Chapter 1: Gok-who? Post 10
Chapter 2: Dogeball Post 19
Chapter 3: Lost in the woods Post 27
Chapter 4: SPOILER: somePerson DAIZ Post 34
Chapter 5: SunshineHorizons Post 41
Chapter 6: It's not a Christmas Miracle! Post 48
Chapter 7: HIR vs. Wild Post 53
Chapter 8: Sky Wars: Spyro's Adventure Post 54
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Big Green was watching Dragon Ball Z on the computer when Rendar shot a bullet at her. "Hey." Big Green yelled. She grabbed her gun and tried to shoot him. Then Goku and NINJAsk11 crashed into the window. somePerson walked into the room. "Who is that guy?" He asked, pointing to Goku. Goku turned into his Super Saiyan form and killed somePerson. NINJAsk11 threw a dagger at Big Green, hitting her in the head, and Rendar in the chest. "Yeah!" Goku yelled, and they high-fived each other.
Big Green was watching Dragon Ball Z on the computer when Rendar shot a bullet at her. "Hey." Big Green yelled. She grabbed her gun and tried to shoot him. Then Goku and NINJAsk11 crashed into the window. somePerson walked into the room. "Who is that guy?" He asked, pointing to Goku. Goku turned into his Super Saiyan form and killed somePerson. NINJAsk11 threw a dagger at Big Green, hitting her in the head, and Rendar in the chest. "Yeah!" Goku yelled, and they high-fived each other.
THE END OF THE FIRST CHAPTER
Next time: Dogeball!
i dont need guns i could have used special beam cannon
12 users of darkSpyro walked into a stadium. Seiki, Ash Starkindle, DragonCamo, hardcoreignitor, DummyZ, Bash28, Sky Airglow, chained skull, Thepokeman, Eevee88, I-Brawler and Troll Slug. The referee was JCW555. They were divided into 3 teams. Seiki, chained skull, Eevee88 and Thepokeman were Team A, Troll Slug, Bash28, hardcoreignitor and Ash Starkindle were Team B and I-Brawler, Sky Airglow, DummyZ and DragonCamo were Team C. There was an arena split 3 ways, so the 3 teams went on their side. Team A discussed strategy. "I'll get Team B with Seiki, you two get Team C." chained skull gave orders. "WE'LL KILL TEAM A FIRST AND THEN KILL TEAM B NEXT!" DragonCamo roared. "Uh...take a deep breath..." Sky Airglow warned DragonCamo. "It's for a cool million bucks, and JCW555 likes anger. He's a fan of Hell's Kitchen, eh?" "Go with the flow." Bash28 declared. Troll Slug, hardcoreignitor and Ash Starkindle agreed.
The game started. "KILL THE OTHER ****S YOU ****ING ****HEADS AND *******S!" JCW555 yelled. Troll Slug threw a ball at Sky Airglow, which knocked her out. DummyZ threw a ball at Troll Slug, which was easily caught. Seiki and chained skull threw a ball at Troll Slug, who elegantly dodged the first and caught Seiki's ball. "Such dodge." The ball replied, making Troll Slug drop it in shock and surprise. Bash picked the ball and nailed it in I-Brawler's face. "Such throw." The ball said.
Authors note: Team A has chained skull, Eevee88 and Thepokeman. Team B has Bash28, hardcoreignitor and Ash Starkindle. Team C has DragonCamo.
"COMEBACK TIME!" DragonCamo roared, and hit Thepokeman, who was flexing his muscles for Eevee88, hardcoreignitor and Ash Starkindle. The four non-benched competitors, Eevee88, DragonCamo, chained skull and Bash28 rose to the roof in an arena. "WELCOME!" JCW555's loud voice boomed. "Welcome to your doom!" The dodgeball turned into Doge. "WOW! Doge!" Bash28 yelled, and tried to pet it, but he was stuck. "As you can see, this is Doge. But not. This mutt is actually a wolf, and will pick a winner by killing the other 3. BASH28, WHY DID YOU TRY TO PET IT?" JCW555 spoke in a loud voice, getting Dogewolf's attention. Dogewolf leaped at Bash28, ripping his plump little Munchlax body apart. Dogewolf leaped next for chained skull, who instantly died. Eevee88 was sweating hard, her heart pounding. DragonCamo stood still, confident. Dogewolf leaped at
Eevee88, but quickly turned around and went for DragonCamo. DragonCamo was viciously ripped apart worse than Bash28. Eevee88 was freed, and ran to the bench. Seiki, sad from the loss of chained skull, but happy for Eevee88, smiled. Thepokeman was extremely happy, and hugged her. "The prize money goes to Eevee88 and Eevee88 only." JCW555 said. "I'll share half of my winnings with Thepokeman and 2 dollars to Seiki!" Eevee88 exclaimed. "100 for the memorial of chained skull." She added. "Two dollars. Woo." Seiki said sarcastically. "Glad you like it!" Eevee exclaimed.
MagicFizz was walking around town, drinking soda, when a random angry mob of darkSpyro users chased him. He ran into the woods. HIR threw a flaming pitchfork at him. It teared through Cynderfan507, who burned down. "LAWYER ANIME GIRL! ARE YOU OKAY?" Ash Starkindle asked. "Cynderfan507..." She muttered, before going into eternal sleep. Meanwhile, MagicFizz was running into the woods, deeper, deeper, when all a sudden, somePerson appeared. "This story is logical. From Big Green's house to a Dodgeball Match to the woods. How logical." He repeated. From above the sky, Troll Slug threw a spear from above the sky. "DON'T BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!" Troll Slug
yelled. "Logi-" somePerson tried to continue, but was killed by the spear. MagicFizz jogged until he found a black hole. "Oh! A black hole! The logical thing is to jump in it!" MagicFizz exclaimed. He leaped in, but was spit out, covered by sprite, cola and root beer, and smashed into the mob. The entire mob, HIR, Spyrobaro, Ash Starkindle, prextail202, CommanderGame, etc. were blown up. Only slambam104 escaped. MagicFizz was alive!
So, somePerson walked into a bar and Bash28 sniped him. "He'll revive." He tried to explain to the others. He walked over MagicFizz, the bartender. "My usual. Oran berry soda." He told MagicFizz. hardcoreignitor strolled in and got some beer. Darkrai Doll came in with a rifle and yelled "GIMME MONEY HARDCOREIGNITOR!" hardcoreignitor just walked up to him, placed a bomb on his nose, whispered "YOLO" and backed away. He pressed a button and Darkrai Doll blew up.
Whether it's watching the game from the window, stalking Big Green and Rendar from another room or in an angry mob or coming out of the bathroom in a bar.
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
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MoonHorizons was stuck on a tropical island. There were dolphins, crab and somePerson all around, until he got hit on the head by a coconut and broke his skull. Suddenly, Sleepy0429 swam to island. "The horizons..." He warned, before fading from existence. MoonHorizons went to sleep in his bamboo bed. "I was going to get a cameo anyways...eh whatever, I'm the main character in this chapter." He went shuteye after that. When he woke up, in the afternoon, there was a creature that looked like a human-sized godzilla. It was glowing. "I'm SunshineHorizons." He explained. "So that's what Sleepy0429 was trying to tell me..." MoonHorizons exclaimed, before a dark image jumped onto SunshineHorizons, choked him, and flipped next to MoonHorizons. "I'm darkwolf. That mirage would have killed you." darkwolf explained. They swam off the island into the island off darkSpyro, until they realized they couldn't swim. "How'd we get here anyways?" MoonHorizons asked. "I don't know." darkwolf answered. "How did Sleepy0429 do it?" MoonHorizons asked. "Who cares, we're going to drown." darkwolf scowled. And they did.
somePerson walked across town. He didn't die! It was a Christmas Miracle! Suddenly, the two bullies of darkSpyro, criminals, Brightscales and Kappapopm threw a rock at somePerson's face.
He woke up in the hospital, 2 minutes later. "I'm not dead!" He exclaimed. When he was finished, he skipped around in the street, when a voice popped in his head. "I am the Christmas Miracle. You will not die for the rest of the day." The miracle told him. So, somePerson took his gun and fired away. Shooting wakapro77, DummyZ, DragonCamo and most of darkSpyro. dark52, one of the survivors, called Troll Slug, slambam104 and Bash28 to talk with him. "Wait for midnight. I will ripto him." dark52 explained. At 11:00 PM, somePerson was in jail, but not dead. Suddenly, at 11:56, the miracle said "Screw him." and left.
Meanwhile, dark52 was talking. "If he dies first, we all go down, except for a random person here." somePerson had a heart attack at 11:59, right before they executed the ripto plan. Only slambam104 survived.
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