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So what do you think the killer gimmick will be this time? (Joke thread) [CLOSED]
Doomslicer Gold Sparx Gems: 2037
#1 Posted: 03:32:11 13/03/2013 | Topic Creator
What money making gimmick will the Beings of Avarice (Activision) make for Swap Force. I imagine they'll need something new now that everyone found out about the no-wowpows-for-LC-characters.
So what do you think they'll try? And how can we avoid it?
Ultra-hilarious ideas allowed.

The purpose of this thread is for joking, pretty much, just clearing that up.
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#2 Posted: 04:14:10 13/03/2013
When you press a button the characters make weird noises.
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#3 Posted: 04:37:56 13/03/2013 | Topic Creator
And they charge you extra
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#4 Posted: 04:54:47 13/03/2013
Quote: Hot Dog 542
When you press a button the characters make weird noises.


Well Stink Bomb's massive rear end attack will probably do this.
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#5 Posted: 05:22:34 13/03/2013 | Topic Creator
Shhh!

The Beings of Avarice will hear you! They might realize how much young kids love crude humor!
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#6 Posted: 14:01:52 13/03/2013
i think they will go with 'you gotta collect'em all' again....
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#7 Posted: 14:23:07 13/03/2013
S1 and S2 characters won't unlock elemental doors- only the new Swaplanders/S3/Newlanders can.
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#8 Posted: 18:31:11 13/03/2013
"Swappable, Unstoppable" or "Your power is choice" like in the trailer.
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#9 Posted: 19:56:31 13/03/2013
chattylanders with the power to talk till they die ingame warning: extremely annoying
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#10 Posted: 20:02:21 13/03/2013
Stickbomb screws up his nose when he attacks
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#11 Posted: 21:26:56 13/03/2013
Series 2 won't have Wow Pows.
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#12 Posted: 21:29:02 13/03/2013
Haven't you heard? it is Swap Force Zones now close this.
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#13 Posted: 21:32:47 13/03/2013
Quote: spyroflame0487
S1 and S2 characters won't unlock elemental doors- only the new Swaplanders/S3/Newlanders can.



I’m fully expecting this. The swapping gimmick throws a real wrench in the traditional model – is a half-fire, half-water character fire, water, both or nether?

I’m guessing that elemental gates are just totally out. Instead gates will be locked to types of movement – we have already seen that there are ‘types’ of movement in the new game tied to the bottom half of the characters, with the movement icon on the base: speed, wheeled, agility, etc… and I’m predicting that locked areas are tied to those, not elements.
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#14 Posted: 21:55:05 13/03/2013
^I'm not sure why you can't have both.

Let me throw another wrench---will there be GIANTS ONLY ACCESSIBLE areas like in SG, or are they going to "demote" them like S1 characters?
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#15 Posted: 01:03:55 14/03/2013
They should make Skylanders that jump off the base and terrorize everybody who hates Skylanders.
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#16 Posted: 01:39:40 14/03/2013
The"certain leg only" areas will have important collectibles behind them, so you need multiple swapforce toys rather than your old collection or the token one from the starter pack.
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#17 Posted: 02:37:47 14/03/2013
TRU will make you poop on the starter pack 4 times before you can buy it.
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#18 Posted: 03:23:14 14/03/2013
^

WTF


Anyway....

Stink Bomb will make the kids make so many fart jokes, their parents will take away swap force and all their others. Riots will occur, protests, murder, oh the humanity!

*inb4 occupy TRU*
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#19 Posted: 11:50:32 14/03/2013
Quote: X-Treme
TRU will make you poop on the starter pack 4 times before you can buy it.



WTF!... creepo...
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#20 Posted: 14:12:34 14/03/2013
Quote: spyroflame0487
S1 and S2 characters won't unlock elemental doors- only the new Swaplanders/S3/Newlanders can.



I thought they were all replaced with doors only the Swap Force can get into.
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#21 Posted: 00:52:54 15/03/2013 | Topic Creator
No, there will be dual-elemental gates. I may finally have to try and buy an undead.
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#22 Posted: 02:40:11 15/03/2013
Quote: kappapopm
Quote: X-Treme
TRU will make you poop on the starter pack 4 times before you can buy it.



WTF!... creepo...



TRU are the creepos.
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#23 Posted: 08:10:18 15/03/2013
Quote: spyroflame0487
S1 and S2 characters won't unlock elemental doors- only the new Swaplanders/S3/Newlanders can.



are you speculating that this will happen? because I seriously doubt they would do this.
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#24 Posted: 10:47:53 15/03/2013
I think they'll raise all non TRU-stores to Toys R Us prices.
And TRU's prices will go even higher.
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#25 Posted: 04:21:59 21/03/2013
What gimmick will Swap Force have? I thought it was clear it was the swapping part....
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#26 Posted: 06:32:58 21/03/2013
Quote: Doomslicer
No, there will be dual-elemental gates. I may finally have to try and buy an undead.



Wow, that's BS. Oh well, so I'll miss a few hats
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#27 Posted: 07:03:59 21/03/2013
Quote: PinkWater
Quote: Doomslicer
No, there will be dual-elemental gates. I may finally have to try and buy an undead.



Wow, that's BS. Oh well, so I'll miss a few hats


they have specifically stated that dual elemental gates can be opened by either a swaplander with the correct two parts OR 2 individual Skylanders in co-op mode. If you are playing alone, just turn on the second controller, add the correct fig, open the gate then turn off the controller. You won't miss out on anything more than you did in Giants
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#28 Posted: 03:46:21 10/04/2013 | Topic Creator
I wonder if old adventure packs will still work?
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#29 Posted: 11:04:55 10/04/2013
Swapping, obviously. Pointless topic is pointless.
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#30 Posted: 03:02:41 11/04/2013 | Topic Creator
No, it's a joke topic.
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#31 Posted: 19:19:13 11/04/2013
I know, I was joking on a joke topic (mind explosion)
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#32 Posted: 20:58:17 11/04/2013
Skylanders now require batteries.
The batteries quickly drain, and the toys only support special Skylanders batteries.
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#33 Posted: 21:21:54 11/04/2013
^ That cost $3.99 for 2.
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#34 Posted: 22:49:50 11/04/2013
Oh, all Series 3 are the same as series 1. Don't be fooled by the fancy new designs the figures have... in game they're the same as Series 1... but they cost way more.


And besides the starter pack you can only buy swapforce characters by the parts... so one single pack will have Blast' top half and the other will contain Zone bottom half.
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#35 Posted: 00:16:41 12/04/2013
They will release a super pack with all the swap force characters but it will cost $1000.
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#36 Posted: 00:43:29 12/04/2013
You could buy little hats to put on them! Cost $2 each. It will be the only way to get hats on them.
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#37 Posted: 01:05:19 12/04/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: somePerson
They will release a super pack with all the swap force characters but it will cost $1000.


Actually, all the planned reposes and lcs and newlanders and swaplanders together do almost cost 1000... but knowing Activison this kind of pack would be 2500!
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#38 Posted: 05:11:07 13/04/2013
Right then they'll release some skylanders and you'll find out they aren't compatible with Swapforce... you have to wait til Skylander 4 to use them.
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#39 Posted: 02:24:35 15/04/2013
Quote: sniper52
You could buy little hats to put on them! Cost $2 each. It will be the only way to get hats on them.
I said this to my mom just the other day but she said "That would be extremey stupid." But then I rminded her that it's ACTIVISION and they just try to get money!
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#40 Posted: 18:29:00 18/04/2013
Quote: sniper52
You could buy little hats to put on them! Cost $2 each. It will be the only way to get hats on them.

I always thought it would be kinda funny if you could actually buy a 'hat pack'. They'd be for show only but I still giggle every time I put the in-game top hat on Boomer. smilie IRL would be amusing.
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#41 Posted: 21:27:33 18/04/2013
Variants are needed to beat certain enemies. (Namely the Sparkle Sentry, Flocked Fighter, and all Ambushes.)

They will be distributed more commonly, but they're still rare, all employees also have been told to buy them and put them on eBay.
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#42 Posted: 23:49:04 18/04/2013
Quote: JCat
Oh, all Series 3 are the same as series 1. Don't be fooled by the fancy new designs the figures have... in game they're the same as Series 1... but they cost way more.


And besides the starter pack you can only buy swapforce characters by the parts... so one single pack will have Blast' top half and the other will contain Zone bottom half.


Yep, except the S3 guys will unlock specific content that S1 and S2 won't...just like SG (and if that's the case here that might be a deal breaker)

Also, if they don't introduce a complete figure but halfs...yeah I'm DEFINITELY out.

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Quote: sniper52
You could buy little hats to put on them! Cost $2 each. It will be the only way to get hats on them.

I always thought it would be kinda funny if you could actually buy a 'hat pack'. They'd be for show only but I still giggle every time I put the in-game top hat on Boomer. smilie IRL would be amusing.


Given Infinity's direction, I would definitely not rule out this gimmick.
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#43 Posted: 20:58:25 19/04/2013
THEY'LL PROBABLY MAKE YOU LISTEN TO JUSTIN BIEBER AND/OR ONE DIRECTION IN ORDER TO BUY IT
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#44 Posted: 21:16:23 19/04/2013
Quote: JCat
Oh, all Series 3 are the same as series 1. Don't be fooled by the fancy new designs the figures have... in game they're the same as Series 1... but they cost way more.


And besides the starter pack you can only buy swapforce characters by the parts... so one single pack will have Blast' top half and the other will contain Zone bottom half.


that would make absolutely no sense if they did any of those 2 things
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#45 Posted: 01:22:35 20/04/2013 | Topic Creator
It's jocular bro
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#46 Posted: 00:10:37 24/05/2013
every time you play the gae you have to send activision 20$. levels cost 40$ each, hats and collectibles are 60$ each, and once you beat the game with a skylander (or your wallet) left, Kaos comes and takes all the money on your bank account, debit card, credit card, college funds, rainy day savings, stock you invested, your favorite teddy bear and spends it on cheap skylanders merchandise, which is directed to your bank account!
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#47 Posted: 01:13:33 24/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Lol, and thanks for the bump :P
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#48 Posted: 08:14:27 24/05/2013
Realistically something they might try is selling higher priced figures that already have all their upgrades unlocked. The smart part is that I'm sure people would buy them because most Skylanders aren't that fun to play as until you have all of their upgrades. Then as a trick to make you reset the characters anyways and essentially make you waste a few extra dollars, one of their upgrades actually makes them worse similar to Chill's upgrade that traps enemies in ice when you shoot an ice block at them, or Sunburn's final fire breath upgrade. Then to add the final touch of evil, they release these versions of the characters before the regular versions, to trick the collectors into getting the more expensive one since a collector will want as many figures as quickly as possible.

But in a less bleak, and more silly answer, the new portal that comes with Swap Force just instantly corrupts your old figures and forces you to buy the new ones.
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#49 Posted: 17:07:10 24/05/2013
Quote: DinoHex
Realistically something they might try is selling higher priced figures that already have all their upgrades unlocked. The smart part is that I'm sure people would buy them because most Skylanders aren't that fun to play as until you have all of their upgrades. Then as a trick to make you reset the characters anyways and essentially make you waste a few extra dollars, one of their upgrades actually makes them worse similar to Chill's upgrade that traps enemies in ice when you shoot an ice block at them, or Sunburn's final fire breath upgrade. Then to add the final touch of evil, they release these versions of the characters before the regular versions, to trick the collectors into getting the more expensive one since a collector will want as many figures as quickly as possible.

But in a less bleak, and more silly answer, the new portal that comes with Swap Force just instantly corrupts your old figures and forces you to buy the new ones.


I'd like to have "sticky" features intact for special skylanders and/or purchased upgrades...even if you reset...that would be a value add for me cause playing heroics for every skylander for every game is NOT going to scale...and is borderline absurd even after just two games.
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