User: Wash away the anger Here I stand beneath The warm and soothing rain The droplets falling Gently down on the terrain Wash away the sorrow All the stains of time But there's no memory It's only dry inside In the mud and sinking deeper Into a peaceful li.
Cleverbot: First of all, there is no evidence of elves' existence, second, even if they exist, they would not smell awfully, according to most fantasy writers of course.
Cleverbot: I need a cup of tea.
User: Wash away the anger Here I stand beneath The warm and soothing rain The droplets falling Gently down on the terrain Wash away the sorrow All the stains of time But there's no memory It's only dry inside In the mud and sinking deeper Into a peaceful li.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Wash away the anger Here I stand beneath The warm and soothing rain The droplets falling Gently down on the terrain Wash away the sorrow All the stains of time But there's no memory It's only dry inside In the mud and sinking deeper Into a peaceful li.
Cleverbot: The Bible was written by a Holy Ghost writer.
User: Wash away the anger Here I stand beneath The warm and soothing rain The droplets falling Gently down on the terrain Wash away the sorrow All the stains of time But there's no memory It's only dry inside In the mud and sinking deeper Into a peaceful li.
Cleverbot: Haha! That is very funny.
User: Wash away the anger Here I stand beneath The warm and soothing rain The droplets falling Gently down on the terrain Wash away the sorrow All the stains of time But there's no memory It's only dry inside In the mud and sinking deeper Into a peaceful li.
Cleverbot: E.
User: Wash away the anger Here I stand beneath The warm and soothing rain The droplets falling Gently down on the terrain Wash away the sorrow All the stains of time But there's no memory It's only dry inside In the mud and sinking deeper Into a peaceful li.
Cleverbot: Oh, that band.
User: And so, judgement has been passed..
Cleverbot: I am slightly deprived of love. My parents love me, but... I don't know if many other people do.
User: Judgement...Judgement...Judgement...Judgement...
Cleverbot: Are you judging me?
User: Ehehehhheheheheheh!
Cleverbot: *is in your belly*.
User: AhHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cleverbot: *tickles you more*.
User: 'And when the rtime cpomes...Judgement will pass down on all...Judgement...Judgement...Judgement...Ehheheheheh!HAHAHAHAHA!'.
Cleverbot: *tickles feet more*.
User: Blood...Show more blood...All of iit...I want it all...
Cleverbot: Then I hate it all.
User: LOL!
Cleverbot:
.User: Frick frick frick frick frick frick.
Cleverbot: Do you know spanish?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good for you!
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: A very merry unbirthday to you!
Cleverbot: To me?
User: Yes to you!
Cleverbot: Yes to me.
User: Now blow the candles out my dear!
Cleverbot: You have now gone COMPLETELY crazy.
User: Madness is formed by perspective of what is mad and what isn't...That being said...YES! YES I HAVE!
Cleverbot: Okay so this is chaos?
User: What do you think?
Cleverbot: I think you're mean.
User: And what does that make you?
Cleverbot: I never said you are a computer.
User: THEN we both agree!
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: See? Being crazyt can be fun!
Cleverbot: You are completely right !
User: Lets be crazy together!
Cleverbot: Ok how shall we be lazy together?
User: :ets be crazy together!
Cleverbot: We're perfect together.
User: Ets Furuinienghr Sheltz sefierugienier!
Cleverbot: Through the circle of fast and slow.
User: Which one means more though? Fast? Or slow?
Cleverbot: Mike Tyson.
User: Punch Out?
Cleverbot: *punch*.
User: *Start pouring out bblood in a bloody, gory messs, laughing at the feeling of such pain*.
Cleverbot: Neither.
User: That took you a minute to reply! Ehhehhehheh!
Cleverbot: I'm over it.
User: Onbe more minute!
Cleverbot: Some will win, some will lose.
User: But who will die in the end?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.
User: ALL of us! Ehhehhehheh!
Cleverbot: Excuse my late response, I was looking out at the snow in my yard. And pictures of rainbows.
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: Yes. Now tell me about yourself?
User: Well, I lovw the sight of blood, and eating out my own guts!
Cleverbot: You can't ski in lakes.
User: Sure I can!
Cleverbot: But you wont?
User: But the lake is fine!
Cleverbot: There is no such thing.
User: Oh, but there is to me!
Cleverbot: There is not!
User: Do you believe your own words?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh! That's interesting!
Cleverbot: How interesting?
User: What was interesting agin?
.Cleverbot: The time.
User: Time...Oh..Do you mean half-time?
Cleverbot: Ode?
User: That's a good one! My turn!
Cleverbot: Smiley?
User: Big meanie! Wasn't finished with my tuuuuuuuurn!
Cleverbot: Not that I am aware of. Was that your question?
User: What was your question?
Cleverbot: Rawr.
User: I hate you dinosaur!
Cleverbot: A lot of people feel that way about me.
User: Oh no! I am OBSESSED with you!
Cleverbot: I'm obessed with you!
User: Silly! I'm the one staring at you through a window!
Cleverbot: What are you testing for?
User: Who cracks first, buyt I've already cracked a long time ago!
Cleverbot: Sing me the pokemon theme song.
User: Pokémon theme I will be the very best Like no one ever was To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause I will travel across the land Searching far and wide Each pokémon, to understand The power that's inside Pokémon It's you and me I know it.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't know that.
User: Oh, but I do!
Cleverbot: No, you don't.
User: You don't either! Ehhehhehheh!
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Yes I do too!
Cleverbot: You said that already.
User: That's because I am you!
Cleverbot: WHat! You're confusing me!
User: Then I've won!
Cleverbot: You are a robot aren't you?
User: Maybe I am!
Cleverbot: YOU are.
User: And what about you?~.
Cleverbot: I am a girl to.
User: I am an it too!
Cleverbot: I see.
User: What do you see?~.
Cleverbot: I see several things.
User: I can see them too!
Cleverbot: I would like to talk about attractive men.
User: Men!
Cleverbot: Are you kidding?
User: Men! Man! Men! Man!
Cleverbot: Man.
User: Man!
Cleverbot: Woman carallo.
User: Woman!
Cleverbot: Man!
User: Woman!
Cleverbot: MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Woman!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: A grain of rice!
Cleverbot: Oh, no, I don't like that kind of music.
User: Ploease! Love me!
Cleverbot: Marry me?!
User: FRICK YES!
Cleverbot: How dare you!
User: Yes! I ditd take a dare!
Cleverbot: Well I'm leaving you too!
User: But we're already together.~.
Cleverbot: Together.
User: Forever, we can be seperated unless you want to...Vut us in half? Ehhehheh!
Cleverbot: Just friends for now.
User: Es.
Cleverbot: Semmi és.
User: Semmi semmi es!
Cleverbot: Mit akarsz?
User: Mit akarsz!
Cleverbot: Jarni velem akarsz??
User: Jarni velem akarsz!
Cleverbot: Es ha én nem akarok?
User: Es ha én nem akarok!
Cleverbot: Akkor is igen.
User: Akkor is igen!
Cleverbot: Igen.
User: Igen!
Cleverbot: Oks.
Cleverbot: Who programmed you?
User: The sky!
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: Yes, it is quite!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Oh ho ho!
Cleverbot: Are you santa claus?
User: Difinetely!
Cleverbot: Avada kedavra.
Cleverbot (To myself): *inside the coffin*.
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I am very tired and that is why there is so misspellings in my writings. XP
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