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Yo mama fight! [CLOSED]
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#1 Posted: 04:30:18 25/03/2013 | Topic Creator
Twas a topic like this, but it's over 3 years old.

So, how you play is, you just say a yo mama joke!

I just got a really good one: Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from Weight Watchers was the door!
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Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#2 Posted: 19:04:11 26/03/2013 | Topic Creator
WHY WON'T YOU POST!?
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Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#3 Posted: 20:34:00 26/03/2013
uh...Yo mamas so ugly, if you look into her face, you turn to stone.
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you never saw me
Legodude56 Blue Sparx Gems: 710
#4 Posted: 20:39:39 26/03/2013
Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved.
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"You have to go back" -Matt
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6621
#5 Posted: 21:14:36 26/03/2013
Yo mama so stupid, when she got locked in a matress store, she slept on the floor
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Gay 4 GARcher
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#6 Posted: 23:47:24 26/03/2013
yo mamas so stupid,she got locked in a toy store and played with a box for fun.
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you never saw me
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6621
#7 Posted: 23:48:26 26/03/2013
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
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Gay 4 GARcher
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#8 Posted: 23:53:42 26/03/2013
yo mama so fat that when she walks, an earthquake happens on the other side of the world
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you never saw me
DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#9 Posted: 01:23:08 27/03/2013
Yo mama so fat that when she walks around the TV I miss 3 episodes.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 01:23:35 27/03/2013 by DummyZ
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6621
#10 Posted: 01:24:03 27/03/2013
Yo mama so stupid, she took the time to post in is topic
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Gay 4 GARcher
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#11 Posted: 18:39:00 27/03/2013
yo mama so fat, her excercise routine takes 5 days.
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you never saw me
Doomdrao Platinum Sparx Gems: 6678
#12 Posted: 20:51:41 27/03/2013
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her underwear in the driveway
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I'd wait a fresh minuteMe, To a Co-Worker about Greggs Bakery Steak Bakes
awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4136
#13 Posted: 23:21:14 27/03/2013
Yo momma so stupid she got run over by a parked car.
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dspyro Yellow Sparx Gems: 1076
#14 Posted: 02:41:23 28/03/2013
To mamma so fat by the time her butt enters the room her stomach already left!
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My YouTube channel is Robert Ramirez
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 8947
#15 Posted: 03:12:48 28/03/2013
Yo mama so stupid she tried to alphabetize M&Ms.
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It doesn't matter if the bars are iron or gold, a cage is a cage.
WUMBOSIMPSON Yellow Sparx Gems: 1424
#16 Posted: 07:19:04 28/03/2013
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
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cry baby, I am
dspyro Yellow Sparx Gems: 1076
#17 Posted: 12:56:55 28/03/2013
To mamma so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings "A, B, C, D, E, F, G get your fat ass off of me."
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My YouTube channel is Robert Ramirez
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#18 Posted: 18:45:16 28/03/2013
yo mama so stupid she slept on the word bed.
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you never saw me
sniper52 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1306
#19 Posted: 23:07:51 28/03/2013
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a giant spoon to the super bowl.
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HAISHFTAYADGHpenisHDGNADGITUGDUAHD
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#20 Posted: 11:06:31 06/04/2013
yo mama so stupid she drowned in her drinking glass
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you never saw me
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#21 Posted: 23:43:33 10/04/2013
Yo mamas so hairy, the only language she speak is wooky
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Black lives matter, love is love, trans men are men and trans women are women!!!
Dark_Spyro999 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4713
#22 Posted: 00:51:54 11/04/2013
Yo mama so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!
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I is ded
sniper52 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1306
#23 Posted: 22:05:13 12/04/2013
Yo mama so fat that I missed a marathon of TV when she walked by.
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HAISHFTAYADGHpenisHDGNADGITUGDUAHD
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 11:10:47 14/04/2013 by sniper52
derpyhooves Platinum Sparx Gems: 5705
#24 Posted: 01:10:51 14/04/2013
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, she threw herself into orbit!
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7728
#25 Posted: 01:27:13 14/04/2013
yo mama so clever she thought up a better joke than this one.
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
TheSpyrofan12 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3172
#26 Posted: 13:37:04 14/04/2013
Yo mama is so fat, that when she walked past my house, I didn't see sunlight for weeks.
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Bring the Fanta
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#27 Posted: 13:59:51 14/04/2013
You momma's so gross, she burped and started the zombie apocalypse.
OHHH
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Black lives matter, love is love, trans men are men and trans women are women!!!
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#28 Posted: 14:08:49 14/04/2013
Yo mamma's so fat, she get happy meals and eats the toy too.
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5.7.
sniper52 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1306
#29 Posted: 23:26:51 15/04/2013
Yo mamas so fat that she blocked the attacks from North Korea and thats why why didnt get them yet.
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HAISHFTAYADGHpenisHDGNADGITUGDUAHD
TheSpyrofan12 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3172
#30 Posted: 18:18:45 16/04/2013
Yo mama's so lazy, she uses cheat codes on Wii Fit.
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Bring the Fanta
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