THEFLYINGSEAL ADMITTED TO INTERCOURSE WITH COOKIES
When asked if she wanted a Thin Mint, she replied with "I think I have some in my fridge." Our loyal reporter then told her to "**** her thin mints", to which she replied, "I do. Every night."
UPDATE: When asked about what she did with stolen cookies as a child, she replied with "I ****ed them." This brings new evidence to light with her past as a sexual cookie predator.
We'll keep you updated as more of this scandal surfaces. Until then, stick with Greeny News.
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769 |
#1 Posted: 23:53:16 25/03/2015 | Topic Creator
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 23:58:57 25/03/2015 by StriderSwag
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TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8523 |
#2 Posted: 23:55:10 25/03/2015
you twisted my words I said "I already did" this is why i hate the media
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#CynderIsAFireDragon |
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769 |
#3 Posted: 23:56:17 25/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
The media is right and this is a BIG story. Everyone needs to know you have a kinky kookie fetish. |
skylandersspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3872 |
#4 Posted: 23:58:35 25/03/2015
wat da hek
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Uh Uh Uh! You didn't say the magic word! |
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769 |
#5 Posted: 00:00:25 26/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: skylandersspyro
The world needs to know the truth. The truth will set all of us free. Hopefully she'll be banned for harassment and spend her life in jail because of the terrible things she did to those poor, innocent baked goods. |
TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8523 |
#6 Posted: 00:01:47 26/03/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
But they consented??
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#CynderIsAFireDragon |
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769 |
#7 Posted: 00:02:49 26/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
You never said they did. This is a capital crime, you sick monster. I'm taking you to the Supreme Court for violating my 3rd Amendment rights! |
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8470 |
#8 Posted: 00:03:41 26/03/2015
Thin Mints are gay.
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769 |
#9 Posted: 00:04:20 26/03/2015 | Topic Creator
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TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8523 |
#10 Posted: 00:04:23 26/03/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
oH IM SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW YOU SPOKE COOKIE AFTER LIVING ALONG THE BAKED GOODS FOR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LONG
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#CynderIsAFireDragon |
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769 |
#11 Posted: 00:22:47 26/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
EXCUSE YOU I WAS EMBEDDED IN THEIR WAR |
TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8523 |
#12 Posted: 00:34:05 26/03/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
This is obviously photoshopped, THERE ARE NO SPIDERS SURROUNDING YOUR PRESENCE
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#CynderIsAFireDragon |
skylandersspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3872 |
#13 Posted: 00:45:35 26/03/2015
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
lol!!1......
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