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How do I get a gf?? [CLOSED]
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#51 Posted: 23:38:50 26/04/2015
Quote: somePerson
Quote: Mesuxelf
Here's my flawless method on how to get ANY woman.

1. Get their phone number. There's many ways of doing this. The easiest being to just ask her for her number, but if you're shy, send her a facebook message, then in the middle of the conversation, say "My laptop is about to die, text me", then give her you number. If she's a decent human being she'll text you.

2. Ask her if she's going to bed late. No matter what the answer, send her this pic, then this picture. Guaranteed she'll go along with it. Then you do the do and she's your girlfriend.
Simple as that.


I tried and here are my results.
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literally me
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6621
#52 Posted: 23:55:43 26/04/2015
Murder them
with love
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#53 Posted: 00:03:29 27/04/2015 | Topic Creator
i need moar advice
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#54 Posted: 00:21:32 27/04/2015
Here's what you need to do, aight?

First, kidnap her, you can either poison here or you can use chloroform to knock her out. You need to bring her to an underground railroad and tie her to the track, then wait for a train to come and throw water on her so she wakes up and starts screaming and crying, then you rescue her and she has hot sex with you.

It works for me all the time.
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#55 Posted: 00:28:43 27/04/2015
Quote: Lunarz
Here's what you need to do, aight?

First, kidnap her, you can either poison here or you can use chloroform to knock her out. You need to bring her to an underground railroad and tie her to the track, then wait for a train to come and throw water on her so she wakes up and starts screaming and crying, then you rescue her and she has hot sex with you.

It works for me all the time.



its how he found me <3 <3
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#56 Posted: 00:29:11 27/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Lunarz
Here's what you need to do, aight?

First, kidnap her, you can either poison here or you can use chloroform to knock her out. You need to bring her to an underground railroad and tie her to the track, then wait for a train to come and throw water on her so she wakes up and starts screaming and crying, then you rescue her and she has hot sex with you.

It works for me all the time.



its how he found me <3 <3



its how he found me too <3 <3
pankakesparx456 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7795
#57 Posted: 00:52:59 27/04/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Lunarz
Here's what you need to do, aight?

First, kidnap her, you can either poison here or you can use chloroform to knock her out. You need to bring her to an underground railroad and tie her to the track, then wait for a train to come and throw water on her so she wakes up and starts screaming and crying, then you rescue her and she has hot sex with you.

It works for me all the time.



its how he found me <3 <3



its how he found me too <3 <3


but wait

that's how THEY found me

shoot i gotta skip town again
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Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7027
#58 Posted: 01:39:02 27/04/2015
stick it in her and pee
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#59 Posted: 01:45:58 27/04/2015
Quote: Mrmorrises
stick it in her and pee



I ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE
GET OUT OF HERE JAMES STEWART
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#60 Posted: 01:46:40 27/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Mrmorrises
stick it in her and pee



Been there
Done that
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#61 Posted: 02:01:03 27/04/2015 | Topic Creator
some one marry me it's urgent
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#62 Posted: 02:05:46 27/04/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
some one marry me it's urgent



done. let's do it.

don't tell Strider tho
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:06:06 27/04/2015 by Lunarz
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#63 Posted: 02:05:50 27/04/2015
ok am professional

step 1: cheesy pickup line
step 2: no step 2
step 3: have fun in ur new relationship
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Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7027
#64 Posted: 02:15:44 27/04/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Mrmorrises
stick it in her and pee



I ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE
GET OUT OF HERE JAMES STEWART



Some people need to be reminded twice.
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#65 Posted: 03:35:38 27/04/2015
Quote: Mrmorrises
stick it in her and pee



i remember the old original.

good times
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#66 Posted: 03:46:20 27/04/2015
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Badwolfmichael
some one marry me it's urgent



done. let's do it.

don't tell Strider tho


HEY

HEY
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6253
#67 Posted: 03:48:27 27/04/2015
You tell me.
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#68 Posted: 03:50:52 27/04/2015
Quote: CAV
You tell me.

cav you will find yours someday

until then I shall
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#69 Posted: 03:51:11 27/04/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Badwolfmichael
some one marry me it's urgent



done. let's do it.

don't tell Strider tho


HEY

HEY



Shhh, it's aight baby, you're my one and only, we're going to italy, 'member?!?!?!

Ily BWM
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Templarhunter97 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1362
#70 Posted: 05:34:27 27/04/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
some one pls marry me



Um i don't know you that well.

But your looking for a girlfriend i know how your feeling I'm looking for a boyfriend.
I'm super shy sometimes other times i can come out and say the most randomness things!
But here my advice look for someone kind.
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#71 Posted: 05:45:23 27/04/2015
Quote: Templarhunter97
Quote: Badwolfmichael
some one pls marry me



Um i don't know you that well.

But your looking for a girlfriend i know how your feeling I'm looking for a boyfriend.
I'm super shy sometimes other times i can come out and say the most randomness things!
But here my advice look for someone kind.



Goes to the ****ing supermarket and you look at the signs to designate the aisles and it's like "Canned goods, Cereals, Frozen Foods, Boyfriends, Bread, Fruits"
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5748
#72 Posted: 05:47:07 27/04/2015
someone called
ALSO SHUT UP STRIDER.
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#73 Posted: 05:50:11 27/04/2015
Quote: whirlwind fan
someone called
ALSO SHUT UP STRIDER.



WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY WOMAN? ONLY I GET TO TELL HER TO SHUT UP

FITE ME
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5748
#74 Posted: 05:52:24 27/04/2015
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: whirlwind fan
someone called
ALSO SHUT UP STRIDER.



WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY WOMAN? ONLY I GET TO TELL HER TO SHUT UP

FITE ME


lunarz u stoopid
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#75 Posted: 10:36:24 27/04/2015
Quote: whirlwind fan
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: whirlwind fan
someone called
ALSO SHUT UP STRIDER.



WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY WOMAN? ONLY I GET TO TELL HER TO SHUT UP

FITE ME


lunarz u stoopid



Oh damn. She told you.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4276
#76 Posted: 10:52:42 27/04/2015
I think everything has been covered here.

I was going to give some advice, but it's clearly not needed.
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Templarhunter97 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1362
#77 Posted: 11:05:55 27/04/2015
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Templarhunter97
Quote: Badwolfmichael
some one pls marry me



Um i don't know you that well.

But your looking for a girlfriend i know how your feeling I'm looking for a boyfriend.
I'm super shy sometimes other times i can come out and say the most randomness things!
But here my advice look for someone kind.



Goes to the ****ing supermarket and you look at the signs to designate the aisles and it's like "Canned goods, Cereals, Frozen Foods, Boyfriends, Bread, Fruits"


Relevance there is none

Quote: whirlwind fan
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: whirlwind fan
someone called
ALSO SHUT UP STRIDER.



WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY WOMAN? ONLY I GET TO TELL HER TO SHUT UP

FITE ME


lunarz u stoopid



Indeed!
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And i am still waiting for a sequel to bully smilie
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