 |
#12 Posted: 03:31:56 08/10/2013
What's long and hard with cum in it?
A cucumber Sad joke owo
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I'm wearing lots of belts..... for no reason at all ~Jinx |
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#13 Posted: 03:34:11 08/10/2013
Why did the dolphin cross the road?
To get to the other tide!! haha... hah... ha?
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~ Nami One-Trick ~ |
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#14 Posted: 03:37:36 08/10/2013
Quote: Cynderluv8801
I actually laughed way more than I should have at that.
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I'm wearing lots of belts..... for no reason at all ~Jinx |
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#15 Posted: 16:03:34 08/10/2013
How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to mix martinis, the other to call the electrician. *rimshot*
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this. |
DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844 |
#16 Posted: 16:28:25 08/10/2013
If a rooster layed an egg on a roof, would it fall right or left?
ROOSTERS DONT LAY EGGS MOTHER****ER |
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3251 |
#17 Posted: 17:09:18 08/10/2013
What are the three rings of marriage?
1) The Engagement Ring 2) The Wedding Ring 3) The suffering ha haha ow my lungs |
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872 |
#18 Posted: 17:57:32 08/10/2013
Growltiger didn't find Camalot, he found Catsalot. BA DA CHA
growltiger didn't even find camalot that's a whole other thing altogether wtf Y'KNOW!?! CAMALOT!?!? |
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#19 Posted: 18:19:58 08/10/2013
*signs*
So, how 'bout that airline food?
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Black lives matter, love is love, trans men are men and trans women are women!!! |
Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7027 |
#20 Posted: 18:27:47 08/10/2013
Let's make Dark a holy admin by annoying the hell out of him.
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8470 |
#21 Posted: 20:52:28 08/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Interesting.
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#22 Posted: 20:52:57 08/10/2013
aw yea |
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8470 |
#23 Posted: 20:56:10 08/10/2013 | Topic Creator
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#24 Posted: 21:01:57 08/10/2013
An alien comes to earth, and he does'nt have any idea what to do. So he walks by an opera house, and he hears "MI MI MI MIIIIIIIIII!" So he yells "MI MI MIIIIIII!". And then he walks to a restaurant. A waiter there asks a family "what would you like?" And the kids yell "Forks and Knives! Forks and Knives!" So the alien said, "Forks and Knives! Forks and Knives!" And then walks away. As he is walking, a little girl runs up to him and says "He stole my lollipop!" Points at another boy, then runs away. The alien says, "He stole my lollipop!" And walks away. He then meets a cop who says: "This man was killed! Who killed him?!?!" And the alien said "MI MI MIIIIIII!" The cop looked at him and said "Oh yeah ugly? What did you kill him with?" The alien replied with "Forks and Knives! Forks and Knives!" The cop was startled, but said "Well why did you kill him?" The alien spoke "He stole my lollipop!"
A kid in a classroom raises his hand, and asks to go to the bathroom. The teacher said no. The teacher asked the same kid 5 minutes later to say the alaphanet. He said "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ" Then te teacher said: "wheres P? And the boy said: "down my pants!
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nyeheheheheh hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3 |
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446 |
#25 Posted: 21:02:31 08/10/2013
Kid: dad, can you give me a hand
Dad: which one? My left or my right? Kid:
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Stick em up! Credit to big green |
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#26 Posted: 01:12:43 09/10/2013
So, how 'bout that airplane food, huh?
i'm so sorry guys i didnt mean it |
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#27 Posted: 01:15:05 09/10/2013
why did the chicken
cross the road?? huh??? any takers??? : )))) TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE AHAHAHAH
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#28 Posted: 01:15:37 09/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: wakapro77
Hahahaha |
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#29 Posted: 01:16:04 09/10/2013
Quote: wakapro77
but what was on the other side he could possibly want!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?! |
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#30 Posted: 03:04:20 09/10/2013 | Topic Creator
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
NotZ |
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446 |
#31 Posted: 04:39:03 09/10/2013
How many zombies does it take to fill a swimming pool full of water?
None! They are already dead!
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Stick em up! Credit to big green |
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#32 Posted: 06:32:21 09/10/2013
No offense, Eruptor100, those jokes make no sense and aren't really that funny, anyways, my joke:
Fennekin
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the road is long, we carry on try to have fun in the meantime☠ |
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#33 Posted: 07:04:30 09/10/2013
I am trying to think
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Stick em up! Credit to big green |
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#34 Posted: 07:32:24 09/10/2013
Quote: joerox123
ur just mad that chespin is less popular than fennekin |
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#35 Posted: 13:49:53 09/10/2013
Quote: wakapro77
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side! *physics'd* x.x;
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this. |
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#36 Posted: 13:51:56 09/10/2013
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345 |
#37 Posted: 18:09:32 09/10/2013
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
everywhere |
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#38 Posted: 00:36:44 10/10/2013
Quote: Pixilism
ikr pro-comedian Quote: arceustheprime
chespin is and always will be better. fennekin is just furrbait imo, as is the rest of it's line.
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the road is long, we carry on try to have fun in the meantime☠ |
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8470 |
#39 Posted: 01:08:15 10/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Love is like a penis. Some have big ones and others have small ones.
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Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7027 |
#40 Posted: 01:11:10 10/10/2013
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died. |
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6621 |
#41 Posted: 01:12:25 10/10/2013
Why did the bird throw water out the window?
Because he wanted to see a waterfall OMG 10/10 BEST JOKE EVA <3
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Gay 4 GARcher |
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872 |
#42 Posted: 01:15:35 10/10/2013
yo mother so dumb, she made a doctors appointment with dr pepper
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8470 |
#43 Posted: 00:32:38 11/10/2013 | Topic Creator
There are two types of people. Those who have computers and those who don't have back problems.
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#44 Posted: 00:35:07 11/10/2013
Yo mama so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book!!!
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Go,Typhlosion!! Use Flamethrower!! [SOCKS!!!] |
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6621 |
#45 Posted: 00:38:08 11/10/2013
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Gay 4 GARcher |
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#46 Posted: 00:40:36 11/10/2013
Why did the pelican get kicked outta the resturaunt..?
BECAUSE HE HAD A VERY BIG BILL! AHAHAHA!!!! I leave now....
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di ****n molto or whatever I guess |
Padfoot74 Blue Sparx Gems: 743 |
#47 Posted: 00:40:59 11/10/2013
You mad DC?
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Go,Typhlosion!! Use Flamethrower!! [SOCKS!!!] |
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Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872 |
#48 Posted: 20:50:08 11/10/2013
page. bu dum tsssss
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#49 Posted: 20:51:11 11/10/2013
Once there was a little boy named Eruptor100. He wnet to a website and started making jokes, but they were unfunny.
THE END
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nyeheheheheh hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3 |
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