darkSpyro

(This is the story of a wrecking ball known as Wrecksy. He was used by Miley Cyrus in her music video. Wrecksy was mentally traumatized by the experience. He has yet to recover from the events.)

*Extreme close-up of Wrecking Ball with a face on it*

I was traumatized mentally
By a girl known as Miley Cyrus.
She was crazy.

She put me in a crazy maze
Putting me in a daze of meeee
Wondering who I really am.

Don't you ever say
This is aaart
Really, it's just plain disgusting.

I can't live a lie.
Pretending I didn't want to die.
When she sat on me...

She came in like a Miley Cyruuuuus
When she rode me naaaakeeed
I never felt so, vio-la-a-a-ted.

Yeah.
Disgu-u-u-usting!

I was swung high up in the sky
It felt like I was losing a prized crown.

It slowly burned
My heart never returned
Now it's ashes on the grooound.

Don't you ever say
This is aaart.
Really, it's just plain disgusting.

I can't live a lie.
Pretending I didn't want to die.
When she sat on me..

She came in like a Miley Cyrus!
When she rode me naaaaakeeed.
I never felt so vio-la-a-ated.

She came in like a Miley Cyrus!
It's time to get my reveeeenngeeee
She left me crying tears that feeeelll

All she ever did was,
Traumatize me!

Yeah, you.
Traumatize me!

I had a happy liiife.
I just wanted to be nooormaaal.
And instead of doing nooothing.
Guessin' I should've done something.

I had a happy liiiifee.
I just wanted to be noooormal.
I Guess I should've
wre-e-e-ecked you.

Don't you ever say
it's aaart.
Really, it's just plain disgusting.

She came in like a Miley Cyrus!
When she rode me naaaaked
I never felt so vio-la-a-ated

Yeah,
Disgu-u-u-usting!

She came in like a Miley Cyrus!
It's time to get my reveeeeeeengeeee.
She left me crying tears that feeeelll.

It slowly burned.
My heart never retuuurneeeed.
All you ever did was, traumatize me!

Yeah, you
Traumatize me!
Yeah, you
Traumatize me!

(Miley Cyrus was found dead the day after this song was sung. Wrecksy is currently undergoing therapy so he can live a happy life.)

Minecraft

such wow

What the actual heck was I thinking when I made this.