sup y'all epic gamers!!! today me and my good friend SOULJA BOY have an announcement to make about the darkspyro fyre festival!
for the low low price of 24,999 gems you'll get an all expenses paid trip to pablo escabar's island that totally belonged to him and nobody else with gormet food, free vodke, and luxury villas
and we've got quite the lineup of performers!!!
Soulja Boy
Backpack Kid
the crackhead behind the local liquor store
Ninja
Three Doors Down
ILOVEFRIDAY ft. woman who definitely has a penis
Christian and the Hedgehog Boys
Little T
XXXTentacion (we brought him back from the dead by sacrificing the queen of england, don't tell anyone)
the walmart yodeling kid
Kanye West and Lil Pump, who've only been allowed to drink vodka for the past 12 hours
Kazoo Kid
Breakbot
Rich White Man
Crabrave Crabs ft. Barack Obama
6ix9ine and Bobby Shmurda (we got them outta jail for this. dont tell the cops)
Squid Sisters
pewdiepie
Smash Mouth
Deedee Magno Hall
Penguins Of Madagascar
K.K Slider
Sheck Wes & Travis Scott ft. Polar Express Kid performing "Sickmo Bamba"
Post It Note
Egg
Drake
Drake & Josh
Big Time Rush
the Smash Bros Orchestra performing "Gangplank Galleon" for 5 hours straight
Ice JJ Fish
Off The Hook ft. Retsuko debuting the new single "Squiddy Boss"
Iceman Etika
and special guest Siivagunner
we will also have an island wide kahoot game. bottom 20 get thrown off the island.
BUY YOUR TICKETS HERE
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#1 Posted: 04:48:33 14/01/2019 | Topic Creator
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#2 Posted: 04:50:50 14/01/2019
I warned you not to take drugs Zap.
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#3 Posted: 04:52:23 14/01/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Buchi
listen here buddy i got 5 tons of coke saved for the fest and if yall dont buy my goddamn tickets i won't invite the lolis |
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#4 Posted: 04:56:32 14/01/2019
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#5 Posted: 04:57:42 14/01/2019 | Topic Creator
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#6 Posted: 04:59:10 14/01/2019
Quote: ZapNorris
What do you mean same place? Give me an exact location or else I'm not convinced you're inviting them. Only then will I pay up. |
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#7 Posted: 05:01:19 14/01/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Buchi
http://www.mountaindew.com/ they've used a mountain dew distribution plant in the Philippines as a cover up |
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#8 Posted: 05:04:45 14/01/2019
Quote: ZapNorris
Alright, I'm sold. How much do the tickets cost? |
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#9 Posted: 05:05:56 14/01/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Buchi
24,999 gems or 249.99 usd or 7 goats |
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#10 Posted: 05:09:05 14/01/2019
Quote: ZapNorris
Do goatgirls count? As in, girls with goat ears and goat tail? I've got a few in my dungeon I don't need anymore. I might have a few goats lying around too, somewhere. |
Gharlant
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#11 Posted: 05:13:46 14/01/2019
How do I report this thread to the FBI?
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Vespi
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#12 Posted: 06:05:34 14/01/2019
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whirlwind fan
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#13 Posted: 06:19:59 14/01/2019
can't wait to fLoSs LiKe a BoSs and smoke some of that good kush with Hedwig from Split and Casey Neistat's love child THE EPIC LEGENDARY Backpack Kid himself
look i'm broke but i'll gladly sacrifice my soul |
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#14 Posted: 19:17:42 14/01/2019
Can't wait for xxxtinct to die twice
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StormDragon21
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#15 Posted: 13:47:19 15/01/2019
This is not a real party because K-Dance isn't in there.
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Carmelita Fox
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#16 Posted: 17:49:50 15/01/2019
wow so lit fam i cant wait to post my festival selfies on insta to show my followers how much more gucci i am than them
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