darkSpyro

I thought this would be a funny topic to make.

Basically, if there is anything about you/anything you can do that you feel shouldn't be humanly possible, post about it here.

In my case, my inability to sleep is strange.
I've had a sleeping problem since about 2-3 years ago, where I never got a full 8 hours sleep no matter when I went to bed.

However, since a few months ago, it got far worse. Now, I'm lucky to spend an hour per night without consciousness.

Humans are not supposed to be able to survive without sleeping. With the amount of sleep I get, I should probably be dead by now, or at least seriously fatigued everyday, or I should be having hallucinations. But I don't for some reason. I can actually go through a full day everyday, and not get too tired until a normal time. And when I go to bed, I generally don't get any sleep. Meaning my nights feel pretty long as you might imagine. It's why I've kind of grown to dislike night time, at least in the context of sleeping. Gives me too much time to think about things I'd rather forget. Or, my brain may just be a completely jumbled, incomprehensible mess during the night, which can be quite distracting in it's own right.

I plan to go see a doctor about this though, as soon as I can.

I have fantasies of ripping my worst enemies heads off with Chainsaws whenever I get too mad.

I often have brief dreams of me, doing simple things like homework or eating and sandwich. And then, within the next few days, I end up doing that exact same thing IRL. It annoys me.

Quote: hardcoreignitor

I have fantasies of ripping my worst enemies heads off with Chainsaws whenever I get too mad.

Oh my, that's messed up......you don't rip your worst enemies heads off with a chainsaw, you slice them off.

Quote: Mrmorrises

Quote: hardcoreignitor

I have fantasies of ripping my worst enemies heads off with Chainsaws whenever I get too mad.

Oh my, that's messed up......you don't rip your worst enemies heads off with a chainsaw, you slice them off.

ahem no.

You make a little rip in their neck and slowly, with your bare hands, you continue to tear the flesh as if it were paper.

Quote: Jaggedstar

Quote: Mrmorrises

Quote: hardcoreignitor

I have fantasies of ripping my worst enemies heads off with Chainsaws whenever I get too mad.

Oh my, that's messed up......you don't rip your worst enemies heads off with a chainsaw, you slice them off.

ahem no.

You make a little rip in their neck and slowly, with your bare hands, you continue to tear the flesh as if it were paper.

Or you can go all Enobaria and rib their throat out with your teeth.

Quote: Jaggedstar

Quote: Mrmorrises

Quote: hardcoreignitor

I have fantasies of ripping my worst enemies heads off with Chainsaws whenever I get too mad.

Oh my, that's messed up......you don't rip your worst enemies heads off with a chainsaw, you slice them off.

ahem no.

You make a little rip in their neck and slowly, with your bare hands, you continue to tear the flesh as if it were paper.

No, let your saw do the job. You don't want bloody hands.

Well....I think from the animal's perspective when against a human.

Twerking is inhuman.

Quote: SoulFly

Twerking is inhuman.

Amen.

being extremely flexible
come on! 2creepy

and good luck on that doctor trip, brawler!
i hope that sleeping problem gets fixed right up~

Uh, not sure if this counts but I have small short moments where ill be holding something, stuffed animal, toy, etc., and an urge washes over me and without thinking, I either chuck it hard at a wall or something or I smash it into the ground. Its over when I shiver once. I don't know what the **** it is.

Quote: DragonCamo

Uh, not sure if this counts but I have small short moments where ill be holding something, stuffed animal, toy, etc., and an urge washes over me and without thinking, I either chuck it hard at a wall or something or I smash it into the ground. Its over when I shiver once. I don't know what the **** it is.

DragonCato

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Quote: DragonCamo

Uh, not sure if this counts but I have small short moments where ill be holding something, stuffed animal, toy, etc., and an urge washes over me and without thinking, I either chuck it hard at a wall or something or I smash it into the ground. Its over when I shiver once. I don't know what the **** it is.

DragonCato

I knew you were gonna say that

i am able to pick up and throw cars

i am in love with a cyborg ninja

I always feel like I am going to run into this one kid who could ruin my life in two words. I always feel like dieing but then i realize i wont be able to play x/y so i dont

I dunno..
But I am the only person I know who can twist my fingers over each other...
e.e

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I dunno..
But I am the only person I know who can twist my fingers over each other...
e.e

I Can. I can too put my leg(s) behind my neck.
I am very flexible.

I think I'm a cartoon, but then someone pulls out a toy car and a harpoon and smashes up the car with the damn harpoon. This is all a dream, I always think, until I found someone in my garden smashing a car toy with an arrow .-.

Bump DAyy!

My inability to catch Entei.

The way I seem to try and find some sort of way of reasoning behind some people's actions, no matter how warped or horrid, and no matter how much I personally disagree with it.