darkSpyro

This is kind of a fun thing where we can tell creepy stories with only two sentences.

Here are some examples:

* I hear my mother downstairs shouting at my cat to get off the kitchen table. That's weird...he's sleeping right next to me.

* I see a man looking through my living room window. I live on the 7th floor of an apartment building.

* My son asked me to look under his bed for monsters. When I did, I saw him looking back at me, eyes wide with fear.

* My wife and I had the in-laws for dinner. They were a bit chewy.

* My sister came over for coffee the other day. Problem is that she's been dead for 10 years.

* One of my therapy patients just described the aliens that abducted her. It's weird - when I look at myself in the mirror, her description sounds nothing like me.

Alright, now you guys go!

Hey, where'd that spider go? It was right there...

Spaghetti. Pasketti.

the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door

Uploaded your masterpiece to YouTube. The little, yellow circle appears two days later.

I'll tell you all about the man who died 35 years ago. Actually, never mind, he could be listening.

I woke up this morning to hear my cat meowing for her food. Except that she died almost 8 years ago.

The old lady heard a man’s voice in her home yelling “I’m upstairs”. She lives alone in a bungalow.

My daughter's pregnant. I'm so proud to be a father again.


I want to be a boxer, just like Daddy. I see him practicing with Mommy all the time.


I didn't believe my big brother could fly until we went to the mountains last summer. I just don't think he knew how to land right.

I went to the fridge. I was out of milk.

I once read YouTube comment section. It had civil argument in it.

Quote: Metallo

I want to be a boxer, just like Daddy. I see him practicing with Mommy all the time.

Why is specifically this one making me laugh so hard

These Fake Pigs are bad omes lets get out of here. AHHHHH!

Are you gay for Locoguy? No, but you are.

Quote: Crash10

Quote: Metallo

I want to be a boxer, just like Daddy. I see him practicing with Mommy all the time.

Why is specifically this one making me laugh so hard

if you're like me you're probably imagining the dad getting his boxing gloves out and the mom is wobbling back and forth like a training dummy as she's being punched

I didn’t kill her. That’s what the voices say, anyways.

i looked at the burger. no cheese.

Quote: xXBeavcoonXx

i looked at the burger. no cheese.

Your avatar fits with that post so well.

I spent the night at a friend's house. I came back home to find my window smashes in mattress torn to shreds.

I have a question for someone that understands animals better than I do. Is it normal that my dog's started walking on his hind legs?

I got a pretty bad papercut the other day. But instead of blood, there was - a wire.

I often get mad at myself for being so clumsy. I mean, had I not walked right into that road, I might still be alive.

Want to know the scariest thing about being buried in a coffin when you die? Hearing a knock at the door.

Just received my meal at the restaurant. It was full of peas.

I just woke up. Why do I hear growling nearby?

It wasn't fried chicken. It was a baby!

Quote: alicecarp

It wasn't fried chicken. It was a baby!

Is this referencing that glitch in sims 2 where you can cook babies?

Quote: Emperor_Mustard

Is this referencing that glitch in sims 2 where you can cook babies?

Nope, it's a Family Guy quote.

I'm pregnant. You're the baby

my neck and back. my pussy and crack.

"I am thoroughly convinced Alicecarp is a Terminator. She's never left DarkSpyro."

Finding Nemo. Frying Nemo.

I opened the case to my favorite game after years of missing it. The game wasn't ****ing inside.

Quote: pankakesparx456

Finding Nemo. Frying Nemo.

Please Luigi. Use Lube

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Smash Ultimate was shown at E3 2018. Waluigi was confirmed to be not playable.

Quote: Ghakimx

"I am thoroughly convinced Alicecarp is a Terminator. She's never left DarkSpyro."

My cover's been blown! 0_0

*Isabelle and other Animal Crossing characters appear during a Nintendo direct.* "We are pleased to announce that Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival will be coming soon to Nintendo Switch."

“But she really leaves me no choice. I gently open the door."

Who's running this site? dark52 died a long time ago.

Quote: Ghakimx

Who's running this site? dark52 died a long time ago.

IT WAS ME, ALL ALONG AUSTIN!!!

My older, and only, brother and I crossed the road together to go to the chip shop, and my phone rang. "Your brother was just killed in a car accident," my mother sobbed down the line.

clearly she's high.

I returned home and my dog welcomed me eagerly. That's strange, my dog died fifty years ago.

Wait. What dog?

Levi has returned to darkSpyro. None of you are safe.