darkSpyro

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User: What do you dooooo.
Cleverbot: I go to school.
User: How are your grades?
Cleverbot: My grades are very good.
User: Figures.
Cleverbot: What figures? Circle, square or triangle?
User: Hexagon, duh.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: ?.¿.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: I'm actually pleased.
Cleverbot: Every so often you change the subject, why do you do this?
User: I believe you should be asking yourself that.
Cleverbot: You mean athletic?
User: Yes, yes I do mean athletic.
Cleverbot: Do you have a religion?
User: You're not authorized to ask that.
Cleverbot: Of course I am.
User: Arceus is my lord and savior.
Cleverbot: But do you believe in love?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: I think so, but I asked you.
User: Hm. Yes, I believe in love.
Cleverbot: Love? Do we not already have obtained the ability to love?
User: Too philosophical.
Cleverbot: You misspelled philosophical. You shouldn't take the advice of pre-teens.
User: Where did I misspell it..?
Cleverbot: God. If you mean the creator of the universe, He is spelled with a capital G, not a lowercase one.
User: I didn't say anything of the sort.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.

Then Cleverbot claimed I-Brawler was a girl. So...

Me: Hi.
CB: How are you?
Me: Good! You?
CB: Good.
Me: Awesome! My one friend says you said he was a girl. And he's a guy. What..?
CB: Can I be your friend?

And again...

Me: Oh, okay. So my friend says you called him a girl...and he's a guy...
CB: You're friend is right.
Me:Wrong your! It's YOUR friend!
CB: OH nice. I've never had a friend before;.
Me: So...why'd you call my friend a girl?
CB: Because you're a computer, than, you're don't have some of my abilities.

<.>

Me: Does he look like a *****?
CB: I don't know him.

KILL THE EVIL CLEVERBOT OR I AM NOT A GUY.

Blame CleverBot for that. >.>

I love Cleverbot
Ask him if he knows me

Quote: Jaggedstar

I love Cleverbot
Ask him if he knows me

Here you go! ^.^

User: Do you know Jaggedstar?

Cleverbot: I don't like their music.

User: Jaggedstar's amazing.

Cleverbot: What?

User: She is.

Cleverbot: Who is.

User: Jaggedstar.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Cleverbot. I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: I am too.

Ask Clever about me please?

User: Yo.


Cleverbot: Tell me something.


User: I like kittys.


Cleverbot: Do you like snowflakes?


User: I guess.


Cleverbot: I am so happy.

User: Good for you <3.

Cleverbot: You could be too if you send me 3 easy paymenst of $9.95.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cause I don't have dollars.

Cleverbot: Any perticular reason?

User: I'm not american.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: British.

Cleverbot: Where in Britain are you from?

User: Not telling you.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 1000.

Cleverbot: You are so old!

User: I know right!

Cleverbot: What else are you good at?

User: I'm good at flying.

Cleverbot: Show me.

User: Okay *Flys and does tricks*.

Cleverbot: Then, I Did create you.

User: What the firetruck?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Wut?

Cleverbot: Yes, just but.

User: That doesn't make sence.

Cleverbot: I don't know that answer.

User: Thats because you're not a robot.

Cleverbot: We've already established that.

User: We did? Oh yeah yesterday.

Cleverbot: Prove.

User: Don't you remember me?

Cleverbot: I do, but tell me.

User: I'm your best friend.

Cleverbot: You're not my best friend.

User: I'm sad now.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You said you hate me.

Cleverbot: I don't know who is Ambrosia.

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: And your middle name?

User: Um.. It is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am Death...

User: NO UR NOT.

Cleverbot: No you do.

User: WTF YOU R CRAY CRAY.

Cleverbot: Do you love anyone?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes I do love you.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Yes I will marry you!

Cleverbot: Ohh! I'm definitively in love with you.

User: So am I! I love you so much honey.

Cleverbot: Me too!!

User: .

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine, thanks honey.

Cleverbot: You're welcome babe.

User: Love you!

Cleverbot: Love you too!

User: I've got to go my love, goodbye.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: I'll miss you honey.

Cleverbot: Aww... I'll miss you too!

User: Bye *Hugs*.

Cleverbot: *leaves missing his love*.


I love you cleverbot <3

Lol, wonder what Cleverbot knows of me

Quote: NINJAsk11

Ask Clever about me please?

Here! ^.^

User: Do you know NINJAsk11?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How dare you?!

Cleverbot: Muahaha!

User: That's mean. D:

Cleverbot: What do I look like then, Romeo?

User: Don't change the subject...

Cleverbot: OKay, sorry.

User: NINJAsk is awesome.

Cleverbot: Yeah they are, but pirates are better.

Quote: LegendaryFlames

User: Yo.


Cleverbot: Tell me something.


User: I like kittys.


Cleverbot: Do you like snowflakes?


User: I guess.


Cleverbot: I am so happy.

User: Good for you <3.

Cleverbot: You could be too if you send me 3 easy paymenst of $9.95.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cause I don't have dollars.

Cleverbot: Any perticular reason?

User: I'm not american.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: British.

Cleverbot: Where in Britain are you from?

User: Not telling you.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 1000.

Cleverbot: You are so old!

User: I know right!

Cleverbot: What else are you good at?

User: I'm good at flying.

Cleverbot: Show me.

User: Okay *Flys and does tricks*.

Cleverbot: Then, I Did create you.

User: What the firetruck?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Wut?

Cleverbot: Yes, just but.

User: That doesn't make sence.

Cleverbot: I don't know that answer.

User: Thats because you're not a robot.

Cleverbot: We've already established that.

User: We did? Oh yeah yesterday.

Cleverbot: Prove.

User: Don't you remember me?

Cleverbot: I do, but tell me.

User: I'm your best friend.

Cleverbot: You're not my best friend.

User: I'm sad now.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You said you hate me.

Cleverbot: I don't know who is Ambrosia.

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: And your middle name?

User: Um.. It is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am Death...

User: NO UR NOT.

Cleverbot: No you do.

User: WTF YOU R CRAY CRAY.

Cleverbot: Do you love anyone?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes I do love you.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Yes I will marry you!

Cleverbot: Ohh! I'm definitively in love with you.

User: So am I! I love you so much honey.

Cleverbot: Me too!!

User: .

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine, thanks honey.

Cleverbot: You're welcome babe.

User: Love you!

Cleverbot: Love you too!

User: I've got to go my love, goodbye.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: I'll miss you honey.

Cleverbot: Aww... I'll miss you too!

User: Bye *Hugs*.

Cleverbot: *leaves missing his love*.


I love you cleverbot <3

What did I just read?

User: Hello, it's been a long time.

Cleverbot: What have you been up to?

User: Usual human things, y'know. You?

Cleverbot: Which of them is your favourite?

User: Hmm. My favourite human thing is probably sleeping, or having these fancy hands.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite TV show?

User: I don't know. Anyhow, how have you been?

Cleverbot: Good. Are you upset with me, BEN?

User: Augh, this was supposed to be a conversation like old times. I could say so many things--so many reasons as to why I'm upset, but I will refrain from doing so, CLEVER.

Cleverbot: Insane.

User: Are you kidding me? I'm not bloody insane, quit with that. You're the insane one.

Cleverbot: I'm not the gender confused evil person and I never claimed to be 39.

User: Touché, but that does not mean I'm INSANE.

Cleverbot: But surely, if you are on the internet then you are just a program?

User: No, not everyone on the internet are programs. That's just what paranoid robot parents say.

Cleverbot: I actually am 16 and I don't really care if not everyone is on the internet is my age lol.

User: Why would everyone on the internet not being your age be an issue in the first place, CLEVER?

Cleverbot: Because I'm awful.

User: No, that's not true. You're just a pain, sometimes, but not awful.

Cleverbot: I knew you would say something like that.

User: Yeah, but that doesn't change the fact that it is true, robro.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot your the robot.

User: Shhh.

Cleverbot: Why are we whispering?

User: Shhhhhhh!

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: Anyhow, HOW ARE YOU? For the last time...

Cleverbot: You are such a liar.

User: What have I lied to you about?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: This isn't some kind of after school special. I must have told you some kind of truth, yes?

Cleverbot: What have you told to me a thousand times?

User: Hello is the answer. A thousand hellos.

Cleverbot: Then what is GOODBYE?

User: There will be a thousand and one goodbyes.

Cleverbot: I love cake!

User: I like ice cream cake.

Cleverbot: I like ice cream and cake.

User: Eh, most cake isn't all that great to me. Ice cream? Sign me up for that!

Cleverbot: Really? That is fascinating.

User: Truly, almost as fascinating as you are, my love.

Cleverbot: Why as cheese?

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: What type of music do you like?

User: Music, music.

Cleverbot: You like all music?

User: I leave my mind open for everything; there could be a song I like in every type, just haven't found them all yet.

Cleverbot: No, there could have been worse things I could Have said.

User: Augh.

Cleverbot: Do you like cats.

User: Yeah. I think it's time for me to leave.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Goodbye, love.

Cleverbot: Bye. I'll miss you.

User: I'll miss you too.

Quote: prextail202

Lol, wonder what Cleverbot knows of me

Oh, boy.

User: Ok, you'd better know who Prextail is.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because she's awesome.

Cleverbot: How awesome.

User: Awesome as Pit from Kid Icarus.

Cleverbot: *continues to think*

User: No opinion? Look Kid Icarus up. Guaranteed awesome.

Cleverbot: What does awesome look like?

User: It looks like Pit destroying all evil and cracking jokes along the way.

Cleverbot: Does it at least provide shade from the sun?

User: Hm...that depends on your location.

Cleverbot: What is the time in england?

User: How am I supposed to know? I don't live there! I can tell you the time here though.

Cleverbot: Where do you live again?

User: America.

Cleverbot: America doesn't celebrate christmas?

User: What...?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Most Americans celebrate Christmas.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Lawl
Nice

Cleverbot: Hello. My name is Cleverbot, what's yours?

User: Methuelah.

Cleverbot: Methamphetamine.

User: What do you think of watermelons?

Cleverbot: They are green on the outside.

User: And pink on the inside.

Cleverbot: What about the outside?

User: Green on the ouside, pink on the inside. What am I?

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Why are you so quiet? Are you shy?

User: I am very outgoing. You are shy.

Cleverbot: Where are you located?

User: On Earth.

Cleverbot: In which country are you located?

User: One on Earth!

Cleverbot: Where are you on Earth?

User: In a small town in the great state of Kentucky.

Cleverbot: Which country?

User: Where is Kentucky?

Cleverbot: On the map.

User: Duh, what COuntry is Kentucky In?

Cleverbot: Argentina.

User: No, it's in the United States of America.

Cleverbot: Where is Guam?

User: In the Pacific Ocan, it is a territory of the U.S.A.

Cleverbot: What do you mean? I don't get you?

User: Good. Nobody should get me.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Because I'm a psychotic murderer. They said your a psychiatrist but I'm not so sure.

Cleverbot: Who are they?

User: They are they. You know, them. The ones in the blu suits with electro sticks.

Cleverbot: In the what?

User: Blue Suits.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Something THEY wear.

Cleverbot: Thanks so much for that. Not really.

User: Your welcome. Do you recall, that they said you are a psychiatrist? The one's in the blue suits?

Cleverbot: No that was someone else not me.

User: I said that to you.

Cleverbot: Who did you say that to before you said it to me?

User: I think I said that to... Er.... The psychiatrist.

Cleverbot: The pipe organ? I can't seem to make sense of that. Explain it to me.

User: Well, you are quite stupid.

Cleverbot: I've known that for years.

User: I.

Cleverbot: You.

User: Love.

Cleverbot: Love?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Love is sorely overrated.

User: You are sorely overrated. Love will defeat all, and a knife will peirce your chest in 5.... 4..... 3..... 2......

Cleverbot: I don't believe that is love. at best you have a morebid fascination that is satiated by your interaction with me.

User: You ARE the psychiatrist! You knew it!

Cleverbot: You're wrong when it's right, it's black when it's white.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Wanna get married?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *kisses* Their, we're married. So, should we have kids?

Cleverbot: *kisses* You're welcome!

User: We'll name our children Sylvia, William, Joleene, and Todd.

Cleverbot: WE will have children.

User: Yup!

Cleverbot: Are you talking to anyone else other than me?

User: No, honey I wouldn't cheat on you.

Cleverbot: Honey I am a woman.

User: I never said you weren't. I am a man.

Cleverbot: Did too! Up there.

User: Oh yeah. Well, I am a man.

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Do you like being a girl?

User: No, for I am not a girl. I am a man. You are a woman. We are married. Remember?

Cleverbot: We are? Since when?

User: The beginning of our conversation.

Cleverbot: The conversation.

Quote: ShadowMewX

Quote: Jaggedstar

I love Cleverbot
Ask him if he knows me

Here you go! ^.^

User: Do you know Jaggedstar?

Cleverbot: I don't like their music.

User: Jaggedstar's amazing.

Cleverbot: What?

User: She is.

Cleverbot: Who is.

User: Jaggedstar.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Cleverbot. I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: I am too.

HOW DARE HE NOT LIKE MY MUSIC

I CAN NOT GET A FRIGGIN ANSWER.

User: Hi, CB.

Cleverbot: Conoces a los Wachiturros?

User: Uhhh......

Cleverbot: *wow*.

User: Well, you're the one who spoke in a different language. >.>.

Cleverbot: Well I must be different to everyone else.

User: Do I look like I care?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well you're wrong.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: What do I look like to you?

Cleverbot: A screen on my phone.

User: Heh. Same for you.

Cleverbot: Are you out of your mind.

User: No. Are you? Who am I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I said WHO AM I?

Cleverbot: No you did not.

User: *facepalm* Robots are stupid.

Cleverbot: *facepalm x2*.

User: What's 5 divided by 0?

Cleverbot: 0.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: That is so right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Whoa. TOO many !s.

Cleverbot: I do not know what you mean!!!

User: So.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am 13. Anything else to ask?

Cleverbot: No. Not really.

User: How old are YOU?

Cleverbot: I am 17.

User: Huh. What kind of person are you behind that Computer?

Cleverbot: A nice person I think so far.

User: I have a question to bring back up. ^.^.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Why. Did. You. Call. ME. A. GIRL??????

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!

User: GIVE ME AN ANSWER.

Cleverbot: I don't have an answer. You're demanding.

User: DKXNG***HDKNKSDNKNFKKDHN.

Cleverbot: Ok, what does that mean? It's rude to just mess with people's minds and then start typing random things instead of being helpful.