darkSpyro

• repeat what they say and add "me" to the end of it, always works
  
• take a word out of what they say and add "me" to the end of it (Example: They Say: wow, that sky is so blue! You Say: Is Me)
  
• when they say something positive about something, call them the positive words they said (ex: They Say: That's pretty a good billboard. You Say: You're a pretty good billboard)
  
• ask them about their numbers all the time (Example: You Say: What was your average, in numerical format, grade while in the 3rd year of school?) (Example: You Say: How many times have you seen a red vehicle in your life?)
  
• possess someone close to them
  
• translate the deepest feelings you have towards them in words into an alternative language using google translate and then tell them in that language, and if they do not understand your love then you must bid them farewell
  
• write stories about their parents
  
• become a cute animal and show up at their house (Suggestions: Dog, Bear, Cat, Snake, Fish, Wolf)
  
• dress up as one of their most disliked persons and if they end up liking that person more afterwards then you're going good
  
• buy a safe and say that is where you hold them dear
  
• sniff their clothes (Note: Some clothes may be a bad idea)
  
• laugh at 70% of what they say
  
• compare them to things (You Say: Oh, you exist as much as this fire hydrant exists, my dear!) (You Say: You remind me of my dog. My dog ran away a while ago...and that's the difference, right? You won't run away from me?)
  
• knock on their door constantly and tell knock knock jokes
  
• tell them you are happy you aren't closely related to them
  
• tell them about your experiences on the internet
  
• hunt for supper for them and drop it at their doorstep
  
• make sure they know how beautiful you are (You Say: I thought I saw you in the mirror today, but it was me. Your beauty is so close to mine...I just...)
  
• make rhymes with their name, if you do not know their name pick a random name
  
• share half your life savings with them
  
• randomly yell "less than three" at them
  
• speak as if you are robotic as a subtle cue in flirting
  
• whisper 65% of the time
  
• remember: if you want to get to know them, you have to act as if you already do so that they are not cautious with you
  
• if none of these things worked then YOU are doing something wrong, not this guide
  

I don't get it....

Quote: Dark_Spyro999

I don't get it....

is your name roxas
cause your rocking that ass