darkSpyro

say something funny for the internet

maybe it'll go viral

Gun control is a very serious issue in the United States.

Something funny

they be like it do, but it aint.

is rly good

The U.S. government

The government officials are for the people

something funny for the internet

Hey wassup hi internet! Hey!

Hello internet

FNAF HAS GOOD LORE

magnes

Pink Cheezits.

I spelled that wrong. I shall go down in history.

"You gotta stay upbeat, upbeat upbeat!"
"Or you'll be dead meat, dead meat, dead meat!"

ostrich noise

somePerson.

um no

Am I too late? **** my ***!

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why are you recording on a forum though

quick are u recording???

aight so get this right? there's a coconut but this clown-ass coconut thinks it's a human, like it knows it's a dang coconut like it knows it's a small brown ball with milk in it but it dresses up as a human and stuff and it tries to fit in with society but everywhere he goes people are like 'lmao look at this f-ing coconut tryna be a human' and he can't even cry tears cuz he;s a coconut n stuff but like he keeps going and he works at a suit shop and he wears this little suit with a tie and it's really cute but he has to deal with the hardships of being a coconut in a human's world. he lives with his human friend jabe which is a weird name and whenever jabe is like 'lol ur a coconut' coconut is like 'lmao ur name is jabe' and then they stop fighting but theres this one episode where jabe goes to the store cuz he offered to his boss to host the monthly work party at his house so he needs to get food but his boss wants it to be a luau style so jabe has to buy coconuts to drink out of but he doesn't want coconut to find out so he's hiding these coconuts in really questionable places like inside of hats and stuff and using them as lightbulbs but coconut finds out and they have a fight and then coconut packs a bag and leaves but he gets in with a drug gang but coconut doesn't know they're a drug gang so its really funny cuz coconut becomes the leader inadvertently and then jabe comes to save coconut after realizing he needs coconut cuz theyre friends and then they offer jabe drugs so coconuts like 'what the heck dang is going on here' and then as coconut and jabe are walking home jabe is like 'that was crazy, let's not let something like that get in between us again' and coconut is like 'yea, that was coco.....nuts!' and they both laugh and its the end

Who's with me on this one?