darkSpyro

I know that I'm totally badass and all but even with these facts why do you worship me like I'm the second coming of Jesus Mother****ing Christ? Just because I've killed over one hundred homeless people and twice as many lolis doesn't mean I'm the greatest thing since Superman 64. Though I will admit I'm somewhat better than Superman 64 because that game doesn't let you kill either homeless people or lolis. DC Comics are a bunch of post-Feudal pacifists and their hesitation to kill innocents sickens me deeply. Anyway, back on topic, why do you guys like me so much? Is it my undeniable charisma which inspires my comrades and brothers-in-arms to bring back Communism to this godforsaken world or something else? I cannot understand how I became this badass.