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Another drunk topic (#Idunno+1) CHRISTMAS EDITION [CLOSED]
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#1 Posted: 01:59:26 22/12/2013 | Topic Creator


Feel that people? It's christmas time. GET HYPE

Before you ask:

No, I won't post a shirtless picture of myself.
No, I won't tell you how big my penis is.

But other than that, ask me whatever you want (a rational reply not guaranteed).
DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#2 Posted: 02:00:11 22/12/2013
how long is your penis?!?!?!?!?!11'!??!!?
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12151
#3 Posted: 02:02:56 22/12/2013
are u sami??
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5391
#4 Posted: 02:02:56 22/12/2013
Can you recommend me a great album/artist of the metal category, I'll recommend you one.
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BREATHE AIR.
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#5 Posted: 02:03:01 22/12/2013
You have been given the HCI Time Bomb!
You have been handed a time bomb. It will stay dormant until thumper posts in this topic. Once said thumper posts, the bomb will explode with sex jokes and thumpings. Trying to dispose of the HCI Time Bomb will make it explode prematurely. You. Have. been. Warned.
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
MrW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1356
#6 Posted: 02:17:45 22/12/2013
Quote: DummyZ
how long is your penis?!?!?!?!?!11'!??!!?


It's enormous. Don't ask how I know.
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Science, *****!
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632
#7 Posted: 02:18:29 22/12/2013
How drunk are you from 1 to Charlie Sheen?
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Gay 4 GARcher
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8480
#8 Posted: 02:20:42 22/12/2013
How are horny are you right now?
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
MrW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1356
#9 Posted: 02:21:38 22/12/2013
Kari Tapio rocks. Have you listened the new "Raskasta Joulua" album by the way?
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Science, *****!
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#10 Posted: 02:21:50 22/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: DummyZ
how long is your penis?!?!?!?!?!11'!??!!?


Too long to handle alone.

Quote: Carmelita Fox
are u sami??


YES

Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
Can you recommend me a great album/artist of the metal category, I'll recommend you one.


Well, what kind of metal do you like? I mainly listen to melodic death metal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWtCD9T3lg Here's a good album from a great band.

Quote: hardcoreignitor
You have been given the HCI Time Bomb!
You have been handed a time bomb. It will stay dormant until thumper posts in this topic. Once said thumper posts, the bomb will explode with sex jokes and thumpings. Trying to dispose of the HCI Time Bomb will make it explode prematurely. You. Have. been. Warned.


Oh, you mean "baww my brother is so mean to me IRL it makes me behave like an ass to you."-HCI?

I really couldn't care less. If you don't get it by now, thumper and I are in a relationship. To me your jokes come out as jealosy, if anything.

Quote: DragonCamo
How drunk are you from 1 to Charlie Sheen?


Cahrliy Sehn
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632
#11 Posted: 02:22:54 22/12/2013
Close enough
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Gay 4 GARcher
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8480
#12 Posted: 02:23:07 22/12/2013
Quote: DummyZ
how long is your penis?!?!?!?!?!11'!??!!?



That was my question. :(
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#13 Posted: 02:24:08 22/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: somePerson
How are horny are you right now?


VERY

Quote: MrW
Kari Tapio rocks. Have you listened the new "Raskasta Joulua" album by the way?


Tottakai. Mitä sä nyt kuvittelet?
MrW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1356
#14 Posted: 02:27:37 22/12/2013
Great.
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Science, *****!
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8480
#15 Posted: 02:27:46 22/12/2013
Can you show us yourself without pants?
You can wear underwear.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#16 Posted: 02:30:20 22/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: somePerson
Can you show us yourself without pants?
You can wear underwear.


No, I apologise.
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632
#17 Posted: 02:31:33 22/12/2013
Quote: DummyZ
how long is your penis?!?!?!?!?!11'!??!!?



Dammit, where's that quote when I need it...
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Gay 4 GARcher
wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#18 Posted: 02:40:29 22/12/2013
Lie down and go to bed.
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6081
#19 Posted: 02:42:47 22/12/2013
Are you really drunk or is this just a joke topic?
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Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7569
#20 Posted: 02:42:54 22/12/2013
Are you hungry?
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looks like ive got some things to do...
MrW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1356
#21 Posted: 02:43:27 22/12/2013
Quote: Seiki
Are you really drunk or is this just a joke topic?


He is. I was out with him smilie
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Science, *****!
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8480
#22 Posted: 02:44:23 22/12/2013
When was the last time you had sex?
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610
#23 Posted: 02:45:47 22/12/2013
Quote: DragonCamo
Quote: DummyZ
how long is your penis?!?!?!?!?!11'!??!!?



Dammit, where's that quote when I need it...


hey DC
so I herd u liek dick????
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#24 Posted: 02:45:49 22/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Spyrobaro
u must be really drunk if u think it's christmas r/n *gigglesnort*


so funni

Quote: wspyro
Lie down and go to bed.


If I go to bed while drunk, I'll wake up with a hangover.

Quote: Seiki
Are you really drunk or is this just a joke topic?


I might punch jokes when I'm drunk, but I never joke about being drunk.

So yes, I am really drunk.

Quote: parisruelz12
Are you hungry?


GODS YES!

I feel like I should get something to eat but it's better if I eat in the morning after I wake up.
CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610
#25 Posted: 02:49:10 22/12/2013
When was the last time you had sex?
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7569
#26 Posted: 02:55:32 22/12/2013
i made u a cookie. C: *hands samius cookie*
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looks like ive got some things to do...
wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#27 Posted: 02:57:29 22/12/2013
Not attracted to pain are we?
Very well then. I have no further request.
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#28 Posted: 02:59:29 22/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: CommanderGame
When was the last time you had sex?


I think that guestion goes to the same category as the one about my dick length.

That is: "Not public knowledge".
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632
#29 Posted: 03:07:45 22/12/2013
Quote: CommanderGame
Quote: DragonCamo
Quote: DummyZ
how long is your penis?!?!?!?!?!11'!??!!?



Dammit, where's that quote when I need it...


hey DC
so I herd u liek dick????


wut??
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Gay 4 GARcher
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#30 Posted: 03:08:56 22/12/2013
ItS cHrIsTmAs!!!111
Let's go get creepy santa-masks and peek into little kids BEDROOMSSSS!!! =DDD
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#31 Posted: 03:10:53 22/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: cowpowa23
ItS cHrIsTmAs!!!111
Let's go get creepy santa-masks and peek into little kids BEDROOMSSSS!!! =DDD


Sorry, but I'm almost 21. I could got to jail for that.

And that'd be a bad way to ruin my future.
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#32 Posted: 03:56:32 22/12/2013
Quote:
I really couldn't care less. If you don't get it by now, thumper and I are in a relationship. To me your jokes come out as jealosy, if anything.

jealousy? Jealousy? Oh yeah, I'm sooooooooo jealous of some mopey 21 year old, yes siree
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8480
#33 Posted: 04:20:32 22/12/2013
How was the military?
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632
#34 Posted: 04:43:35 22/12/2013
Does Santa wear a speedo in New Zealand?????????
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Gay 4 GARcher
Adria Emerald Sparx Gems: 4196
#35 Posted: 04:58:00 22/12/2013
How do you cope with a hangover if you do manage to get one?
DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#36 Posted: 13:29:35 22/12/2013
Quote: hardcoreignitor
Quote:
I really couldn't care less. If you don't get it by now, thumper and I are in a relationship. To me your jokes come out as jealosy, if anything.

jealousy? Jealousy? Oh yeah, I'm sooooooooo jealous of some mopey 21 year old, yes siree



Well, the fact that you sound jealous certainly doesn't help you.
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#37 Posted: 13:41:13 22/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: somePerson
How was the military?


Loved it. It was a year I wouldn't trade for anything.

Quote: DragonCamo
Does Santa wear a speedo in New Zealand?????????


I dunno. You'd need to ask Santa.

Quote: DummyZ
Quote: hardcoreignitor
jealousy? Jealousy? Oh yeah, I'm sooooooooo jealous of some mopey 21 year old, yes siree


Well, the fact that you sound jealous certainly doesn't help you.


I was thinking the same.
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3251
#38 Posted: 13:42:33 22/12/2013
how hairy are your man nipples?????
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#39 Posted: 13:48:14 22/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: TorchSheep
how hairy are your man nipples?????


I dunno, my pecs are so huge I can't see them.

No, just joking. My chest is actually very hairless.
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3251
#40 Posted: 13:55:09 22/12/2013
how much do you love hci?
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#41 Posted: 14:03:31 22/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: TorchSheep
how much do you love hci?


I don't love HCI, so 0% I guess.
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#42 Posted: 14:27:18 22/12/2013
Quote: Samius
thumper and I are in a relationship.



when the **** did this happen
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7738
#43 Posted: 14:28:03 22/12/2013
Are you a smurf?
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#44 Posted: 14:34:58 22/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Samius
thumper and I are in a relationship.


when the **** did this happen


Well it wasn't like we just agreed on it one day and said "Hey, let's start a relationship". We were friends at first and then it kinda evolved into something more.

It's been there for a pretty long while. I'd say it first started when I was still in the military, but I don't know what she thinks.
We don't exactly broadcast it to the whole forum, but HCI seems to think it's the biggest news in the world.
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#45 Posted: 14:37:12 22/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Jaggedstar
Are you a smurf?


An ultramarine? Never.
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#46 Posted: 14:37:37 22/12/2013
Quote: Samius
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Samius
thumper and I are in a relationship.


when the **** did this happen


Well it wasn't like we just agreed on it one day and said "Hey, let's start a relationship". We were friends at first and then it kinda evolved into something more.

It's been there for a pretty long while. I'd say it first started when I was still in the military, but I don't know what she thinks.
We don't exactly broadcast it to the whole forum, but HCI seems to think it's the biggest news in the world.



Ah, nice. Best of luck to you both, then. smilie
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#47 Posted: 22:39:03 22/12/2013
Quote: Samius
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Samius
thumper and I are in a relationship.


when the **** did this happen


Well it wasn't like we just agreed on it one day and said "Hey, let's start a relationship". We were friends at first and then it kinda evolved into something more.

It's been there for a pretty long while. I'd say it first started when I was still in the military, but I don't know what she thinks.
We don't exactly broadcast it to the whole forum, but HCI seems to think it's the biggest news in the world.


Not biggest new in the whole wide world, biggest (and latest) thing I was exploiting nyehehehehehehhehehhe
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
EmperorKaos Emerald Sparx Gems: 4399
#48 Posted: 09:20:26 23/12/2013
when nidalee turns into a cougar is she naked ? smilie
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#49 Posted: 20:47:21 23/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: EmperorKaos
when nidalee turns into a cougar is she naked ? :P


In theory she is, where do all her clothes suddenly go?

Also, I hope you people realize that I'm no longer drunk after two days of creating this topic..
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