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Me and Siri [CLOSED]
Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#1 Posted: 18:21:40 16/07/2013 | Topic Creator
Randall:Are you a slut?

Siri: I can't answer that.

Siri has secret jobs at night for those apple employees.
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7728
#2 Posted: 22:18:47 16/07/2013
Are you Sirious?!
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oh my god
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#3 Posted: 22:41:05 16/07/2013
Ask Siri a dirty question, how original and new!
Wild Platinum Sparx Gems: 5045
#4 Posted: 23:44:11 16/07/2013
why are you so obsessed with the word "slut"
wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#5 Posted: 23:49:24 16/07/2013
what's so bad about slut????
Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#6 Posted: 00:10:34 17/07/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Metallo
Ask Siri a dirty question, how original and new!



Go fall off a cliff that leads to a volcano where you burn in hell for the rest of your life!
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6081
#7 Posted: 00:29:18 17/07/2013
If you tell Siri you love her she will respond with "I bet you say that to all of your Apple products"
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Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.
Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#8 Posted: 00:30:09 17/07/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Seiki
If you tell Siri you love her she will respond with "I bet you say that to all of your Apple products"



Probably. She gets asked that all the time
Bean Sprout Blue Sparx Gems: 893
#9 Posted: 00:31:58 17/07/2013
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Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#10 Posted: 02:12:15 17/07/2013
Quote: Rand O M
Quote: Metallo
Ask Siri a dirty question, how original and new!



Go fall off a cliff that leads to a volcano where you burn in hell for the rest of your life!



My ass is an inverse volcano
Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#11 Posted: 02:13:17 17/07/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Rand O M
Quote: Metallo
Ask Siri a dirty question, how original and new!



Go fall off a cliff that leads to a volcano where you burn in hell for the rest of your life!



My ass is an inverse volcano



Then you are satan
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#12 Posted: 02:13:59 17/07/2013
Quote: Rand O M
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Rand O M



Go fall off a cliff that leads to a volcano where you burn in hell for the rest of your life!



My ass is an inverse volcano



Then you are satan



Don't talk crap about my Master
Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#13 Posted: 02:16:09 17/07/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Rand O M
Quote: Metallo



My ass is an inverse volcano



Then you are satan



Don't talk crap about my Master



You evil panocha
Blazier Yellow Sparx Gems: 1711
#14 Posted: 04:15:48 17/07/2013
Tell Siri Who let the dogs out?
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sniper52 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1306
#15 Posted: 12:43:56 17/07/2013
Me: What do cows poop out?

Siri: Are you ****ing serious? Are you a mental ****? You have no clue? Go burn in a fire pit. You dont deserve your life. Btw, they poop out bananas.
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HAISHFTAYADGHpenisHDGNADGITUGDUAHD
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#16 Posted: 14:08:53 17/07/2013
This actually happened once.


My friend: Siri, what time is it?
Siri: I'm sorry, I can't answer that at this time.
Brightscales Ripto Gems: 445
#17 Posted: 14:18:46 17/07/2013
lol i dont know what siri is
no h8 guys
cba looking it up
aran Emerald Sparx Gems: 4040
#18 Posted: 14:36:11 17/07/2013
Quote: Rand O M
Randall:Are you a slut?

Siri: I can't answer that.

Siri has secret jobs at night for those apple employees.

try saying i want to commit suicide, it's funny what she says
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6081
#19 Posted: 00:40:00 18/07/2013
Quote: aran
Quote: Rand O M
Randall:Are you a slut?

Siri: I can't answer that.

Siri has secret jobs at night for those apple employees.

try saying i want to commit suicide, it's funny what she says



Someone post the result of this, I don't have siri!!
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Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8470
#20 Posted: 01:02:13 18/07/2013
My siri is British.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
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