When I was little I thought it was the law for the elderly to live in retirement homes. My grandparents didn't, they had their own house. I just thought they were casually breaking the law.
And I thought that there was one person in every city who controlled all of the traffic lights in big room with a lot of computers.
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#1 Posted: 22:26:51 03/04/2016 | Topic Creator
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#2 Posted: 22:28:01 03/04/2016
Quote: Bumblebunnii
who didn't think this as a kid tbh
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#3 Posted: 22:33:31 03/04/2016
I used to think the sun from Teletubbies was evil, and the lion from the same show always scared me ****less.
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#4 Posted: 22:34:38 03/04/2016
I thought unicorns were real.
I didn't think traffic lights existed like that. I can't remember anymore things, but I will when I think of more.
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#5 Posted: 22:36:24 03/04/2016
I thought fairies were real.
Traffic lights were monsters. And I can't think of anything else.
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#6 Posted: 22:37:27 03/04/2016
Quote: Rin
Don't we all? Wait, really?
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#7 Posted: 22:38:13 03/04/2016
Quote: Eevee88
Yes. I was ridiculous
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#8 Posted: 22:40:30 03/04/2016
Quote: Rin
THAT REMINDS ME! I thought in my Aunt's room, (Use to be mine >.>) there was a monster in the closet.
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#9 Posted: 22:44:17 03/04/2016
I used to think dinosaurs existed then i realized the conspiracy
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#10 Posted: 22:46:23 03/04/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Lunarz
Dinosaurs were faked to make us wholesome Christians look bad. I can't believe anyone could be that dumb. |
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#11 Posted: 22:53:13 03/04/2016
i used to think that the snow men in YOTD were scary as ****.
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#12 Posted: 22:53:21 03/04/2016
I still think that there's creatures in the dark....So I'll run down the stairs to my room so ****ing fast and when my door doesnt close all the way my heart stops
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#13 Posted: 22:55:21 03/04/2016
Teachers lived at school.
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#14 Posted: 22:58:13 03/04/2016
I thought I could hatch an egg by sitting on it
I didn't think that Onion Rings contained Onions
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#15 Posted: 23:01:02 03/04/2016
I once thought the sun plunged into the ocean when it was night
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#16 Posted: 23:23:00 03/04/2016
Quote: Pixilism
holy **** |
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#17 Posted: 23:24:36 03/04/2016
I used to think that a monster lived in the TV screen. I couldn't stay in a room with a TV for long, and eventually my parents ended up covering the TV with a blanket when not in use.
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#18 Posted: 23:24:52 03/04/2016
The usual: thinking the drug store sold drugs.
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#19 Posted: 23:25:31 03/04/2016
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#20 Posted: 23:27:23 03/04/2016
Quote: Lunarz
Vashta Nerada
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#21 Posted: 23:30:14 03/04/2016
Quote: Pixilism
god damn |
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#22 Posted: 00:55:54 04/04/2016
That my parents loved me
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#23 Posted: 01:05:50 04/04/2016
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#24 Posted: 01:06:15 04/04/2016
The second one is super dark, though...
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#25 Posted: 01:08:30 04/04/2016
I used to think that the Tails Doll (yes, that stupid Sonic thing) was going to kill me, and I had so many sleepless nights because of that thing I wanted to stop liking Sonic entirely.
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#26 Posted: 01:11:20 04/04/2016
Quote: RaymanTwilight
I once saw some old art of Sonic and friends as a zombie, and it scared me so much, I got completely out of Sonic for years. Only now have I recently got back into it.
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#27 Posted: 01:25:21 04/04/2016
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
This. Quote: mega spyro
*flees topic due to scariest Doctor Who episode reference* |
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#28 Posted: 01:44:59 04/04/2016
I thought I wanted to grow up
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#29 Posted: 01:56:08 04/04/2016
When I was really young I was scared to stand next to my bed because I thought a hand would come from underneath and grab my ankle.
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#30 Posted: 08:28:14 04/04/2016
When I was little, my Grandad used to talk gibberish to make me and my sisters laugh. I believed him when he said he was speaking Spanish.
I thought the world was flat, but had no end meaning that land and sea is unlimited. Whenever I went to the beach, I thought there was treasure buried under the sand. I used to think the attic had a hidden passage to a cave of wonders type treasure room. When I was 4-5 years old, I thought Teletubby land actually existed and I wanted to live there so I didn't have to go to school. |
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#31 Posted: 09:08:29 04/04/2016
Quote: Kitty
My brother told me that he thought the exact same thing when he was younger just yesterday. I used to think that Teletubbies were actual aliens and that I could be visited by them in a UFO. I thought that when it was stormy and windy my house could fly up into the air in a tornado. The last one I can remember is that I was scared if the Cbeebies yellow screen when the airing was finished. It said "See you at 6:00" meant that something bad was going to happen. Oh, and don't get me started about the night song that would repeat itself until the airing was finished. I thought that it would never end.
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#32 Posted: 15:02:36 04/04/2016
The way my mom told me about 911 was as far as I remember she probably elaborated somehow all she told me was that if she was sitting in this specific chair and happened to fall and hit her head on this line of bricks blocking off our garden and didn't get back up I was to call 911. So for like 2 years I thought that was the only time someone was supposed to call 911.
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#33 Posted: 16:13:17 04/04/2016
I thought the middle finger was a really hard thing to do. So in 1st grade, i raised my hand and said"Look at what i can do!" then i flipped off my class and my teacher.
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#34 Posted: 17:20:32 04/04/2016
Quote: skylandersspyro
LOL Classic. |
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#35 Posted: 17:56:39 04/04/2016
Quote: skylandersspyro
I went around the class asking what the middle finger meant whilst flipping every single one of my classmates off until I got in trouble with the teacher.
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#36 Posted: 04:38:58 14/04/2016
When I was little I was pretending to be Toxicroak and unintentionally flipped everyone off.
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#37 Posted: 04:49:54 14/04/2016
I always thought car indicators told the driver where to go. Like, the driver would see the flashing little arrows on the dashboard, and then go in that direction.
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#38 Posted: 06:10:48 14/04/2016
I thought acne was a myth.
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#39 Posted: 07:57:15 14/04/2016
I thought The Hanging Woman was in my closet (I was 4 at the time)
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#40 Posted: 08:04:23 14/04/2016
Quote: Pokemon2
I'm terrified to look up what that is and now I'm hiding under my blanket aha
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#41 Posted: 08:11:57 14/04/2016
Quote: Lunarz
It's very similar to Slenderman.
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#42 Posted: 15:58:51 14/04/2016
when i was 5 i found a coffee bean on the floor at whole foods or something and put in in my pocket but i cried for like 10 minutes in the car because i thought i was stealing
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#43 Posted: 20:18:25 15/04/2016
I thought Denmark and Delaware were the same thing.
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