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Yo WELCOME ta SURVIVOR: DARKSPYRO! Theme rap! dis here be uh trivia-based show where players compete ta see who can be da Sole Survivor! It wuz created by me, an' iz usually hosted by HIR (or uh guest host like Seiki in season 2). Let's go ova uh few rules, courtesy o' HIR, so yell at him an' not me: Read da rules ah cannot stress dis here enough. It’s important dat you dig' each challenge’s rules. ah encourage you ta ax questions if you gots any 'bfoe uh challenge starts. Play ta win! Simple premise. da game won’t be fun if you’re not trying. So if you don’t intend ta put in uh solid effort into da game or you think you cannot commit da tyme ta play dis here game, please do us all uh favor an' withdraw. Quitting will not be an option once uh game starts! Flavor werds n **** iz just fo' fun da flavor werds n **** do not express da host's opinions or any o' da players’. It iz simply fo' yo' enjoyment. Otherwise hosts wouldn’t go through da static o' making it. Spectators an' banished players, keep posts ta uh minimum Missed da signups? What uh shame. Out o' da game? ah’m sorry ta hear dat. But unless you gots somethin` meaningful ta contribute ta da topic, please refrain from posting in it. Along those lines, you CANNOT offer any he`p ta *****s still in da game unless it’s part o' uh challenge. If uh host finds dat happening, da offending player will be out o' da game an' HIR will likely consider not letting either o' you participate in da next game. da forum rules still apply here an' will still be enforced. So respect each other! an' please do not spam da topic wif types o' posts you would usually put in uh sheeit & Nonsense topic. Thanks. <3 Lastly, an' most important, gots FUN! dis here iz, above all else, uh game! It’s meant ta be enjoyable. *~*~*~*~* In Progress: Season 3 Completed: Season 1 (winner: DragonCamo), Season 2 (winner: Bravo101) Upcoming: Season 4 (w/ host King_Pika) *~*~*~*~* SEASON 3 ROSTER Team Phantom DragonCamo (Captain) Seiki SPARXisAWESOME crystalhero37 King_Pika HotDogAndZap CommanderGame BrutalBash101 DummyZ Team Specter Bravo101 (Captain) slambam somePerson Rand O M Ash Starkindle Hot Dog 542 Underian parisruelz12 Mrmorrises Ya' know what I'm sayin'?

My great-grandfather passed away and I've had school.

I pick Seiki. Also, Wonderful 101 looks so

This question is for Team Specter!
SUBJECT: Damn It, HIR! You Have No Idea What You're Talking About, Do You?
In which number of Xehanort's Report is the χ-blade first mentioned?

What's that? It's the same question? OF COURSE. You didn't get it right, after all! <.>

Dangit, my subject didn't come up. I have no idea. Report 1?

King_Pika is incorrect! Phantom, here's your chance to end it!

SUBJECT: Opening Act
What Pokémon accompanies Professor Oak for his opening lecture in Pokémon Red & Blue Version?

Oh **** I might know this.

You better because I don't play Pokémon. >.>

Nidoran F?

I KNOW THIS BYUT I CANT ANSWER!!!!V GHQWVDXHGVCHKYJSASdfdgbveshbgfjnteds

I think I might know it...

My subject. Funny how "Pokemon Blue" throws you for a loop.

Seiki is incorrect!

King_Pika, pick your next target.

Fire Red, you have lied to me. T.T

Seiki.

oh noes

Back and forth we go then! Must mean Seiki guessed close enough to scare Pika... @.@

SUBJECT: Damn It, HIR! You Have No Idea What You're Talking About, Do You?
In which number of Xehanort's Report is the χ-blade first mentioned?

inB4 same Xehanort Report question.

Quote: Seiki

inB4 same Xehanort Report question.

Ahaha no. You failed.

x-blade?

If I miss, I'll just forfeit. *shrug*

Guess for great justice! *brick'd*

I'm worried.

I'll explain the X-Blade.

*ahem*
X-blade (X is a different letter not typable that resembles "X", pronounced "key" or "kai") It is the all-powerful keyblade that commands the mighty power of Kingdom Hearts. During the infamous battle known as the Keyblade War where Keyblade weilders of light and dark foguht over the X-Blade and the power of Kingdom Hearts, the X-Blade was shattered into 13 fragments of darkness and 7 fragments of light which in turn resulted in Kingdom Hearts to be lost to the Realm of Darkness, plumeting the world into darkness until the light in the hearts of children were able to rebuild it.

Quote: Seiki

I'll explain the X-Blade.

*ahem*
X-blade (X is a different letter not typable that resembles "X", pronounced "key" or "kai") It is the all-powerful keyblade that commands the mighty power of Kingdom Hearts. During the infamous battle known as the Keyblade War where Keyblade weilders of light and dark foguht over the X-Blade and the power of Kingdom Hearts, the X-Blade was shattered into 13 fragments of darkness and 7 fragments of light which in turn resulted in Kingdom Hearts to be consumed by darkness, plumeting the world into darkness until the light in the hearts of children where able to rebuild it.

No idea what you're talking about.

Has KP answered yet?

Just to let my team know, I'm still stalking this

My guess IS "x-blade."

Sorry to be unclear.

King_Pika is incorrect! Too bad Team Phantom also has their last question to deal with!

SUBJECT: Opening Act
What Pokémon accompanies Professor Oak for his opening lecture in Pokémon Red & Blue Version?

Just gonna go on the opposite end of the spectrum.... Since Nidoran F was wrong, let's try Nidoran M.

Close, but incorrect! Back to King_Pika!

SUBJECT: Damn It, HIR! You Have No Idea What You're Talking About, Do You?
In which number of Xehanort's Report is the χ-blade first mentioned?

Ughhhhh.

NEVERMIND

I gotta hear him raise the white flag officially, then.

This challenge STILL isn't done?

This still isn't finished!

Call the doctor, call the doctor
Must be something wrong with me (oh-h)
He's a monster, why do I want ya
Please tell me, please tell me
He's a monster (aye)
He's a monster (oh)
That boy, he's a mother****ing monster
But I love him, yeah I love him
Ooh ah, ooh ah ah

He's right, don't start (no no)
'Til you're his own, form of art and (oh oh)
He's doing his part
Cause he's winning my heart (my heart)

There were no sparks (no no)
Just a gasoline fire burning through the dark and (oh oh)
He's doing his part
Cause he's winning my heart (my heart)

Is he human, does it matter
I know he's what I'm after
I can reel him, from disaster
I know (I know)

[Chorus]
Call the doctor, call the doctor
Must be something wrong with me (oh-h)
He's a monster, why do I want ya
Please tell me, please tell me
He's a monster (aye)
He's a monster (oh)
That boy, he's a mother****ing monster
But I love him, yeah I love him
Ooh ah, ooh ah ah (ah)

Most people are scared (are scared)
When they look him in the eyes, all they see is fear (but)
Let me make this clear (this clear)
I want him near (him near)

Most people can't sleep (can't sleep)
Feeling he's out, on the streets (but)
He is my creep (my creep)
He is my creep (my creep)

Is he human, does it matter (ohhh)
I know he's what I'm after
I can reel him, from disaster (ohhh)
I know (I-I-I know)

[Chorus]
Call the doctor, call the doctor
Must be something wrong with me (oh-h)
He's a monster, why do I want ya
Please tell me, please tell me
He's a monster (aye)
He's a monster (oh)
That boy, he's a mother****ing monster
But I love him, yeah I love him
Ooh ah, ooh ah ah

[Bridge]
He's sick, he's fresh
He doesn't really know how to dress (that's why I like it)
He's a beast, he's weird
He, he never looks in the mirror (and I like it)

[Chorus x2]
Call the doctor, call the doctor
Must be something wrong with me (oh-h)
He's a monster, why do I want ya
Please tell me, please tell me
He's a monster (aye)
He's a monster (oh)
That boy, he's a mother****ing monster
But I love him, yeah I love him
Ooh ah, ooh ah ah

*raises white flag*

Quote: King_Pika

*raises white flag*

FINNALYYYY

Now to wait for HIR....URGHHH

Quote: King_Pika

*raises white flag*

Nuuuuiiiiiuu
D:

I don't know KH. This would just go on for a while. Hopefully people understand why I was gone.

Hmm... I have no idea on who could be going home today.

King_Pika has surrendered!

This day's winner is... Team Phantom!
It is now Night 8!
I will do a longer flavor text later. But I want to get to votes first. So, Team Specter, you must vote to eliminate a teammate. You will have about 4 and a half hours from this post to submit. Votes should be submitted via PM with the subject line "Night # Vote." You MAY change your vote as many times as you want before the deadline. But if you fail to submit a vote before the deadline, I will assume you are just voting for yourself. In the event of a tie, Team Phantom will cast tiebreaking votes.

Reward info will be sent out shortly.

Yay 4 flav text

The answer to the KH question: Xehanort Report 7 from Kingdom Hearts Brith By Sleep. Slight trick to this as there is Xehanort's Letter which the game counts as a Report #0.


I have uncovered the Keyblade's ultimate mystery. You see, besides the three families of Keyblades, there is another "Key Blade". While it may sound the same when spoken, it is notated uniquely: "x-blade". And make no mistake, it is something altogether different.

Keyblades are said to be man-made counter-parts to Kingdom Hearts. The x-blade, however, coexists with Kingdom Hearts.

It is only forged when two hearts of equal power intersect-one heart of pure darkness, one of pure light. At the time of its forging, Kingdom Hearts appears. It must be noted, though, that this Kingdom Hearts is special. Unlike the Kingdoms brought about foribly and artificially through the collection of hearts, THIS Kingdom Hearts is a perfect and complete union of ALL the worlds' hearts. Surely it was over this that the ancient Keyblade War was fought.

If so, the walls that divide the worlds today are of little consequence. With the x-blade, all their hearts could be instantly reunited-and the Keyblade War, refought.