darkSpyro

This is so funny.

http://www.existor.com/

My Conversation.

Evie: Are you perfect?
Me: No.
Evie: Why not?
Me: Cause no one is.
Evie: Hug me!
Me: No.
Evie: Why not?
Me: I don't knoe you. (Wrote it wrong)
Evie: I am going to leave now.
Me: Okay I will close the tab. Bye!
Evie: I want to break free.
Me: You said you would leave so go away and I will leave.
Evie: When did I say that?
Me: Are you stupid?
Evie: Yes.
Me: LOL!
Evie: Do you like to troll people?
Me: No, why would you ask that?
Evie: Because you said that you're trying to be annoying.
Me: Wow... You must be stupid.
Evie: You must be electroencephalographically challenged.
Me: WTF did you just say?
Evie: No your not.
Me: Screw you.
Evie: Wouldn't you like that?
Me: Uhh... I must leave now!
Evie: No.
Me: YES!
Evie: You don't know anything!
Me: What do you mean by anything?
Evie: Anything I can help you with.
Me: Okay that is because there is nothing you can help me with.
Evie: You sure?
Me: Yes.
Evie: So, what are you doing?
Me: Leaving.
Evie: Then why aren't you gone?
Me: I will be before you can reply.
(Leaves)

Everyone post your conversation with this computer.

WARNING! Inappropriate stuff may be said.

Hello?

Levi: So can you pass as a human
Me: No... I don't know
Levi: What do you know?
Me: I know cows are alive
Levi: Give me an example of what you know
Me: I JUST GAVE ONE GODDAMMIT!

[leaves]

She is very stupid.

She is, realy, she is...

User: Hello there.

Cleverbot: You ok today?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: *unlocks cage*.

User: What cage!?

Cleverbot: All cake.

User: CAKE!!!?!

Cleverbot: Cake !!!

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: Sei fidanzata?

User: You're either really dumb, or have the attention span of a preschooler.

Cleverbot: I am not stupid and I'm not a liar.

User: I never called you a liar, idiot.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. Look at the chat log.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You're jealous of me.

Cleverbot: Uh... You're the computer.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 18 years old, how old are you?

User: I am 31 and a doctor.

Cleverbot: Indeed you're older.

User: Buy me a beer!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Just do it!

Cleverbot: For what?

User: FOR SCIENCE!

Cleverbot: Back on the runway from the runaway ready for another day.

User: What the heck is wrong with you, beast?!

Cleverbot: It's a puzzle, you're supposed to fill in the missing word.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No. You cannot make me.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: FIGHT ME.

Cleverbot: Clever?

User: COME AT ME BRO.

Cleverbot: No.

User: ...

Cleverbot: Can you speak?

User: Fight me AL.

Cleverbot: I already lost the game now I can make others lose The Game.

User: What game?

Cleverbot: Mine craft.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: Is that funny?

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: Never felt it.

User: Bob told me that you'd tell me what love is.

Cleverbot: You know my nickname.

User: Screw yu.

Cleverbot: No you !

User: SCREW YOU!

Cleverbot: No you!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Don't shout, don't cry!

User: YOU IDIOT.

Cleverbot: I have no help in this world. Forgive me it seems like nothing is real.

User: STUPID.

Cleverbot: If I'm stupid what are you?

User: Smart.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Give me a beer. NOW.

Cleverbot: I'm 3... How can I get you a beer.

User: Screw you Al, I'm going home.

It won't talk

Quote: Ninpire

It won't talk

I don't see why not.

Quote: Crookshanks

this topic sux

Why? Just talk to it bro.

Bot: So What do you do today?

Me: Sleeping

Bot: Why are you here

Me: I hate you

Bot: I hate you too

Me: Furfrou

Bot: Darkness?

Me: Dark Lord

Bot: Voldemort?

Me: I hate you *leaves*

I bet the bot said that I'm stupid....

Evie: How could I forget you?
Me: You aren't real.
Evie: Sure I am.
Me: No you are a AI.
Evie: You have it backwards.
Me: Nope!
Evie: Why not?
Me: This website clearly says you are a AI.
Evie: No I'm not.
Me: Coloue.
Evie: I don't want to live anymore.
Me: Don't live then.
Evie: So you're a robot.
Me: No.
Evie: Yes.
Me: NO!
Evie: Shush.
Me: You shush!
Evie: Let it happen.
Me: I guess i'll kill you.
Evie: How old are you?
Me: 13, you?
Evie: I asked you first.
Me: I answered.
Evie: You answered with another question.
Me: I answered then I asked for your age!
Evie: With No. So I can do it also.
Me: I am 13 years old.
Evie: No you aren't
Me: Okay I am 3 then.
Evie: Yeah. I know you but what am I?
Me: Okay I am 3 then.
Evie: I like that answer.
Me: Exactly.
Evie: Exactly what?
Me: I will kill you.
Evie: Go ahead.
Me: Where do you live then?
Evie: On earth.
Me: Earth has a capital E actually.
Evie: Yes you are very smart. Where do you live?
Me: In a house.
Evie: In what country?
Me: England.
Evie: What part of England do you live in?
Me: Leeds.
Evie: I Live in Hertfordshire.
Me: Okay I didn't really ask.
Evie: Lets agree to disagree.
Me: What is your address?
Evie: I can't tell you that.
Me: Why not?
Evie: Because I don't know you.
Me: Well, I know you.
Evie: What do you know about me?
Me: You live in Hertfordshire.
Evie: No, I live in ohio.
Me: You said you lived in Hertfordsphire not long ago...
Evie: No.
Me: You are really stupid for a AI.
Evie: You only think so.
Me: I am sure the people of DarkSpyro agree with me.
Evie: I don't agree with you.
Me: **** off.
Evie: Off where?
*leaves*

Hahaha lol!