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Iceclaw Hunter Gems: 9966
#401 Posted: 05:28:18 16/02/2020
1 Woe to the city of oppressors, rebellious and defiled! 2 She obeys no one, she accepts no correction. She does not trust in the LORD, she does not draw near to her God. 3 Her officials within her are roaring lions; her rulers are evening wolves, who leave nothing for the morning. 4 Her prophets are unprincipled; they are treacherous people. Her priests profane the sanctuary and do violence to the law. 5 The LORD within her is righteous; he does no wrong. Morning by morning he dispenses his justice, and every new day he does not fail, yet the unrighteous know no shame.
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Twinkies and 2hus
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#402 Posted: 05:40:20 16/02/2020 | Topic Creator
The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Foreskins
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Ezio Hunter Gems: 7178
#403 Posted: 20:37:58 16/02/2020
ratchet and clank: into the foreskin
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"The cowboy has always been a dying breed
But he takes his dying slowly, perched upon his steed."
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2251
#404 Posted: 20:51:10 16/02/2020
spyro but the gnorcs are foreskign
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#405 Posted: 21:52:21 16/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Ratchet & Clank: All 4skin
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2251
#406 Posted: 22:03:11 16/02/2020
ratchet and foreskin
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#407 Posted: 22:27:09 16/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Ratchet & Clank: Full Foreskin Assault
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#408 Posted: 21:22:00 17/02/2020 | Topic Creator
It's been almost 24 hours someone needs a circumcision
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Ezio Hunter Gems: 7178
#409 Posted: 21:43:03 17/02/2020
why does it have to be that
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"The cowboy has always been a dying breed
But he takes his dying slowly, perched upon his steed."
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#410 Posted: 22:02:48 17/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Because yes

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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2251
#411 Posted: 23:23:56 17/02/2020
i volunteer
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#412 Posted: 23:27:15 17/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Alright prepare for the snippening
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2251
#413 Posted: 23:28:37 17/02/2020
my body is ready father clank
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#414 Posted: 07:43:16 18/02/2020 | Topic Creator
I hope someone circumcises me too
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2251
#415 Posted: 00:24:47 19/02/2020
why didn't you say so earlier? *snips you*
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#416 Posted: 00:42:31 19/02/2020 | Topic Creator
I feel so much cleaner without all that foreskin
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2251
#417 Posted: 01:27:33 19/02/2020
don't mind me i'm wearing your foreskin as a hat
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#418 Posted: 01:59:15 19/02/2020 | Topic Creator
The cat in the hat has a solution for that

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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#419 Posted: 04:22:31 19/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Four foreskins
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Iceclaw Hunter Gems: 9966
#420 Posted: 05:29:33 19/02/2020
2 “I have loved you,” says the LORD. “But you ask, ‘How have you loved us?’ “Was not Esau Jacob’s brother?” declares the LORD. “Yet I have loved Jacob, 3 but Esau I have hated, and I have turned his hill country into a wasteland and left his inheritance to the desert jackals.” 4 Edom may say, “Though we have been crushed, we will rebuild the ruins.” But this is what the LORD Almighty says: “They may build, but I will demolish. They will be called the Wicked Land, a people always under the wrath of the LORD. 5 You will see it with your own eyes and say, ‘Great is the LORD—even beyond the borders of Israel!’
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Twinkies and 2hus
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#421 Posted: 06:25:24 19/02/2020 | Topic Creator
12PAGE
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#422 Posted: 07:16:41 19/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Me going out in public wearing all the foreskin I've circumcised

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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#423 Posted: 07:20:57 19/02/2020 | Topic Creator
My foreskin that I just regrew smells like shrimp
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
JCW555 Hunter Gems: 8532
#424 Posted: 07:22:02 19/02/2020


"Alone and dying, and a thousand miles from home
I know I never was so broken and alone
I searched the sky for god, shivered to the bone
Drowned in sorrow, lost in the ozone"
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You gotta believe! Heh heh.
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#425 Posted: 07:33:57 19/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: willspyro
I ****ing hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of ****. A damn rat got picked over actual doctors at a hospital and he’s supposed to be a doctor? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little ****ing convertible. He took my wife and the kids' foreskin and my house and my job. I swear to ****ing god, I’m going to circumcise myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his foreskin, because my son is a huge fan of his ****ing circumcisions. The ****ing rat gave me the foreskin and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the foreskin he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mouse****er didnt give me his foreskin, no, he circumcised my son and said “you’re a piece of ****, and i ****ed your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action circumcision against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve circumcised will rise against you.

LITERALLY THE BEST ****ING POST ON THIS SITE
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
JCW555 Hunter Gems: 8532
#426 Posted: 07:34:03 19/02/2020
Stuart Little's so bad the third film went straight to DVD.
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You gotta believe! Heh heh.
Robo-Spyro Platinum Sparx Gems: 5859
#427 Posted: 07:34:47 19/02/2020
Had it done, but only due to phimosis, and this was when I was 17, at an actual hospital. Would NOT recommend it otherwise, especially if it's for someone who's still only a freaking baby and obviously can't give consent when they're still learning how to say "mama". Really, I have no idea how anyone can expect an infant to cope with something like that.
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no i will not write a signature for you
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#428 Posted: 07:37:04 19/02/2020 | Topic Creator
I can make you a new one if you'd like
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#429 Posted: 07:38:31 19/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Mmmm, tastes like shrimp
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#430 Posted: 07:39:25 19/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Yummy

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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#431 Posted: 07:44:35 19/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Yesss

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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2251
#432 Posted: 08:09:55 19/02/2020
12page
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#433 Posted: 08:24:24 19/02/2020 | Topic Creator
12page
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2251
#434 Posted: 00:34:08 20/02/2020
just had some foreskin poptarts
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#435 Posted: 01:17:33 20/02/2020 | Topic Creator
I love foreskin
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Iceclaw Hunter Gems: 9966
#436 Posted: 02:05:53 20/02/2020
6 “A son honors his father, and a slave his master. If I am a father, where is the honor due me? If I am a master, where is the respect due me?” says the LORD Almighty. “It is you priests who show contempt for my name. “But you ask, ‘How have we shown contempt for your name?’ 7 “By offering defiled food on my altar. “But you ask, ‘How have we defiled you?’ “By saying that the LORD’s table is contemptible. 8 When you offer blind animals for sacrifice, is that not wrong? When you sacrifice lame or diseased animals, is that not wrong? Try offering them to your governor! Would he be pleased with you? Would he accept you?” says the LORD Almighty. 9 “Now plead with God to be gracious to us. With such offerings from your hands, will he accept you?”—says the LORD Almighty. 10 “Oh, that one of you would shut the temple doors, so that you would not light useless fires on my altar! I am not pleased with you,” says the LORD Almighty, “and I will accept no offering from your hands. 11 My name will be great among the nations, from where the sun rises to where it sets. In every place incense and pure offerings will be brought to me, because my name will be great among the nations,” says the LORD Almighty. 12 “But you profane it by saying, ‘The Lord’s table is defiled,’ and, ‘Its food is contemptible.’ 13 And you say, ‘What a burden!’ and you sniff at it contemptuously,” says the LORD Almighty. “When you bring injured, lame or diseased animals and offer them as sacrifices, should I accept them from your hands?” says the LORD. 14 “Cursed is the cheat who has an acceptable male in his flock and vows to give it, but then sacrifices a blemished animal to the Lord. For I am a great king,” says the LORD Almighty, “and my name is to be feared among the nations.
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Twinkies and 2hus
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#437 Posted: 02:12:52 20/02/2020 | Topic Creator
12page circumcisions are half off babey
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Ezio Hunter Gems: 7178
#438 Posted: 02:31:44 20/02/2020
do you think god is circumcised
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"The cowboy has always been a dying breed
But he takes his dying slowly, perched upon his steed."
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#439 Posted: 02:44:33 20/02/2020 | Topic Creator
God I hope so
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:45:34 20/02/2020 by Clank
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#440 Posted: 10:01:21 20/02/2020 | Topic Creator
12page
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2251
#441 Posted: 23:06:41 20/02/2020
12page
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#442 Posted: 00:22:12 21/02/2020 | Topic Creator
12page
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#443 Posted: 01:17:22 21/02/2020
I've only ever seen an intact foreskin once in real life and it was fascinating

It's like a burrito with just a little nibbled off the end
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#444 Posted: 01:24:00 21/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Me after every circumcision

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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2251
#445 Posted: 02:35:02 21/02/2020
it was me i took the bite out of your foreskin sorry dude
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4275
#446 Posted: 02:58:00 21/02/2020 | Topic Creator
How did it taste?
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
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