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Why are gays God's gift to women? [CLOSED]
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8480
#1 Posted: 22:55:15 12/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Gays at my school are usually slick, smart, funny, athletic, and quirky. They get all the girls to gush over them yet he isn't gonna make out with them.
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Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#2 Posted: 22:55:47 12/04/2015
Become gay.
Problem solved.
Thunderdragon14 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8087
#3 Posted: 22:56:06 12/04/2015
because the stereotype is that they like shopping and talk weird and girls like that
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8480
#4 Posted: 22:56:25 12/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Mesuxelf
Become gay.
Problem solved.



But I don't like penises. D:
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wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#5 Posted: 22:56:26 12/04/2015
"he wont **** me"?
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#6 Posted: 22:56:59 12/04/2015
Quote: somePerson
Quote: Mesuxelf
Become gay.
Problem solved.



But I don't like penises. D:



Do you want the ladies?
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8325
#7 Posted: 22:57:26 12/04/2015
#MoreFabulousThanU
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#8 Posted: 23:00:15 12/04/2015
Put on a fashionable scarf and sing a song from Musical theatre and watch the girls flood in.
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Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#9 Posted: 23:01:44 12/04/2015
Quote: Sesshomaru75
I'm not even gay and I get all the *****es, and the nice young ladies too.



It's because you're a king with lots of rupees.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8480
#10 Posted: 23:10:41 12/04/2015 | Topic Creator
I need help on my voice. :(
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#11 Posted: 23:13:06 12/04/2015
Quote: Sesshomaru75
I'm not even gay and I get all the *****es, and the nice young ladies too.



which one am i
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#12 Posted: 23:16:45 12/04/2015
Quote: Sesshomaru75
Quote: StriderSwag
which one am i


You're one of my *****es, duh. But that's not a bad thing.



sweet
endless boning
Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7027
#13 Posted: 23:18:51 12/04/2015
I read this one tweet that went something like:

"Funny how straight girls all like gay guys, and straight guys seem to dig lesbians."
spyrolvr96 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1214
#14 Posted: 23:25:51 12/04/2015
There's no awkward sexual tension affecting how they behave, they just be natural.

Quote: Mesuxelf
Become gay.


Also, this, please.

But only if you're cute.


EDIT: Although, immediately after I post this, I realize that this also occurs for me even though I'm bi, so maybe I'm just full of ****.
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#15 Posted: 23:27:03 12/04/2015
Quote: spyrolvr96
There's no awkward sexual tension affecting how they behave, they just be natural.

Quote: Mesuxelf
Become gay.


Also, this, please.

But only if you're cute.


I mean you're 18 and he's 15 so you'd go to jail but I'll grab my popcorn
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#16 Posted: 23:28:49 12/04/2015
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: spyrolvr96
There's no awkward sexual tension affecting how they behave, they just be natural.

Quote: Mesuxelf
Become gay.


Also, this, please.

But only if you're cute.


I mean you're 18 and he's 15 so you'd go to jail but I'll grab my popcorn



depends on the state tbh
spyrolvr96 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1214
#17 Posted: 23:35:04 12/04/2015
Quote: Lunarz
I mean you're 18 and he's 15 so you'd go to jail but I'll grab my popcorn


When I was in high school there was a senior that proposed to his freshman girlfriend. I don't think she accepted, but I seem to remember everyone thinking of him as more of an idiot than creepy.

EDIT: Oh, and also there's apparently these Romeo and Juliet laws that I only know about from one of the Transformers Cinema Sins
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Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#18 Posted: 00:39:13 13/04/2015
Isn't it obvious?

They're distracting all the girls so they can have you for themselves.



;)
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632
#19 Posted: 00:56:18 13/04/2015
hahahaha i am the complete opposite of all those
Also i will slap a ***** if they think for one second i'm going to go shopping with them and talk about cute boys
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valskeletor Yellow Sparx Gems: 1155
#20 Posted: 00:57:49 13/04/2015
i would suppose its because having a friend of the opposite gender who has no chance of being romantically interested in you is just kind of interesting
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Philomena Blue Sparx Gems: 959
#21 Posted: 01:15:13 13/04/2015
Quote: Metallo
Isn't it obvious?



we kill the batman?
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8480
#22 Posted: 02:21:12 13/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: spyrolvr96
There's no awkward sexual tension affecting how they behave, they just be natural.


Also, this, please.

But only if you're cute.


I mean you're 18 and he's 15 so you'd go to jail but I'll grab my popcorn



depends on the state tbh



Texas. It's legal.
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