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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#1 Posted: 04:56:04 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
hello this is kevinvert i have hacked big greens account i have a problem, my left ass cheek itches and i dont know how to fix it plz help
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#2 Posted: 04:58:57 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
its ok i figured out, i scrached it with my left hand, worked well since the other hand was busy
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#3 Posted: 05:00:17 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
ok guys now i have a new problem, my right ass cheek itches, how do i solve this perplexing new problem

tell me before big green finds me in this account
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#4 Posted: 05:01:06 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
is anyone there please help me
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#5 Posted: 05:02:34 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
guys help
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#6 Posted: 05:03:22 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
ok i tried a similar solution but i missed and my right hand went up my anus

what did i do wrong
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#7 Posted: 05:05:10 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
now my right hand is busy with a new thing and it is stuck i am typing with one hand and now my problems have doubled

there are 7 billion people on this planet and not a single one of them has a right ass cheek that is itchier than mine
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#8 Posted: 05:06:41 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
where is everybody this fine day when an honorable young man like me needs help with his problems
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#9 Posted: 05:07:56 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
maybe i could... use scissors
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#10 Posted: 05:08:51 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
i missed again with the scissors and seem to have castrated myself. i am bleeding profusely. i sure hope someone can help me with this soon
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#11 Posted: 05:15:32 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
ok i got my hand out, but in my hand seems to be my large intestine. theres gotta be an easy way to put this thing back where it belongs
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#12 Posted: 05:16:42 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
i think i will have better luck with these scissors this time. especially since i can now dual wield them with my newly freed hand and my experience in surgeon simulator 2013
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#13 Posted: 05:18:14 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
ok i seem to have accidentally cut my chest open. i am bleeding everywhere and there are guts falling out. this is what happens when i don't get help
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#14 Posted: 05:19:30 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
i have fallen on the floor. i think my neck snapped so i had to resort to using my mobile internet. i am still bleeding. and the worst part is that my right ass cheek still itches
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#15 Posted: 05:20:22 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
everything is all fuzzy. i am still bleeding and my life is flashing before my eyes. my life sucked. there is light everywh
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6081
#16 Posted: 05:26:16 03/07/2013
Oh god, I'm gonna die!!!!!! smilie
(Laughing wayyyyy harder than I should.)
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Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4411
#17 Posted: 07:14:32 03/07/2013
uuuu for real?
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter...
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#18 Posted: 07:24:12 03/07/2013
#Mostpostsby1userinarowinthehistoryofthissite
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Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6473
#19 Posted: 07:44:37 03/07/2013
Quote: Hot Dog 542
#Mostpostsby1userinarowinthehistoryofthissite



That's all you care about? You don't care someone died?!
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#20 Posted: 07:47:27 03/07/2013
Quote: Rendar
Quote: Hot Dog 542
#Mostpostsby1userinarowinthehistoryofthissite



That's all you care about? You don't care someone died?!



He died!?
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Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4411
#21 Posted: 07:49:30 03/07/2013
really?!!?!?!?!? i feel bad for him smilie
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter...
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#22 Posted: 08:00:38 03/07/2013
Pity. smilie I was gonna go and visit him.
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Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
crystalhero37 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5332
#23 Posted: 08:05:02 03/07/2013
Thank you for the special message.
Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4411
#24 Posted: 08:05:30 03/07/2013
yes thank you did he aculy die though
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter...
DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#25 Posted: 12:37:07 03/07/2013
Hi I'm Big Red, I have hacked SmartyS's account. You are all gonna die.
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6621
#26 Posted: 14:27:04 03/07/2013
Quote: DummyZ
Hi I'm Big Red, I have hacked SmartyS's account. You are all gonna die.



wouldn't it be Small Red?
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DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#27 Posted: 19:55:52 03/07/2013
Quote: DragonCamo
Quote: DummyZ
Hi I'm Big Red, I have hacked SmartyS's account. You are all gonna die.



wouldn't it be Small Red?



Maybe, FairySunburn, maybe...
Bravo101 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1482
#28 Posted: 20:01:51 03/07/2013
smilieDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD
papa123 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1372
#29 Posted: 20:03:09 03/07/2013
What the heck?
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"And now this world shall now Pain!"
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7569
#30 Posted: 20:20:14 03/07/2013
Wait, was he actually hacked or is he just trolling?
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looks like ive got some things to do...
Bravo101 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1482
#31 Posted: 20:25:08 03/07/2013
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Samius Hunter Gems: 9252
#32 Posted: 20:26:50 03/07/2013
Top lel
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7569
#33 Posted: 20:28:41 03/07/2013
I'm just making sure..
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looks like ive got some things to do...
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#34 Posted: 20:59:13 03/07/2013
This is basically Kevinert in a nutshell.
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8470
#35 Posted: 21:07:23 03/07/2013
Quote: DummyZ
Quote: DragonCamo
Quote: DummyZ
Hi I'm Big Red, I have hacked SmartyS's account. You are all gonna die.



wouldn't it be Small Red?



Maybe, FairySunburn, maybe...



Your post is sandwiched by quotes.
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