darkSpyro

2666 gem count? Does that mean I'm summoning Satan twice?

dark don't let the haters get to you

Dark was 18 when he made the forum

He will he 30 in July


Jesus christ

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Quote: Lunarz

Dark was 18 when he made the forum

He will he 30 in July


Jesus christ

I'm more surprised he cared this long, usually the admins either give control to someone else and abandon ship, or get a team of global mods and start slowing down on messin with the site themselves. We don't give enough credit over how much he puts up with us : P

I bet even Jesus didn't rise from his grave this early in the morning.

Happy Easter, everyone.

I want candy. Someone gimme some candy.

*sings MC Pee Pants' "I Want Candy"*

Ah, Easter. The only time you actually eat the shell of the egg.

Note to self: All Crystal Pepsi is expired Crystal Pepsi

Quote: TheToyNerd

Note to self: All Crystal Pepsi is expired Crystal Pepsi

I always wanted to taste Crystal Pepsi. ._.

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Quote: TheToyNerd

Note to self: All Crystal Pepsi is expired Crystal Pepsi

I always wanted to taste Crystal Pepsi. ._.

I did today... unfortunately, it was expired, lol. From what I could taste, it tasted similar to normal Pepsi. Again, it was old and gross so I didn't get an accurate taste

*Impatiently waits for someone to post in my Q&A topic*

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Ah, Easter. The only time you actually eat the shell of the egg.

I don't think you're supposed to eat the shell no matter what day it is o:

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Ah, Easter. The only time you actually eat the shell of the egg.

You aren't supposed to.

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Ah, Easter. The only time you actually eat the shell of the egg.

You aren't supposed to.

I hate jokes too

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Quote: mega spyro

Quote: emeraldzoroark

Ah, Easter. The only time you actually eat the shell of the egg.

You aren't supposed to.

I hate jokes too

Good, it's Easter. No fun allowed.

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Every Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie:

greg: ugh school is the worst also [insert family member/friend here] is so terrible i hate them why can't they be exactly like me because i am hte greatest

[family member/friend]: hey greg lets do a cool thing

greg: hECK NO thats dumb

weird kid/kids: lol funny slapstick!!!!!!

greg: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA am the <src> of slapstick

[family member/friend]: hey greg lets do a cooler thign

greg: nO *does something terrible but in a slapstick kind of way*

[family member/friend]: nuuuu u suck greg

greg: what no why i did nothing rong

*more slapstick shenanigans ensue so that it isnt toooo sad*

ALL THE WHILE:

holly pocket: hi greg

greg: hOT

greg family mom: ooh i do stuff thats soooo embarassing to my son

greg family daddy: T̐͌ͮ̐͏̮̜̦H͔͚̲̖̦̾̈͡E͈̳̪̮͕̙͆̓̍̒ͮ͝Y̶̬͓̻̝̤̫͓ͫ̃ͮ'̛̭̞̙̬ͮR͎̽͂͐̓͟Ĕ̿ͪ̒̉͆ ̖̫̾̒͊ͪ́̈Ṋ̛̳̰͙̇͑ͫͅǑ̺̠̺͖̝͈͛͑ͬͨT̻͇̱͌ ͂̓̀T̼̤̪̯̤͙ͮͨͣ̾͒̑Õ̸̦̥̲̙̫͌̆ͫͫ͛Ÿ͓͇̱̤̫͉̃̓S̜͔̲̟̄̃̈̎̾́ ̪̼ͅT̻̱̪̰̗̝͂̄ͦ̄̇̚͘H̤̣͚̙ͭ̈́̓E̞̦̟̠̩̣̻̎ͦY̙̖̜ͧͯͮͦͩ'̝͖̱͓̳̲̣ͤ͆̑ͧR̪͙͓̩̪̙͔̍͆̐͐̊̾͐E̷͈̭̫͒̃ͭ̊̏ ̱̬̞͓̯̖̅ͮ̇̓̊Fͣ̎ͭI̢̥̾G̑̅̃U̼̖̺̮̤ͩ́̌̌̐͢ͅR̡̘͔͔͍̫̮̯̆̇́̒̀͋͛I͕̝̻̺͙͙͚ͯ̂̈́̂̚N̖͉ͤ̋ͩ͗ͨE̫̝̲̩̯͘S͙͙̣̃

baby brother: u got it dood *thumbs up*

rodrick: eXPLODING DIapER

rowley: mickey mouse clubhouse!!!!!!!!!!!

other kids: lol wat r we even doing here

weird kids: lol werid and disgusting that's funny LOLOLOLOLOLOL

LATR:

greg: k fine ill be understanding *does somethig slapstick-y and humiliating*

[insert family member/friend] wow am super understanding of u now i forgot that ur kind of a spoiled brat

greg: *does finishing monologue like he learnd somethin but actually he didn't learn anythin at all*

rowley: Z̨̖̭̗͔̙̒ͭO͎͙͉̠̭͖ͥ̌͗̍̑̀O̡̹͎̤͕̫͕̤͊ͬ͆͗ ҉W͂̔Ẻ̞̲̠̮̣̫̈̉́͡E̯͚̤ͨ̓ͅ ͔̹ͫ̐̈́͡M̤̦̩̠͈̔̎̽Ḁ̳͔̓̾ͩ͡M͍̼̻͕̊̏̉͛A̗̩̖̬̰̭̲͆!̛̺͔̯̮!̨̘̌̍̔ͮ̂̓!͕̮̘͈͚͢

*directed by the same guy who ruined Percy Jackson's movie franchise potential*

DA END

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Every Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie:

greg: ugh school is the worst also [insert family member/friend here] is so terrible i hate them why can't they be exactly like me because i am hte greatest

[family member/friend]: hey greg lets do a cool thing

greg: hECK NO thats dumb

weird kid/kids: lol funny slapstick!!!!!!

greg: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA am the <src> of slapstick

[family member/friend]: hey greg lets do a cooler thign

greg: nO *does something terrible but in a slapstick kind of way*

[family member/friend]: nuuuu u suck greg

greg: what no why i did nothing rong

*more slapstick shenanigans ensue so that it isnt toooo sad*

ALL THE WHILE:

holly pocket: hi greg

greg: hOT

greg family mom: ooh i do stuff thats soooo embarassing to my son

greg family daddy: T̐͌ͮ̐͏̮̜̦H͔͚̲̖̦̾̈͡E͈̳̪̮͕̙͆̓̍̒ͮ͝Y̶̬͓̻̝̤̫͓ͫ̃ͮ'̛̭̞̙̬ͮR͎̽͂͐̓͟Ĕ̿ͪ̒̉͆ ̖̫̾̒͊ͪ́̈Ṋ̛̳̰͙̇͑ͫͅǑ̺̠̺͖̝͈͛͑ͬͨT̻͇̱͌ ͂̓̀T̼̤̪̯̤͙ͮͨͣ̾͒̑Õ̸̦̥̲̙̫͌̆ͫͫ͛Ÿ͓͇̱̤̫͉̃̓S̜͔̲̟̄̃̈̎̾́ ̪̼ͅT̻̱̪̰̗̝͂̄ͦ̄̇̚͘H̤̣͚̙ͭ̈́̓E̞̦̟̠̩̣̻̎ͦY̙̖̜ͧͯͮͦͩ'̝͖̱͓̳̲̣ͤ͆̑ͧR̪͙͓̩̪̙͔̍͆̐͐̊̾͐E̷͈̭̫͒̃ͭ̊̏ ̱̬̞͓̯̖̅ͮ̇̓̊Fͣ̎ͭI̢̥̾G̑̅̃U̼̖̺̮̤ͩ́̌̌̐͢ͅR̡̘͔͔͍̫̮̯̆̇́̒̀͋͛I͕̝̻̺͙͙͚ͯ̂̈́̂̚N̖͉ͤ̋ͩ͗ͨE̫̝̲̩̯͘S͙͙̣̃

baby brother: u got it dood *thumbs up*

rodrick: eXPLODING DIapER

rowley: mickey mouse clubhouse!!!!!!!!!!!

other kids: lol wat r we even doing here

weird kids: lol werid and disgusting that's funny LOLOLOLOLOLOL

LATR:

greg: k fine ill be understanding *does somethig slapstick-y and humiliating*

[insert family member/friend] wow am super understanding of u now i forgot that ur kind of a spoiled brat

greg: *does finishing monologue like he learnd somethin but actually he didn't learn anythin at all*

rowley: Z̨̖̭̗͔̙̒ͭO͎͙͉̠̭͖ͥ̌͗̍̑̀O̡̹͎̤͕̫͕̤͊ͬ͆͗ ҉W͂̔Ẻ̞̲̠̮̣̫̈̉́͡E̯͚̤ͨ̓ͅ ͔̹ͫ̐̈́͡M̤̦̩̠͈̔̎̽Ḁ̳͔̓̾ͩ͡M͍̼̻͕̊̏̉͛A̗̩̖̬̰̭̲͆!̛̺͔̯̮!̨̘̌̍̔ͮ̂̓!͕̮̘͈͚͢

*directed by the same guy who ruined Percy Jackson's movie franchise potential*

DA END

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Well, that happened.

Oh the reminder of Percy Jackson is just the cherry on top. I discovered it through the movie, got the book and my mind was blown on how much Hollywood can **** a story up.

I got this PM in August of 2016 and it still bugs my mind...

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Oh the reminder of Percy Jackson is just the cherry on top. I discovered it through the movie, got the book and my mind was blown on how much Hollywood can **** a story up.

i read all those books

10/10, greek mythology is really unique and interesting

I sometimes wish I didn't hate reading. There were some cool series I was into when I was young and I'd like to get back into them but I just can't stand reading books.

yum .

Quote: 84skylanderdude

I sometimes wish I didn't hate reading. There were some cool series I was into when I was young and I'd like to get back into them but I just can't stand reading books.

Have you tried audio-books? A lot of people who either struggle to enjoy reading, or have other issues with reading use audio-books as an alternative. It might be worth looking into?

Why'd I dream that and why do I remember that I dreamed that

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I sometimes wish I didn't hate reading. There were some cool series I was into when I was young and I'd like to get back into them but I just can't stand reading books.

Have you tried audio-books? A lot of people who either struggle to enjoy reading, or have other issues with reading use audio-books as an alternative. It might be worth looking into?

I've certainly considered that. Not really any reason against it but I just haven't tried yet. I'll probably end up going for it sooner or later though.

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Quote: Lunarz

Dark was 18 when he made the forum

He will he 30 in July


Jesus christ

I'm more surprised he cared this long, usually the admins either give control to someone else and abandon ship, or get a team of global mods and start slowing down on messin with the site themselves. We don't give enough credit over how much he puts up with us : P

How do you know it's the same person, though? For all you know, the "dark" of the late 2000's gave the account to an IRL friend/family member or something and we've (not actually b/c they never post) dealt with them since then.

Also holy crap I just realized this site's now existed longer in the 2010's than it did in the 2000's. Oy. <.<;

It's just me or are the topics in the Skylanders section getting a bit too repetitive and redundant?

Quote: Crash10

It's just me or are the topics in the Skylanders section getting a bit too repetitive and redundant?

It's always been that way if you ask me.

Quote: HIR

Quote: Crash10

It's just me or are the topics in the Skylanders section getting a bit too repetitive and redundant?

It's always been that way if you ask me.

yep. well, to be honest, there's less discussion to be done this year.

Yeah, this year is drought season to the max. And almost no one likes to discuss Skylanders Academy :c

Quote: Bifrost

Yeah, this year is drought season to the max. And almost no one likes to discuss Skylanders Academy :c

Season 2 is gonna be lit, i can tell.

I hope it lits up the section : P it'll at least have tons more plot to discuss

https://soundcloud.com/user-116491793/nordic-war-ballad

Dropping my hecka fire soundcloud chiptune song here because I'm actually kind of proud of it

Quote: Bifrost

Yeah, this year is drought season to the max. And almost no one likes to discuss Skylanders Academy :c

I want to discuss but there's nothing left, oh gosh...

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apparently there are sex toys for dogs now

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Apparently Tumblr thinks that homosexual is a slur now? Wtf?

what
i thought they were the ones that said all non LGBTs should be killed in a second holocaust or something stupid like that

haven't they started discriminating against gay people because they're cis or something?

On Tumblr, you can never be in the right. No, no matter what, you're scum in their eyes because you aren't gay or trans or a minority. You can be one of those things, you can be none of those things. But no matter what, there's gonna be a group of people that hate you because you're not like them. It's an impossible battle you can never win.

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apparently there are sex toys for dogs now

jesus christ, what is this world coming to?

Quote: Beemo

Quote: ZapNorris

apparently there are sex toys for dogs now

jesus christ, what is this world coming to?

I think the better question is: What are those dogs cumming to?!?!!?

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: Beemo

Quote: ZapNorris

apparently there are sex toys for dogs now

jesus christ, what is this world coming to?

I think the better question is: What are those dogs cumming to?!?!!?

The toys, duh

Quote: HIR

Quote: Bifrost

Quote: Lunarz

Dark was 18 when he made the forum

He will he 30 in July


Jesus christ

I'm more surprised he cared this long, usually the admins either give control to someone else and abandon ship, or get a team of global mods and start slowing down on messin with the site themselves. We don't give enough credit over how much he puts up with us : P

How do you know it's the same person, though? For all you know, the "dark" of the late 2000's gave the account to an IRL friend/family member or something and we've (not actually b/c they never post) dealt with them since then.

Also holy crap I just realized this site's now existed longer in the 2010's than it did in the 2000's. Oy. <.<;

or it could be ... THE CAT PEOPLE

Quote: ZapNorris

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$100 patch that puts in 10 new villains, lets jet-vac say ****, gives cynder her SSA bust, kills off flynn, lets golden queen also say ****, and replaces the credits rap with a new song composed and performed by pink guy

the contents of the "definitive edition patch"

> 10 new villains
> luminous voiced by Jemaine Clement
> embella and starwolf ships are canon
> co-op with boom bloom and krankcase will trigger new roast dialogue from BB
> golden queen says "****"
> jet-vac also says "****"
> added cutscene where pop fizz yells "I AM LORD OF THE SNACK BARONS" and throws an empty bottle at jet-vac
> cynder has her SSA bust
> bob in CTT is now voiced by morgan freeman
> tidepool now voiced by hellena taylor
> ember now voiced by laura bailey
> flynn ****ing dies
> sunburn shows up for one level, in which he tells gill grunt to suck it
> trigger happy removed, because jesus christ golden arcade TH was horrifying
> chopscotch has now been buffed to god status
> grave globber now has new dialogue about murdering his siblings
> flarewolf now has a new line of dialogue that's just "I RULE, OK? GOOD."
> starcast speaks japanese after his sky-chi now
> wild storm also does that
> bad juju now says "don't talk to me or my son ever again" after sky chi
> air strike's dialogue is now M-Rated
> the brain speaks exclusively in ironic "HEY BETER" memes

mmmmmmm