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The darkSpyro Genesis (Story of Creation) [CLOSED]
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#1 Posted: 22:41:43 23/02/2014 | Topic Creator
Day the First: The Creation
In the beginning, there was only Dark52, Master of All. He spoke but a few divine words, "Let there be a website" and so it was, www.darkspyro.net was created from the depths of nothingness! It was but a most humble website, about Spyro the Dragon.

Day the Second: The Salvation of Walkthroughs and News
Dark52 realized that he was in dire need of a purpose. He spoke once more "Let thee be walkthroughs, where the people may be able to discuss Spyro!" And so it was, and the some unity could get help and discuss Spyro.

Day the Third: The Birth of The Forum and The Trinity
Our most Magnificent Dark52 was not yet done with his divine creations. He spoke "Let there be a forum to fully discuss Spyro the Dragon, and let there be a harmonious community fuelled on a weekly payment of gems to sustain peace!" And so it was. He then realized he needed to test and watch over the website Moreso, so he split himself into the DarkSpyro Trinity: Dark52, Test52, and Alex.

Day the Fourth: The Desolation of Non-Believers and the Upbringing of Consequence
Dark52 now knew that there must be consequence in the forums. He took the ability to post away from the Guests, and had a punishment system set up to enforce good nature upon the community. Doing a great unjust would have the person banished into Riptonia forever, but doing a minor unjust would land you in Gnorcia for a set amount of time.

Day the Fifth: The Subforum Descent
And with the trouble gone, Dark52 made different sections for the different Spyro games and Skylanders, a place for suggestions, and a cold dark place called Stuff and Nonsense where users ran rampant. He also made a daily poll, to entertain the users.

Day the Sixth: The Rise of the Hunters
When The Trinity grew tired and weak, they summoned 9 users and granted them the ability to moderate different subforums. However, one of these special users named ItsJustMe was led astray and never returned.

Day the Seventh: The Most Important Day of All
Dark52 kicked back, relaxed, and enjoyed his retirement.
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632
#2 Posted: 22:45:46 23/02/2014
I want my money back
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Gay 4 GARcher
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#3 Posted: 22:46:26 23/02/2014
Amazing!
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#hu
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#4 Posted: 22:46:36 23/02/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: DragonCamo
I want my money back


TOO LATE
ITS IN THE HANDS OF SCROOGE MCDUCK AND MR KRABS
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8096
#5 Posted: 22:46:37 23/02/2014
...What about Wanderist? Wasn't she a Hunter for a little while as well...?
Otherwise, fantabulous. ^D^b
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
Ninpire Gold Sparx Gems: 2951
#6 Posted: 22:46:38 23/02/2014
I thought Alex came a little bit later
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#7 Posted: 22:47:34 23/02/2014 | Topic Creator
Stay tuned for the...
HIR Testament!
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
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#8 Posted: 22:48:47 23/02/2014
Amazing indeed! ^.^
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#9 Posted: 23:24:52 23/02/2014
10/10 would read.
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#hu
CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610
#10 Posted: 23:40:47 23/02/2014
Where's the new commandment
ClayFace Blue Sparx Gems: 835
#11 Posted: 23:46:57 23/02/2014
Quote: hardcoreignitor
Quote: DragonCamo
I want my money back


TOO LATE
ITS IN THE HANDS OF SCROOGE MCDUCK AND MR KRABS



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YEAH

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Add me I. It, my crazy father is looking for some new life partner for sex.
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#12 Posted: 23:48:47 23/02/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: CommanderGame
Where's the new commandment



I AM WORKING ON THE HIR COMMANDMENT
He was sent by Dark52 to save users from the evil Helga and Bigbob that Clayface, the timid user turned evil, had spread across the land
Ièm kinda gonna make it kick-ass
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
ClayFace Blue Sparx Gems: 835
#13 Posted: 23:51:43 23/02/2014
Quote: hardcoreignitor
Quote: CommanderGame
Where's the new commandment



I AM WORKING ON THE HIR COMMANDMENT
He was sent by Dark52 to save users from the evil Helga and Bigbob that Clayface, the timid user turned evil, had spread across the land
Ièm kinda gonna make it kick-ass


BUT HELGA IS HOT I MUST HAVE SEX WITH MY DAUGHTER
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#14 Posted: 23:54:03 23/02/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: ClayFace
Quote: hardcoreignitor
Quote: CommanderGame
Where's the new commandment



I AM WORKING ON THE HIR COMMANDMENT
He was sent by Dark52 to save users from the evil Helga and Bigbob that Clayface, the timid user turned evil, had spread across the land
Ièm kinda gonna make it kick-ass


BUT HELGA IS HOT I MUST HAVE SEX WITH MY DAUGHTER


That is exactly the evil you spread across the land
It is up to HIR and his 12 disciples of Ass Kicking to stop you!
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632
#15 Posted: 00:04:15 24/02/2014
First, relating to this topic,

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Quote: ClayFace
Quote: hardcoreignitor
Quote: CommanderGame
Where's the new commandment



I AM WORKING ON THE HIR COMMANDMENT
He was sent by Dark52 to save users from the evil Helga and Bigbob that Clayface, the timid user turned evil, had spread across the land
Ièm kinda gonna make it kick-ass


BUT HELGA IS HOT I MUST HAVE SEX WITH MY DAUGHTER


[User Posted Image]

[User Posted Image]
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Gay 4 GARcher
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#16 Posted: 00:17:48 24/02/2014 | Topic Creator
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THE TRINITY
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
Ninpire Gold Sparx Gems: 2951
#17 Posted: 00:39:41 24/02/2014
Quote: ClayFace
Quote: hardcoreignitor
Quote: CommanderGame
Where's the new commandment



I AM WORKING ON THE HIR COMMANDMENT
He was sent by Dark52 to save users from the evil Helga and Bigbob that Clayface, the timid user turned evil, had spread across the land
Ièm kinda gonna make it kick-ass


BUT HELGA IS HOT I MUST HAVE SEX WITH MY DAUGHTER


[User Posted Image]
You scare me sometimes...
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#18 Posted: 00:55:10 24/02/2014 | Topic Creator
THIS IS FANART FOR THE HIR TESTAMENT
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
ClayFace Blue Sparx Gems: 835
#19 Posted: 00:57:12 24/02/2014
Where's my daughter?
Flashwing Yellow Sparx Gems: 1411
#20 Posted: 01:27:34 24/02/2014
Oyes
10000/1 amazeing
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#21 Posted: 01:31:06 24/02/2014
damn those must be really long days
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#22 Posted: 01:41:32 24/02/2014
Quote: Ninpire
I thought Alex came a little bit later



Only by a bit.
Quote: ClayFace
Quote: hardcoreignitor
Quote: CommanderGame
Where's the new commandment



I AM WORKING ON THE HIR COMMANDMENT
He was sent by Dark52 to save users from the evil Helga and Bigbob that Clayface, the timid user turned evil, had spread across the land
Ièm kinda gonna make it kick-ass


BUT HELGA IS HOT I MUST MAKE KIDS WITH MY DAUGHTER


Is this why he got Gnorc'd? >.>

Quote: hardcoreignitor
THIS IS FANART FOR THE HIR TESTAMENT
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Nice!

Team I-B, HCI, me, and...uh...Sky? Idk
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#23 Posted: 02:31:18 24/02/2014
Aww yeah, and just when I thought I was going to be a darkspyro atheist. Not anymore.
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12171
#24 Posted: 02:42:01 24/02/2014
i could point out the historical inaccuracies in this but i
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#25 Posted: 02:44:34 24/02/2014
So great I wasn't even aware of it.
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