sonic is actually not fast and only goes the normal hedgehog speed of 12 mph and was hit on the head really hard as a baby and everyone around him thinks it's hilarious so they just go with it
the whole world changed to make fun of sonic
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345 |
#1 Posted: 02:26:08 03/10/2013 | Topic Creator
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crystalhero37 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5332 |
#2 Posted: 02:27:15 03/10/2013
cannot unsee now
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345 |
#3 Posted: 02:27:43 03/10/2013 | Topic Creator
what if tails gets tired of soniks **** and just easily outruns him and shoves him into a puddle and laughs at him and sonic is confused and cries
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Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6483 |
#4 Posted: 02:27:46 03/10/2013
I hope that doesn't make him more susceptible to wobbly hedgehog syndrome. Poor little guy...
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Ninpire Gold Sparx Gems: 2951 |
#5 Posted: 02:28:29 03/10/2013
or everyone else except for sonic was hit by a car and cannot move nearly as fast because they are handicap
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8519 |
#6 Posted: 02:28:40 03/10/2013
Is he blue because of drugs
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345 |
#7 Posted: 02:29:03 03/10/2013 | Topic Creator
woah wait what if sonic was fast but he got wobbly hedgehog syndrome and is not fast at all anymore and can barely walk but the world slowed down to make him think he is still fast
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Wild Platinum Sparx Gems: 5045 |
#8 Posted: 02:30:08 03/10/2013
why isn't sonic a skylander?
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345 |
#9 Posted: 02:30:41 03/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Ninpire
i like this theory too |
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345 |
#10 Posted: 02:34:51 03/10/2013 | Topic Creator
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Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6483 |
#11 Posted: 02:36:11 03/10/2013
Quote: Big Green
Hey, what if that's why eggman is so fast? He speeds up when he REALLY needs to but otherwise just lets sonic seem like he's super fast? |
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345 |
#12 Posted: 02:38:26 03/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Rendar
eggman is so nice omg |
ReshiramForever Platinum Sparx Gems: 5142 |
#13 Posted: 03:49:38 03/10/2013
they pretend sonic is still fast so sonic wont get sad and kill himself because he isnt the fastest anymore
poor sonic :cccc
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