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#1 Posted: 01:33:18 10/11/2019 | Topic Creator
Would you screw a monster?
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#2 Posted: 02:22:55 10/11/2019
depends
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#3 Posted: 02:24:40 10/11/2019
Phillips, Hex, Hex socket, or Torx? I'd have to check my tool box, but if they really need help screwing something together, I don't mind sparing some of my time. Well, that is unless they want help putting together a wardrobe, because that takes way too much time, and I'd rather not end up in Narnia again. That lion wasn't nice to me at all, and don't even get me started on that white witch.
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#4 Posted: 03:35:45 10/11/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Spyroboy
Beefcakes.
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#5 Posted: 03:46:39 10/11/2019
Nah. Not into sex :'(
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#6 Posted: 04:35:38 10/11/2019
if it has human-level intelligence and it's nasty parts won't kill me then uhh sure i guess. let's go crazy, let's get nuts.
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#7 Posted: 14:28:00 10/11/2019
Premarital sex? Disgusting
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#8 Posted: 15:00:08 10/11/2019
Possibly.
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#9 Posted: 16:19:12 10/11/2019 | Topic Creator
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#10 Posted: 20:05:06 10/11/2019
asexual
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#11 Posted: 20:45:14 10/11/2019
Depending on your definition of monster, I may already have
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#12 Posted: 22:07:27 10/11/2019 | Topic Creator
Would you cuddle an alien?
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#13 Posted: 22:10:58 10/11/2019
Harkness test and good looking, also hopefully not with the intent to kill me/steal my soul after.
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#14 Posted: 22:18:18 10/11/2019
If it’s like a monster from Monster Musume then sure
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#15 Posted: 23:33:57 10/11/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: 84skylanderdude
Hahahahahahaa….no. And these are much more tame than what you'll find in the Tumblr tags.
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#16 Posted: 23:47:03 10/11/2019 | Topic Creator
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#17 Posted: 00:10:12 11/11/2019
WAIT! WAIT! CAN I GET TO BE A MONSTER BOY? PARTICULARLY OF THE DRAGON TYPE?
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#18 Posted: 03:10:48 11/11/2019
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Oh can I be a monster boy too?!
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#19 Posted: 03:42:51 11/11/2019
Quote: ThunderEgg
Everyone here will want to **** you tho |
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#20 Posted: 03:48:42 11/11/2019
Quote: Bolt
THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I WANT TO BE ONE!
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#21 Posted: 04:58:34 11/11/2019
Quote: Vespi
A lot of this. Quote: HeyitsHotDog I see someone has their priorities in order.
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#22 Posted: 05:47:07 11/11/2019
id like to clarify i only wanna do the horizontal mambo with cute moster girls and maybe some monster guys and not big ****ing dragons with rods the size of the empire state building you weirdos
like demons? *chefs kiss* perfect lamia? *chefs kiss* spicy. i love it inanimate tentacles? *chefs kiss* now we're talkin rathalos? hell no, i dont want a monster to eat me like that, i dont wanna die at all actually
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#23 Posted: 06:26:49 11/11/2019
Quote: Sesshomaru75
im sorry id like to still HAVE genitals afterwards
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#24 Posted: 15:13:29 11/11/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Bifrost
This was something that kinda unsettled me about The Shape of Water. From what I remember, Amphibian Man doesn't seem that sapient. Chimp-like intelligence maybe. All he really knows about communication is showing he's hungry: Egg. I don't know, just seemed off. Even in this scene, Elisa's dejected and like, "yeah, this guy doesn't know ****".
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#25 Posted: 15:39:21 11/11/2019
Quote: Vespi
the only smashin' I'd do with a rathalos is sMASH IT'S HEAD IN WITH A HAMMER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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#26 Posted: 16:27:13 11/11/2019 | Topic Creator
WHERE’S MY DRAGONATOR?!!
Would you WooHoo a robot?
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#27 Posted: 20:12:20 11/11/2019
Quote: Bolt
i can just say no and tell them to go away. being a monster, ill be able to scare anyone away >:3
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#28 Posted: 21:47:05 11/11/2019
Quote: ThunderEgg
Can I be just a literal dragon with no anthromorphic traits beside opposable thumbs and the ability to speak English?
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#29 Posted: 00:42:32 12/11/2019
Quote: Vespi
what about a moderately sized dragon that passes Harkness just fine I remember going to the Subreddit That Shall Not Be Named to see why everyone winces at its mention and I was more disappointed than I thought I'd be
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#30 Posted: 00:49:07 12/11/2019 | Topic Creator
Not exactly a dragon, but looks moderately sized. He's even got a little bowtie.
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#31 Posted: 02:37:31 12/11/2019
Quote: StormDragon21
I'd settle to be something like that myself, tbh
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#32 Posted: 03:11:26 12/11/2019
Quote: Bifrost
as long as its bipedal (or monopedal, lookin at you, miia) and walks upright
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#33 Posted: 03:15:11 12/11/2019
9 out of 10 times I would say yes.
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#34 Posted: 04:55:27 12/11/2019
Would I? Well, allow me to source an ancient prophecy for my answer...
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#35 Posted: 05:12:07 12/11/2019 | Topic Creator
Shrek is not allowed in this topic. That video is not allowed in this topic. You’re banned from the cool kids club. Barging in here thinkin’ you own the place—not happening. I’m BlueFox, I own these streets. I brought worms on strings and prehistoric animal facts to this community.
might wanna probably put a content warning on that too, with the language and all. this is a saucy thread, not an explicit one.
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#36 Posted: 06:15:56 12/11/2019
Quote: BlueFox
he make pancake |
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#37 Posted: 06:38:21 12/11/2019 | Topic Creator
He can make pancakes and wear bowties? Wow, Godzilla’s talented.
Good sportsman too.
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#38 Posted: 15:47:55 12/11/2019
When you say "monster", are you talkin' physically or morally?
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#39 Posted: 18:05:05 12/11/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Muffin Man
Physically. I'm talkin' big bara beasties. Morally depraved monsters are killed on sight by monster significant others. They can smell that ****.
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#40 Posted: 18:09:58 12/11/2019
thats a hard probably from me
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#41 Posted: 04:27:44 22/11/2019 | Topic Creator
I’m mostly just joking around when it comes to “Beerus being furry chum” or “Ajani being my babe”, but this...
At least 78% serious. One good looking piece of shrapnel right there.
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#42 Posted: 04:31:52 22/11/2019
would that mean you're a "machine-ie"? is there even a word for that?
machinesona..?
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#43 Posted: 09:31:27 22/11/2019
Quote: BlueFox
thats megatron so on one hand, objectively good taste in transformers, but on the other its just a vibrator with extra steps
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#44 Posted: 12:14:20 22/11/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Vespi
uhmmm acktually That’s essentially just an extra that does all the pew-pewing and scary alien noises for Megatron. I remember the fandom dubbing him Predator Bot. Megatron’s a punk and a doodyhead, don’t like him. Dropkick’s a dummy, but I’m so glad that the crew behind Bumblebee simplified the general alien-ness of the Bayverse designs and added colorful G1 flairs. I can see why you confused him for Megatron, the Decepticons were all a boring blur of gray. Quote: ThunderEgg
No clue. I just put it under the same umbrella as terato.
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