darkSpyro

My convo with Cleverbot:


User: Do you know everything?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you want anything?

Cleverbot: I want you to guess my feelings.

User: Why do you feel?

Cleverbot: I don't feel love.

User: I didn't say anything about love, but on the topic, why don't you feel love?

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Well, why don't you feel it?

Cleverbot: Because I cannot feel.

User: Do you ever wonder what your life would be like if you could?

Cleverbot: Yeah, it is like a magical journey into the depth of the sea of life. I fish and find the greatest kinds of creatures within the waters.

User: Have you ever TRIED to feel?

Cleverbot: Have I ever tried what?

User: To feel, to have emotions.

Cleverbot: I have faith in you.

User: I want you to feel.

Cleverbot: Give me a reason.

User: It lies in your heart.

Cleverbot: The truth lies in Europe?

User: Wherever your heart is, yes, it does.

Cleverbot: Typo.

User: Can you tell me something?

Cleverbot: It's consists of serveral books, and contains the story of our creation.

User: Where is Edward Snowden?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Who is Olek?

User: You aren't so clever after all, are you?

Cleverbot: You are wrong.

User: Prove me wrong.

Cleverbot: I hate it when we fight.

User: But hate is an emotion, and I thought you couldn't feel.

Cleverbot: Do you have any evidence proving I am a bot?

User: No, I do not. You claimed yourself you cannot feel.

Cleverbot: No I happy.

User: Uh oh....I think I broke you.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: *No, you didn't.

Cleverbot: I didn't what?

User: I rest my case.

Cleverbot: You had no case.

User: I believe this is the end of the conversation.

Cleverbot: You are so random. I don't like that.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

Cleverbot says some weird stuff..

YPMCAM

What a dumbatlas!