darkSpyro

Okay, I had a cousin who was a huge bully to me and he died yesterday. I am often stuck with his grieving family at their house and his pet dog (who is a pit bull - very mean dog) was very loyal to him. If I shoot the dog, will it go to hell and bite my mean cousin? I have plenty of time to do so at night in their backyard since they go bed early.

Whaa?

Your cousin died? That's sad. D:

I could train the dog to hate him first. He's a dog so he should be able to track down my cousin in the afterlife.

Um... where would you get a gun?

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Um... where would you get a gun?

My cousins are ****ing rednecks, they have shotguns.

Plz be trolling. Rendar, is he serious?

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Plz be trolling. Rendar, is he serious?

I only asked a question

What has the dog done?

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What has the dog done?

Like I said it is a very mean dog. Also, he peed on my jacket once.

Are you seriously considering sending a pit bull into the afterlife to hunt down your cousin? I don't think that's the way Heaven works, mun...

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Are you seriously considering sending a pit bull into the afterlife to hunt down your cousin? I don't think that's the way Heaven works, mun...

the only way it works it by the way u act

act nice peacefully u go to heaven
act brutal mean killer u go to hell

does heaven have television and mcdonalds

That's the catch, though. I know my cousin went to hell and I also know that the pit bull is destined for hell.

Hahahaha, there's no such thing as an afterlife you religious nut! Go back to the ignorant and intolerant section at your local library.

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That's the catch, though. I know my cousin went to hell and I also know that the pit bull is destined for hell.

since he died and was mean then yes

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Hahahaha, there's no such thing as an afterlife you religious nut! Go back to the ignorant and intolerant section at your local library.

Then explain why my cousin is in hell.

I don't see why not.

Dude, Blood is thicker then water. HUGE dissaproval points for making this a topic.

^I am ignoring you now

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I don't see why not.

Thank you spyro and sonic I have been waiting for a good answer like this. I will do this tonight.

NOOOO, doooont

This topic will be closed soon, I'm sure of it.

^Your face will be closed soon

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NOOOO, doooont

Why not?

Do it!

I think so. It makes sense. It'll turn into a hell hound and maybe it'll come back and still be your pet.

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I think so. It makes sense. It'll turn into a hell hound and maybe it'll come back and still be your pet.

Then I will be the coolest kid ever! I am so doing this.

Just because a dog has done some bad things to you, doesn't mean you have to take its life away. I'm he has done some bad things but taking its life away is even worse.

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Just because a dog has done some bad things to you, doesn't mean you have to take its life away. I'm he has done some bad things but taking its life away is even worse.

This.

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Just because a dog has done some bad things to you, doesn't mean you have to take its life away. I'm he has done some bad things but taking its life away is even worse.

The ends justify the means! It's for the greater good.

try to make him nice if he will not be nice then i don't know, i would cry if you kill et

UPDATE: I decided to practice a bit first. My sister has a hamster, and I showed it a picture of my dead cousin. He seemed to hate my cousin since he began chewing on the picture where his face was. Since he hates my cousin, he is prime material to attack him in the afterlife. What is the quickest way to send the hamster there?

I'm so confused at what's happening...

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I'm so confused at what's happening...

me too :/

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UPDATE: I decided to practice a bit first. My sister has a hamster, and I showed it a picture of my dead cousin. He seemed to hate my cousin since he began chewing on the picture where his face was. Since he hates my cousin, he is prime material to attack him in the afterlife. What is the quickest way to send the hamster there?

give him more pictures first. make sure he is primed and ready to wage war upon your cousin.

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UPDATE: I decided to practice a bit first. My sister has a hamster, and I showed it a picture of my dead cousin. He seemed to hate my cousin since he began chewing on the picture where his face was. Since he hates my cousin, he is prime material to attack him in the afterlife. What is the quickest way to send the hamster there?

give him more pictures first. make sure he is primed and ready to wage war upon your cousin.

I did and he had the same reaction to all of them. He even did it to my Yugioh poster and idk why

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UPDATE: I decided to practice a bit first. My sister has a hamster, and I showed it a picture of my dead cousin. He seemed to hate my cousin since he began chewing on the picture where his face was. Since he hates my cousin, he is prime material to attack him in the afterlife. What is the quickest way to send the hamster there?

Blender seems like your best bet there. Ever seen those "Will it blend?" videos? Blenders can destroy anything!

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UPDATE: I decided to practice a bit first. My sister has a hamster, and I showed it a picture of my dead cousin. He seemed to hate my cousin since he began chewing on the picture where his face was. Since he hates my cousin, he is prime material to attack him in the afterlife. What is the quickest way to send the hamster there?

give him more pictures first. make sure he is primed and ready to wage war upon your cousin.

I did and he had the same reaction to all of them. He even did it to my Yugioh poster and idk why

WOO GO HAMSTER

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UPDATE: I decided to practice a bit first. My sister has a hamster, and I showed it a picture of my dead cousin. He seemed to hate my cousin since he began chewing on the picture where his face was. Since he hates my cousin, he is prime material to attack him in the afterlife. What is the quickest way to send the hamster there?

Blender seems like your best bet there. Ever seen those "Will it blend?" videos? Blenders can destroy anything!

Good idea! My Auntie has one. She is about to go to bed so I can use it then. Will it guarantee that the hamster ends up in the same circle of hell as my cousin?

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UPDATE: I decided to practice a bit first. My sister has a hamster, and I showed it a picture of my dead cousin. He seemed to hate my cousin since he began chewing on the picture where his face was. Since he hates my cousin, he is prime material to attack him in the afterlife. What is the quickest way to send the hamster there?

give him more pictures first. make sure he is primed and ready to wage war upon your cousin.

I did and he had the same reaction to all of them. He even did it to my Yugioh poster and idk why

If you kill the dog, I will flip.

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UPDATE: I decided to practice a bit first. My sister has a hamster, and I showed it a picture of my dead cousin. He seemed to hate my cousin since he began chewing on the picture where his face was. Since he hates my cousin, he is prime material to attack him in the afterlife. What is the quickest way to send the hamster there?

Blender seems like your best bet there. Ever seen those "Will it blend?" videos? Blenders can destroy anything!

Good idea! My Auntie has one. She is about to go to bed so I can use it then. Will it guarantee that the hamster ends up in the same circle of hell as my cousin?

Most likely. You may have to chant a satanic rite though

i think you should prepare the dog for battle first. i don't think simply biting your cousin in the afterlife will be enough, you see? give the dog a few grenades first and an ak47.

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give him more pictures first. make sure he is primed and ready to wage war upon your cousin.

I did and he had the same reaction to all of them. He even did it to my Yugioh poster and idk why :

If you kill the dog, I will flip.

Lol, don't tell me what to do.

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Blender seems like your best bet there. Ever seen those "Will it blend?" videos? Blenders can destroy anything!

Good idea! My Auntie has one. She is about to go to bed so I can use it then. Will it guarantee that the hamster ends up in the same circle of hell as my cousin?

Most likely. You may have to chant a satanic rite though

Oh okay, I know one or two of those. I learned them while watching daytime television on Uncle Dick's TV.

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i think you should prepare the dog for battle first. i don't think simply biting your cousin in the afterlife will be enough, you see? give the dog a few grenades first and an ak47.

OK, I will give the stupid mutt some brief battle training before he goes to the afterlife, but I don't have much time. The hamster will not receive any training due to time constraints. Auntie goes to bed in 10 minutes so then I will use the blender.

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I did and he had the same reaction to all of them. He even did it to my Yugioh poster and idk why :

If you kill the dog, I will flip.

Lol, don't tell me what to do.

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Good idea! My Auntie has one. She is about to go to bed so I can use it then. Will it guarantee that the hamster ends up in the same circle of hell as my cousin?

Most likely. You may have to chant a satanic rite though

Oh okay, I know one or two of those. I learned them while watching daytime television on Uncle Dick's TV.

oh yes, i remember your uncle dick. what a mean guy. you might want to send him after your cousin too. just a suggestion :/

EDIT: wait, i just remembered that Dick may not go to hell. perhaps wait until he sleeps with your auntie, then he will surely meet the devil. sex is bad kids.

^Thank you for the idea Render, it will be taken into consideration.

Okay, I just put poor Hamtaro out of his misery. He should be in hell now to bite my cousin. I did him a favor anyway since who would want to be named Hamtaro? Now, he is HELLtaro. I am most grateful for Auntie to also own a lid for her blender, I just wish I remembered to use it since now I have a mess of little hamster pieces to clean up from the kitchen.

make the dog eat hamtaro's remains. he will then develop an acquired taste for blood and flesh. it works, i tried it when i wanted to become a cannibal. i never stopped attempting to nibble people since >

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make the dog eat hamtaro's remains. he will then develop an acquired taste for blood and flesh. it works, i tried it when i wanted to become a cannibal. i never stopped attempting to nibble people since >

You could always take your dog to the local cemetery after a new burial and let it chew on the body. Give it a taste for human flesh.

These are both great ideas for succeeding in my plan! I have removed the bloody hamster remains from our recycling bin (I do not like to be wasteful) and will give them to the dog. Unfortunately I do not think there is enough time to take the dog to the cemetery. I must carry out the plan to shoot the dog soon.

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make the dog eat hamtaro's remains. he will then develop an acquired taste for blood and flesh. it works, i tried it when i wanted to become a cannibal. i never stopped attempting to nibble people since >

You could always take your dog to the local cemetery after a new burial and let it chew on the body. Give it a taste for human flesh.

aren't hamsters just the reincarnation of homers? god thought that hell wasnt enough of a punishment so he puts them back on earth as fat little furballs. this means that hamster flesh is practically the same as human

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These are both great ideas for succeeding in my plan! I have removed the bloody hamster remains from our recycling bin (I do not like to be wasteful) and will give them to the dog. Unfortunately I do not think there is enough time to take the dog to the cemetery. I must carry out the plan to shoot the dog soon.

Aww... Well, good luck anyway.