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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565 |
#1 Posted: 15:57:15 06/12/2013 | Topic Creator
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345 |
#2 Posted: 17:33:36 06/12/2013
I was only 9 years old, I loved Hitler i had all the movies and books
Every night before bed i pray to Hitler thanking him for the life i've been given "Hitler is love i say Hitler is life" my dad hears me and he calls a ***got i knew he was just jealous of my devotion to the Führer I called him a **** he slaps me and sends me to my room i'm crying now and my face hurts i lay in bed and its really cold i feel a warmth moving towards me i feel something touch me it's Hitler! I'm so happy He whispers in my ear "This is my bunker" He grabs me with his powerful Führer hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my asscheeks for Hitler He penetrates my butthole it hurts so much but i do it for Hitler I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water i push against his force I want to please the Führer He screams a mighty FEGELEIN as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in Hitler looks him straight in the eye and says "I did nazi this coming" Hitler leaves through my window Hitler is love, Hitler is life. |
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565 |
#3 Posted: 19:09:42 06/12/2013 | Topic Creator
I am so scared.
I meant Kitler not Hitler.
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HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034 |
#4 Posted: 19:16:26 06/12/2013
Am I the only one on this site who doesn't think Hitler jokes are funny at all? ¬_¬
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565 |
#5 Posted: 19:21:18 06/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: HIR
I think they are not funny too! I like Kitler though.
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aran Emerald Sparx Gems: 4040 |
#6 Posted: 19:30:54 06/12/2013
dogs are inferior race. we must eradicate them off the face of the earth
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565 |
#7 Posted: 19:33:59 06/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: aran
Agreed. This must happen!
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IsisStormDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 7127 |
#8 Posted: 20:44:59 06/12/2013
Quote: HIR
you're not alone |
EmperorKaos Emerald Sparx Gems: 4406 |
#9 Posted: 21:03:23 06/12/2013
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Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7038 |
#10 Posted: 21:29:53 06/12/2013
Hitler, 6 million + kills, only 1 death. #unfair
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hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583 |
#11 Posted: 21:47:44 06/12/2013
Donald Duck was a Nazi.
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nyeheheheheh hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3 |
willspyro Ripto Gems: 5862 |
#12 Posted: 23:05:26 06/12/2013
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aran Emerald Sparx Gems: 4040 |
#13 Posted: 23:43:09 06/12/2013
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LegoLander Yellow Sparx Gems: 1760 |
#14 Posted: 00:06:01 07/12/2013
Quote: HIR
Batman jokes are better.
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aran Emerald Sparx Gems: 4040 |
#15 Posted: 00:11:16 07/12/2013
Quote: LegoLander
jokes on you, batman is a nazi |
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583 |
#16 Posted: 00:14:24 07/12/2013
Quote: aran
Then Superman is America....
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nyeheheheheh hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3 |
aran Emerald Sparx Gems: 4040 |
#17 Posted: 00:21:29 07/12/2013
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864 |
#18 Posted: 00:16:42 12/12/2013
I wish you a merry bump day I wish you a merry bump day and a happy new year!
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