darkSpyro

Walk into the club like

*whack*

i like the song "climb every mountain" in the sound of music because it's basically reverend mother singing to maria "***** go get dat dick"

heh, should have known better. I was born into fire and blood and treachery. It's gonna take a lot more than some school stress to take me down.

i had a date today and i think it went well and she's so ****ing pretty and she plays zelda in the bath and she likes marvel and unnnnff

This is not okay dokay.

Quote: exefile

This is not okay dokay.

L E A R N H O W

another head hangs lowly
chILD IS slowly
takeeeeen
when the violence
causes silence
we. must. be. mi. staken

but you see
it's not me
it's not my
family
in your head
in your head
they are fighting

In your head
In your head
Zombie, zombie, ZOMBIE IE IE

Quote: Bolt

In your head
In your head
Zombie, zombie, ZOMBIE IE IE

oH-OH oh- OH oh-OH -oh -OH he-eyy-aaaaaaaa-ya-a-aaahhhhh

another mother's breakin', heart is taking oVER
and the violence causes silence we must be mi. staken
it's the same old thing since 1916

Don't mind me I'm just being a gate... yep, just an ordinary gate, nothing to see here, move along go on I won't judge you.
Nice shoes, I can't wear shoes myself being y'know a gate, but I still like them, lovely.
Oh that looks delicious the food I mean not the uhh... attire, so where are ya headed? Me? Oh, I'm just a gate, it's not the worst thing in the world.
Hey, I've seen you walk around here a bit, yeah I'm a gate, sorry about that, can't mingle with the commoners, but know that I still respect you.
Well that wasn't very nice was it? I'm only a gate not Solaris or anything remarkable, go on, leave Lightning Mcqueen here, it gets lonely sometimes...
No I don't, not like I need money since I'm a good 'ol gate, nothing much to rave about, go on then, argue, that's all you people know anyway.
What? A dS user? No, I'm a gate as you can see. Girlfriend? I'm a gate! What do you want from me? I don't even have a gender!
A crazy kid typing on his computer because he realizes that he's wasting his time and his life isn't going to get better if he sits on his arse all day?
You must be mistaken, I'm a gate, that's all you need to know. And that all know needs to you.
A 14 year old boy who... okay this gig was overdone, unfunny and a waste of time so I'll come out and say it, I'm not a gate, I repeat I'm not a gate. Now that that's clear, who wants a bottle of beer? No?

Sorry for wasting your time then, next time I won't pretend to be a gate. I won't make a whole topic about it tomorrow either, watch me eat my words...

The world is several million years old yet I have somehow managed to exist at exactly the same time as an anime about a girl in a bunny costume. I am blessed, I love this world.

EDIT: She's really cute too.

Goddamn the new WOTFI Rap Battle is like amazing

Quote: Buchi

The world is several million years old yet I have somehow managed to exist at exactly the same time as an anime about a girl in a bunny costume. I am blessed, I love this world.

EDIT: She's really cute too.

oof
--

but i agree im happy i was born when i was, all these games and movies are great

Quote: Grizzle

Quote: Buchi

The world is several million years old yet I have somehow managed to exist at exactly the same time as an anime about a girl in a bunny costume. I am blessed, I love this world.

EDIT: She's really cute too.

oof
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but i agree im happy i was born when i was, all these games and movies are great

Oh wait I think I meant billions? Never mind anyway. Basically it's very old and I just happened to exist at the same time as this: an anime about a cute girl in a bunny costume.

i just simultaneously whipped and pulled out

*jumps off of a counter*

I'M G- *slips and breaks jaw on the ground*

Quote: kardonis

*jumps off of a counter*

I'M G- *slips and breaks jaw on the ground*

oing to the er

I know Baldi's Basics is meant to be a horror game, but I can't play it without laughing my ass off because of Baldi's stupid Squidward voice

Quote: Chompy-King257

I know Baldi's Basics is meant to be a horror game, but I can't play it without laughing my ass off because of Baldi's stupid Squidward voice

the thing that always confused me about BB is that.. it's clearly a ****post game (the aforementioned squidward face, comic sans, the poor quality of the art), but yet the same degenerates that like FNAF and BATIM treat it seriously.

just goes to show people really are stupid.

Quote: ZapNorris

Quote: Chompy-King257

I know Baldi's Basics is meant to be a horror game, but I can't play it without laughing my ass off because of Baldi's stupid Squidward voice

the thing that always confused me about BB is that.. it's clearly a ****post game (the aforementioned squidward face, comic sans, the poor quality of the art), but yet the same degenerates that like FNAF and BATIM treat it seriously.

just goes to show people really are stupid.

even in the secret ending, the creator can’t take his whole “corrupted game” thing seriously

Quote: ZapNorris

Quote: Chompy-King257

I know Baldi's Basics is meant to be a horror game, but I can't play it without laughing my ass off because of Baldi's stupid Squidward voice

the thing that always confused me about BB is that.. it's clearly a ****post game (the aforementioned squidward face, comic sans, the poor quality of the art), but yet the same degenerates that like FNAF and BATIM treat it seriously.

just goes to show people really are stupid.

People... actually take this seriously?



Hopefully a second asteroid will hit the Earth soon.

Quote: Buchi

Quote: ZapNorris

Quote: Chompy-King257

I know Baldi's Basics is meant to be a horror game, but I can't play it without laughing my ass off because of Baldi's stupid Squidward voice

the thing that always confused me about BB is that.. it's clearly a ****post game (the aforementioned squidward face, comic sans, the poor quality of the art), but yet the same degenerates that like FNAF and BATIM treat it seriously.

just goes to show people really are stupid.

People... actually take this seriously?



Hopefully a second asteroid will hit the Earth soon.

"Oh man, getting that sick Canine Crunchies Lore!"

This world is so ****ed that even satire will start making more sense than the real world soon. If we haven't already crossed that point (we probably have).

I’m just gonna leave this here....

Quote: Skyhunter

I’m just gonna leave this here....

Now that's real music. Kids these days don't know what they're missing out on!

after 4 full days at work i am ready to sleep my next 2 days off. is this what adult is?

Quote: Jaggedstar

after 4 full days at work i am ready to sleep my next 2 days off. is this what adult is?

im afraid it is ;~;

tfw multiplayer games rile me up so bad the only one that calms me is minecraft
what is wrong with me

Quote: Vespi

tfw multiplayer games rile me up so bad the only one that calms me is minecraft
what is wrong with me

I've actually considered redownloading that game because of my recent interest in HC's

Minecraft is actually really fun still if you play it with a bunch of friends.

You think if I were to ever make a series on YouTube called "What Ever Happened To" and start a two parter about a certain obscure Cartoon Network show, people would ask, "Whatever happened to 'Whatever Happened To: Whatever Happened To Robot Jones'"?

shoutout to dark for finally getting rid of the infinity guru banner

"Red Sparx: new user to the board." Account made in 2007, is still "new"

do you guys ever just end up stalking old users' guestbooks

I didn't really realize how little of a mental image I had of my own character until I sat down to draw him and had to stop and think "Okay, so what the heck does he actually look like?"

Quote: Jaggedstar

do you guys ever just end up stalking old users' guestbooks

i am guilty and you are my victim

The songs from the Teen Titans Go movie shouldn't be as good as they are

Gonna call some local bakeries to ask if they're hiring, and lord, I hope they are.

Quote: TheFlyingSeal

Gonna call some local bakeries to ask if they're hiring, and lord, I hope they are.

I hope you get something friendo!~ <3

Oh are you going to be an apprentice baker Erica???
Best of luck! You sound so enthusiastic about baking and desserts ... oh goodness. I'd hire you. ;;

Quote: TheToyNerd

The songs from the Teen Titans Go movie shouldn't be as good as they are

begone, monster! you don't belong in this world!

Quote: ZapNorris

Quote: TheToyNerd

The songs from the Teen Titans Go movie shouldn't be as good as they are

begone, monster! you don't belong in this world!

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I just realized I've made one topic everyday since the 2nd of October.

i was up all night and checked onto dS at least 5 times during the night and i swear the 2 people online with me now were also the only 2 people online with me every time i was on last night...twilight zone

The Tinkerbell movies are ****ing stupid. It doesn't matter if the pixies have tears in their wings because they have the pixie dust that can make them fly?? They can't even fly without pixie dust so what difference does it make if they have ****ing wings or not?

http://mommytimes.net/

Quote: exefile

http://mommytimes.net/

what the ****

*Finishes final draft for group work*

*Group member deletes it and makes it sound like a 5th grader wrote it*

*Rates me a 15/25 on the group member grading sheet and calls me interesting*

Okay, well maybe if you didn't completely screw up my work and make it awful, TWICE I MIGHT ADD, I would have been more polite

Why can't people understand that I won't have a problem with you, if you get your work done, and don't prevent others from getting their work done. Seriously