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What jokes do you want me to tell next? [CLOSED]
Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7027
#1 Posted: 20:28:51 02/07/2013 | Topic Creator
I was thinking about pizza jokes, but they're a bit too cheesy.
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#2 Posted: 20:30:17 02/07/2013
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#3 Posted: 20:31:39 02/07/2013
gerard way jokes
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#4 Posted: 20:32:53 02/07/2013
i mustache u a question
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8495
#5 Posted: 20:33:06 02/07/2013
(o<) <]
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#6 Posted: 20:35:12 02/07/2013
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lol i saved that for my friend whos obessed as much as i am with gerard with thor if thats who it is in the picture
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8495
#7 Posted: 20:58:47 02/07/2013
I don't even know.
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awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4136
#8 Posted: 22:50:41 02/07/2013
Quote: Mrmorrises
I was thinking about pizza jokes, but they're a bit too cheesy.



Can u not
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Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7027
#9 Posted: 00:30:08 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: awesomerockets
Quote: Mrmorrises
I was thinking about pizza jokes, but they're a bit too cheesy.



Can u not



Why should I listen to you, you never said please.
aran Emerald Sparx Gems: 4040
#10 Posted: 00:31:53 03/07/2013
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What jokes do you want me to tell next

tell me your story about how you got dysentery....
Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7027
#11 Posted: 00:34:56 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: aran
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What jokes do you want me to tell next

tell me your story about how you got dysentery....



I don't have dysentery, and I'm a joke teller, not a story teller smilie
isaac343018s Emerald Sparx Gems: 4478
#12 Posted: 00:53:05 03/07/2013
You like jokes? I like jokes. We both must like joking around......
crystalhero37 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5332
#13 Posted: 00:55:06 03/07/2013
THE ONE ABOUT THE SQUIRRELS AND THE LIGHT BULB.
Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#14 Posted: 01:01:35 03/07/2013
How about none
Bravo101 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1482
#15 Posted: 01:02:33 03/07/2013
Quote: Rand O M
How about none



i love you
Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#16 Posted: 01:03:27 03/07/2013
Quote: Bravo101
Quote: Rand O M
How about none



i love you



<3. He asked and I don't wanna hear nutin
Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7027
#17 Posted: 01:07:07 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Rand O M
Quote: Bravo101
Quote: Rand O M
How about none



i love you



<3. He asked and I don't wanna hear nutin



Heh, Crystallhero just mentioned Squirrel jokes and you just said "nutin", heh.
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#18 Posted: 01:08:00 03/07/2013
Quote: Mrmorrises
Quote: Rand O M
Quote: Bravo101



i love you



<3. He asked and I don't wanna hear nutin



Heh, Crystallhero just mentioned Squirrel jokes and you just said "nutin", heh.



Mind blown. We are synchronized
Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7027
#19 Posted: 01:11:37 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
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<3. He asked and I don't wanna hear nutin



Heh, Crystallhero just mentioned Squirrel jokes and you just said "nutin", heh.



Mind blown. We are synchronized



Thank you, I knew you'd love that one smilie
Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#20 Posted: 01:12:04 03/07/2013
Damn he got me. At was good.
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#21 Posted: 01:35:15 03/07/2013
twenty-four.

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Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7027
#22 Posted: 01:37:39 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: pankakesparx456
twenty-four.

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Twenty five is even funnier.
aran Emerald Sparx Gems: 4040
#23 Posted: 01:37:58 03/07/2013
Quote: Mrmorrises
Quote: aran
Quote:
What jokes do you want me to tell next

tell me your story about how you got dysentery....



I don't have dysentery, and I'm a joke teller, not a story teller smilie

80% of jokes are told in a story.....
Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7027
#24 Posted: 01:44:16 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: aran
Quote: Mrmorrises
Quote: aran

tell me your story about how you got dysentery....



I don't have dysentery, and I'm a joke teller, not a story teller smilie

80% of jokes are told in a story.....


Not 80% of mine.
Although since you are so pushy today.

Once a husband and wife were in bed together. The husband obnoxiously made a gigantic fart. "What was that?!?" His wife exclaimed.

The husband shouted " Touchdown! I'm winning 7 to 0!"

Later his wife farted. "What was that!" The husband exclaimed.

"Touchdown! Game tied 7 to 7!" Shouted his wife.

The husband spent about 20 minutes working one up, then finally tried so hard he crapped the bed.

"Okay, what in the world was that!?!" his wife erupted.

"Uh, halftime, switch sides" said her husband.

The end.
awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4136
#25 Posted: 01:55:33 03/07/2013
Quote: Mrmorrises
Quote: awesomerockets
Quote: Mrmorrises
I was thinking about pizza jokes, but they're a bit too cheesy.



Can u not



Why should I listen to you, you never said please.


I sawwy pweez contynyoo yor jokes
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Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7027
#26 Posted: 02:14:14 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: awesomerockets
Quote: Mrmorrises
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Can u not



Why should I listen to you, you never said please.


I sawwy pweez contynyoo yor jokes



Thank you. For letting Stuff and nonsense keep it's name.
crystalhero37 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5332
#27 Posted: 05:54:43 03/07/2013
Quote: Mrmorrises
Quote: pankakesparx456
twenty-four.

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Twenty five is even funnier.


Pfff the big fat meanie is funnier.
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#28 Posted: 06:15:12 03/07/2013
Could you plz tell everyone the one about the chicken???
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Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7027
#29 Posted: 06:57:32 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
Did you hear about the chicken who misbehaved at school?
Now he is eggspelled.
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#30 Posted: 07:27:29 03/07/2013
Quote: Mrmorrises
Did you hear about the chicken who misbehaved at school?
Now he is eggspelled.



No, I did never hear that. I need to watch the news more.
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