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#1 Posted: 02:36:47 03/10/2013 | Topic Creator
What the hell do I do!?
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#2 Posted: 02:38:03 03/10/2013
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Dr Phil Red Sparx Gems: 42 |
#3 Posted: 02:39:00 03/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Hot Dog 542
GODDAMMIT I'M A DOCTOR! Even if I was a therapist I don't know how to talk to bees! Guys you gotta help me! I really want a taco but this damn bee is getting in my way!
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345 |
#4 Posted: 02:40:37 03/10/2013
burn the house down, that will get the bee to leave
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Dr Phil Red Sparx Gems: 42 |
#5 Posted: 02:41:24 03/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Big Green
But my pimp suits are in my house
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#6 Posted: 02:48:39 03/10/2013
Call the cops!
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#7 Posted: 02:51:13 03/10/2013 | Topic Creator
The po-pos don't care! They told me to stop calling!
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#8 Posted: 02:56:29 03/10/2013
Put a snake in your boot!
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#9 Posted: 02:59:52 03/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Spyrobaro
Yes! And he said the **** he doesn't give is way the hell up there on the ceiling where he is!
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ReshiramForever Platinum Sparx Gems: 5183 |
#10 Posted: 04:10:41 03/10/2013
have sex with it
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#11 Posted: 04:23:27 03/10/2013
dr phil
what the phil do i do phil phil e.e
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#12 Posted: 04:33:04 03/10/2013
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#13 Posted: 04:35:58 03/10/2013
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#14 Posted: 05:19:02 03/10/2013
According to all known laws
of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... |
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#15 Posted: 06:36:01 03/10/2013
Oh crap. Here we go again.
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Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4560 |
#16 Posted: 20:50:59 03/10/2013
Bee song
i am picking up a baby bumble bee, oh how my mother will be so proud of me. Ouch it stings. I am squishing up a baby bumble me won't my mother be so proud of me. Ew it made a mess. I am licking up a baby bumble bee won't my mother be so proud of me. I feel sick.
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter... |
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8809 |
#17 Posted: 21:15:11 03/10/2013
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MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826 |
#18 Posted: 22:03:05 03/10/2013
A KITCHEN WOEFULLY UNDERPOPULATED OF BEES? MY SUITCASE OF BEES WILL HANDLE THIS PROBLEM!
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#19 Posted: 22:17:19 03/10/2013
Beehive master race |
LegoLander Yellow Sparx Gems: 1760 |
#20 Posted: 22:42:17 03/10/2013
Bee cares not for your cravings of Mexican food.
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#21 Posted: 22:45:01 03/10/2013
Quote: MoonHorizons
Ghost Whisperer reference?
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hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583 |
#22 Posted: 22:47:27 03/10/2013
Summon the almighty villager.
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nyeheheheheh hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3 |
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345 |
#23 Posted: 23:10:05 03/10/2013
GIANT SINISTER LOOKING SPACE BEES |
LegoLander Yellow Sparx Gems: 1760 |
#24 Posted: 00:01:35 04/10/2013
Quote: hardcoreignitor
You should not trust such dangerous jobs to civilians.
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#25 Posted: 00:10:30 04/10/2013
*sends 100k bees into dr phils kitchen* qq
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HAISHFTAYADGHpenisHDGNADGITUGDUAHD |
awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4149 |
#26 Posted: 02:08:21 04/10/2013
I wanna keep doing this, so for this topic, just pretend I'm Phil from now on!
Quote: ReshiramForever
Don't you think I already tried that! Quote: hardcoreignitor
Quote: sniper52
Those bees can wait! I already got one!
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8809 |
#27 Posted: 02:10:05 04/10/2013
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#28 Posted: 02:41:56 04/10/2013
TELL AN ADULT
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Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6605 |
#29 Posted: 02:48:12 04/10/2013
Not in this kitchen.
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awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4149 |
#30 Posted: 02:53:55 04/10/2013
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8809 |
#31 Posted: 20:54:49 09/10/2013
Bump DAYYYYY!!
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#32 Posted: 20:57:34 09/10/2013
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awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4149 |
#33 Posted: 21:04:08 09/10/2013
He's still there guys...
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#34 Posted: 21:44:53 09/10/2013
Quote: awesomerockets
That is not villager. It is some kid with a net. Villager has a 1 t-shirt and pointy brown hair.
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nyeheheheheh hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3 |
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#35 Posted: 00:22:41 10/10/2013
Quote: hardcoreignitor
Read the post Does it say I give a damn?
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