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I've accidentaly ingested dihydrogen monoxide! [CLOSED]
Dark_Spyro999 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4713
#1 Posted: 01:46:31 16/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Someone help me! I'm going to die! Is there a cure?!


I don't want to die!
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I is ded
Bash28 Blue Sparx Gems: 951
#2 Posted: 01:48:24 16/12/2013
I'm sorry.

There's no cure ;~;
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MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3551
#3 Posted: 01:48:55 16/12/2013
Wait, what? Stay calm, lay down, call poison control and call 911.
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DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#4 Posted: 01:51:05 16/12/2013
smilie

Go to a doctor, NOW.
thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#5 Posted: 01:51:26 16/12/2013
I'm quite sure you're gonna be fine. smilie You won't die. smilie I had about 9 glasses of it today. Some glasses of it, had ice in it. smilie

The only thing that happened? .. I pee'd a lot, that's all. smilie
Dragons-go-hrr Platinum Sparx Gems: 6991
#6 Posted: 01:59:52 16/12/2013
I believe the cure is deadly neurotoxin. Definately deadly neurotoxin.
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parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7569
#7 Posted: 02:00:17 16/12/2013
Quote: Dragons-go-hrr
I believe the cure is deadly neurotoxin. Definately deadly neurotoxin.



calm down GLaDOS. e.e
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looks like ive got some things to do...
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#8 Posted: 02:01:02 16/12/2013
Don't worry. I drink it everyday.
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HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9026
#9 Posted: 02:03:09 16/12/2013
I hear urinating and sweating help remove it from your body. >.>
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hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#10 Posted: 02:07:36 16/12/2013
Jump off a cliff.
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
darkwolf Platinum Sparx Gems: 7095
#11 Posted: 02:10:44 16/12/2013
Hey, I'm drinking that right now. smilie
Sky Airglow Yellow Sparx Gems: 1136
#12 Posted: 02:40:15 16/12/2013
I've had it pretty much everyday of my life and been fine. ¬_¬"
weebbby Emerald Sparx Gems: 4220
#13 Posted: 12:53:35 16/12/2013
OMG YOU'RE GOING TO DIE! NEVER DO THAT AGAIN OR YOU WILL FACE YOUR OWN WRATH
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8081
#14 Posted: 13:00:13 16/12/2013
Good job. Did you not read the label?! ^.^
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pankakesparx456 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7795
#15 Posted: 14:06:55 16/12/2013
you've ingested dihydrogen monoxide!

do you:
A) call for help
B) call 911
C) find a way to help it
D) go on a forum and tell everyone

what is the answer?
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Cool cool.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 14:07:07 16/12/2013 by pankakesparx456
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5391
#16 Posted: 14:33:28 16/12/2013
Ingesting too much causes constipation! Not fun! Eat some sodium chloride to rid of it faster. Good ol NaCl.
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BREATHE AIR.
Cynderluv8801 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3305
#17 Posted: 14:38:11 16/12/2013
*bangs head on table*

*sigh*
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crystalhero37 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5332
#18 Posted: 14:50:49 16/12/2013
Carry a pig up a mountain and sing a song to it.
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3251
#19 Posted: 16:26:11 16/12/2013
You must slay the head dihydrogen monoxide guy by midnight. :U
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#20 Posted: 17:12:53 16/12/2013
Quote: crystalhero37
Carry a pig up a mountain and sing a song to it.



OMFG HOLES REFERENCE ASDFGHJKL
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#21 Posted: 17:33:13 16/12/2013
one time this happened to me and i was too lazy to go to the toilet so i just peed all over the whole bathroom. i told mom that i had ingested dihydrogen monoxide and she was fine with it. this is the coolest way to fix your problem
theuone Platinum Sparx Gems: 6184
#22 Posted: 22:05:56 16/12/2013
I hope you aren't serious cause I cant help you.

as for crystalhero37, that is so a Holes reference, it did cause a miracle i'll say.
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HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9026
#23 Posted: 22:15:14 16/12/2013
Quote: theuone
I hope you aren't serious cause I cant help you.


Dihydrogen monoxide is the chemical name for H2O, which is water.[/ruinedthejoke]
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8470
#24 Posted: 22:19:40 16/12/2013
999 upside down is 666. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
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#25 Posted: 02:12:42 17/12/2013
Quote: HIR
I hear urinating and sweating help remove it from your body. >.>



Really? I never knew that! /sarcasm
darkwolf Platinum Sparx Gems: 7095
#26 Posted: 03:22:22 17/12/2013
Quote: HIR
Quote: theuone
I hope you aren't serious cause I cant help you.


Dihydrogen monoxide is the chemical name for H2O, which is water.[/ruinedthejoke]

You weren't supposed to tell anyone! >.<
HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531
#27 Posted: 03:30:51 17/12/2013
Quote: paddyfitz
Quote: crystalhero37
Carry a pig up a mountain and sing a song to it.



OMFG HOLES REFERENCE ASDFGHJKL


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADKSKSKDKSKAKASKIDD

YOU ALL MADE MY AMAZING LIST
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#28 Posted: 03:49:42 17/12/2013
Quote: HIR
Quote: theuone
I hope you aren't serious cause I cant help you.


Dihydrogen monoxide is the chemical name for H2O, which is water.[/ruinedthejoke]



what is wrong with you? now people are going to think dihydrogen monoxide is okay. people are going to die smilie
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 03:50:08 17/12/2013 by Big Green
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9026
#29 Posted: 04:06:08 17/12/2013
Quote: Big Green
Quote: HIR
Quote: theuone
I hope you aren't serious cause I cant help you.


Dihydrogen monoxide is the chemical name for H2O, which is water.[/ruinedthejoke]



what is wrong with you? now people are going to think dihydrogen monoxide is okay. people are going to die :(


You're right, I should clarify something. *ahem*

Kids, if anyone offers to give you heavy dihydrogen monoxide to drink, take old Mr. HIR's advice and "ROUNDHOUSE KICK THAT CRIMINAL UPSIDE THE HEAD" because that shizz is lethal, yo. >.>
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Wild Platinum Sparx Gems: 5045
#30 Posted: 04:08:20 17/12/2013
yo, speaking of dihydrogen monoxide...
Dark_Spyro999 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4713
#31 Posted: 05:13:10 17/12/2013 | Topic Creator
So, I had to get my esophagus replaced. I have an Iron Throat now.
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I is ded
NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#32 Posted: 16:24:42 17/12/2013
Quote: Dark_Spyro999
So, I had to get my esophagus replaced. I have an Iron Throat now.



OMFG eeks!
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#33 Posted: 17:13:16 17/12/2013
Quote: Dark_Spyro999
So, I had to get my esophagus replaced. I have an Iron Throat now.



woah cool
NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#34 Posted: 17:20:06 17/12/2013
I just took a whole bottle of it smilie
NOO I'M GONNA DIE TOO!
Troll Slug Ripto Gems: 2054
#35 Posted: 21:08:07 17/12/2013
Quote: HIR
Quote: Big Green
Quote: HIR


Dihydrogen monoxide is the chemical name for H2O, which is water.[/ruinedthejoke]



what is wrong with you? now people are going to think dihydrogen monoxide is okay. people are going to die smilie


You're right, I should clarify something. *ahem*

Kids, if anyone offers to give you yummy dihydrogen monoxide to drink, don't listen to old Mr. HIR's advice and "GIVE THAT PERSON HUGS AND KISSES!" because that is the polite thing to do. <3


Okay.
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#36 Posted: 22:22:58 17/12/2013
I'm the dihydrogen monoxide dealer.

Pay me 100$ and i'll give you 100 bags!
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theuone Platinum Sparx Gems: 6184
#37 Posted: 22:55:47 17/12/2013
I was thinking of something similar to carbon monoxide.
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