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rant about MUTTLEY [CLOSED]
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12161
#1 Posted: 02:22:14 03/09/2013 | Topic Creator
SO FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS I'VE BEEN WATCHING "DASTARDLY & MUTTLEY IN THEIR FLYING MACHINES" aka "STOP THE PIGEON" AND I AM CONSIDERABLY ANGRY AT DICK DASTARDLY'S DOG, MUTTLEY.
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THIS SNICKERING PIECE OF **** IS THE WORST CHARACTER I'VE EVERY HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF SEEING. I THINK THE INTRO TO STOP THE PIGEON DESCRIBES HIM PERFECTLY:

"Muttley, you snickering, floppy eared hound.
When courage is needed, you're never around.
Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest
Should be there for bungling at which you are best."

BASICALLY THE PREMISE OF THE SHOW IS DD AND MUTTLEY IN WW1 (NAME ONLY) CATCH A MESSAGING PIGEON FOR THE GENERAL. DD IS THE CHIEF OF THE OPERATION AND ONLY WANTS TO DO HIS JOB, CATCH THE ****ING PIGEON. BUT MUTTLEY IS A PIECE OF **** ABOUT IT AND EXPECTS DD TO GIVE HIM MEDALS WHEN THE DOG BARELY LIFTS A ****ING FINGER. MUTTLEY ****ING MUMBLES HIS ANNOYING DOG ENGRISH FIFTEEN TIMES A DAY ABOUT DICK AND OTHER **** BECAUSE HE'S A LAZY PIECE OF ****.
THERE'S A SEQUENCE IN EACH EPISODE CALLED "MAGNIFICENT MUTTLEY" THAT FOCUSES ON THE STUPID DOG HAVING DAYDREAMS.
ALL OF HIS DAYDREAMS BEGIN AFTER DICK TELLS HIM TO DO HIS CHORES LIKE ANY OTHER ****ER IN THE ARMY WOULD AND MUTTLEY ****ING MUMBLES ABOUT IT. HIS DAYDREAMS ARE ALL POWER FANTASIES IN WHICH HE ANTAGONIZES DASTARDLY AND HUMILIATES HIM. THIS IS THE WORST PART OF THE SHOW BECAUSE MUTTLEY IS AN UNLIKABLE **** HEAD.
HE WAS MUCH BETTER IN WACKY RACES, WHERE MOST OF THE TIME HE WAS JUST SITTING IN DASTARDLY'S ****TY RACECAR DOING NOTHING BESIDES SNICKERING OCCASIONALLY. THE FOCUS SHOULD BE ON DICK DASTARDLY BECAUSE HE'S NOT STUPID LIKE MUTTLEY.
**** THAT DOG, HE DOESN'T DESERVE ANY MEDALS.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:25:02 03/09/2013 by Carmelita Fox
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5402
#2 Posted: 02:25:38 03/09/2013
my dick is dastardly
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BREATHE AIR.
wakapro77 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4196
#3 Posted: 02:30:35 03/09/2013
muttley more like stupid character

jive
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hence, the yiffening shall come

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Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12161
#4 Posted: 02:32:05 03/09/2013 | Topic Creator
I HATE MUTTLEY ****
Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4440
#5 Posted: 03:04:02 03/09/2013
omg i love that show smilie
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter...
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12161
#6 Posted: 03:06:41 03/09/2013 | Topic Creator
I DO TOO BUT I DON'T LIKE MUTTLEY ;____;
Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4440
#7 Posted: 03:07:14 03/09/2013
Quote: Carmelita Fox
I DO TOO BUT I DON'T LIKE MUTTLEY ;____;



he is like the main charter D:
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter...
joerox123 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1992
#8 Posted: 03:09:25 03/09/2013
tl;dr
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the road is long, we carry on
try to have fun in the meantimeā˜ 
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12161
#9 Posted: 03:26:04 03/09/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: joerox123
tl;dr



you claim that you love me yet u ignore my rant??? what kind of lover are you
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#10 Posted: 03:27:00 03/09/2013
cool story bro
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"Moo".
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9026
#11 Posted: 03:31:20 03/09/2013
Just remember this. Muttley has joined the warehouse of forgotten cartoon characters. Dick Dastardly was reincarnated and is happily employed as Waluigi. <.<
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
joerox123 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1992
#12 Posted: 03:39:43 03/09/2013
Quote: Carmelita Fox
Quote: joerox123
tl;dr



you claim that you love me yet u ignore my rant??? what kind of lover are you



the kind that disregards female and acquires currency.
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the road is long, we carry on
try to have fun in the meantimeā˜ 
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#13 Posted: 03:45:38 03/09/2013
Quote: HIR
Just remember this. Muttley has joined the warehouse of forgotten cartoon characters. Dick Dastardly was reincarnated and is happily employed as Waluigi. <.<



WELL DESERVED

MUTTLEY SHOULD ROT IN THE DEEPEST DARKEST AND MOST PAINFUL PARTS OF THE WAREHOUSE WITH ALL THE HFIL PEOPLE WHO BEAT THAT LITTLE SHIM KNOWN AS MUTTLEY TO DEATH. DASTARDLY WALUIGI SHOULD USE HIS CLOGS TO KICK HIS SHIM INTO THE SUN.
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#14 Posted: 18:44:43 03/09/2013
wow
you guys don't know a star if it went and hit you right in your face
i have no trouble with the mutt

his flaws are
ok
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12161
#15 Posted: 21:12:45 03/09/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: HIR
Just remember this. Muttley has joined the warehouse of forgotten cartoon characters. Dick Dastardly was reincarnated and is happily employed as Waluigi. <.<



THERE'S A HAPPY ENDING AFTER ALL
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12161
#16 Posted: 01:36:16 04/09/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: wspyro
wow
you guys don't know a star if it went and hit you right in your face
i have no trouble with the mutt

his flaws are
ok



its not my fault u have a bad opinion!!!
Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6473
#17 Posted: 02:10:37 04/09/2013
Didn't Muttley get cooked in the last season of Hell's Kitchen?
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