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Would you date a zombie?
Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#1 Posted: 17:42:16 07/01/2019 | Topic Creator
A while ago there was a thread about whether or not you would date an android. Or something, I can't remember the specifics. Anyway it's really old now and I don't think anyone cared anyway.
But zombies... yeah I'd totally date a zombie. How about you? Yay or nay? Why do you think so?
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7569
#2 Posted: 18:06:02 07/01/2019
considering that warm bodies put me to sleep when i first watched it i dont think so
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Spyroboy Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12070
#3 Posted: 18:08:46 07/01/2019
I've always wondered what it'd be like to have sex with a cold, rotting corpse, but sadly I've never been allowed to as I've been banned from all funeral homes and cemeteries in my location.
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Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#4 Posted: 20:02:52 07/01/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Sesshomaru75
an interdimensional multiverse singularity god of destruction and chaos can't pick and choose, can he?



If you could though, human or zombie? I think zombies are hotter.
KrystalLBX Emerald Sparx Gems: 3271
#5 Posted: 20:16:35 07/01/2019
Rather date the android


especially if they look very much so human
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Bolt Hunter Gems: 6135
#6 Posted: 21:19:39 07/01/2019
Quote: Buchi
Quote: Sesshomaru75
an interdimensional multiverse singularity god of destruction and chaos can't pick and choose, can he?



If you could though, human or zombie? I think zombies are hotter.



of course you do you guro loving degenerate
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Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#7 Posted: 21:30:20 07/01/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Bolt
Quote: Buchi
Quote: Sesshomaru75
an interdimensional multiverse singularity god of destruction and chaos can't pick and choose, can he?



If you could though, human or zombie? I think zombies are hotter.



of course you do you guro loving degenerate



You're the degenerate one here for kinkshaming you ****ing degenerate.
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#8 Posted: 23:04:03 07/01/2019
would i date a zombie?
well, no
because last time i tried that i got kicked out of the open-casket funeral
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StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5550
#9 Posted: 00:08:05 08/01/2019
I think that counts as necrophilia, which is illegal. But they never really considered what would happen if the corpse could somehow consent.

Either way, heck no.
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Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 8936
#10 Posted: 03:36:35 08/01/2019
No, but I would smooch a ghost.
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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#11 Posted: 05:23:45 08/01/2019
Quote: Skyhunter
No, but I would smooch a ghost.


HECK YEAH
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Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12132
#12 Posted: 05:46:04 08/01/2019
i would date a skeleton but not a zombie, too much flesh.
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5348
#13 Posted: 17:22:14 08/01/2019
Quote: Buchi
A while ago there was a thread about whether or not you would date an android. Or something, I can't remember the specifics. Anyway it's really old now and I don't think anyone cared anyway.



That hurts, dude. That topic and its successors were my one legacy in life.


Although I suppose this topic is technically another successor and thus part of that legacy, so yay!
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Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#14 Posted: 18:01:10 08/01/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Skyhunter
No, but I would smooch a ghost.


I'm pretty sure you can't kiss a ghost because they apparently have no form so you'd just fall right through them and look like an idiot.

Quote: kardonis
Quote: Skyhunter
No, but I would smooch a ghost.


HECK YEAH


Unless we're talking about Bowsette x Booette yuri in which case I am in full support.
DeathOfADream Yellow Sparx Gems: 1510
#15 Posted: 18:57:56 08/01/2019
will the zombie buy me flowers and take me to arbys first
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Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#16 Posted: 19:10:16 08/01/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: DeathOfADream
will the zombie buy me flowers and take me to arbys first



Depends what kind of zombie.
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7713
#17 Posted: 15:29:50 09/01/2019
um have you SEEN the santa clarita diet
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#18 Posted: 01:51:57 10/01/2019
hell naw i don't want pussy maggots
Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#19 Posted: 02:16:34 10/01/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: ZapNorris
hell naw i don't want pussy maggots



That's part of the fun.
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#20 Posted: 03:00:23 10/01/2019
Quote: Buchi
Quote: ZapNorris
hell naw i don't want pussy maggots



That's part of the fun.


that does not sound fun
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Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#21 Posted: 03:02:33 10/01/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Vespi
Quote: Buchi
Quote: ZapNorris
hell naw i don't want pussy maggots



That's part of the fun.


that does not sound fun



You do not know what "fun" is, to learn the true meaning of fun you must go beyond what is considered socially and morally acceptable.
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#22 Posted: 03:07:26 10/01/2019
Quote: Buchi
Quote: Vespi
Quote: Buchi



That's part of the fun.


that does not sound fun



You do not know what "fun" is, to learn the true meaning of fun you must go beyond what is considered socially and morally acceptable.


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whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5748
#23 Posted: 03:48:19 10/01/2019
Quote: ZapNorris
hell naw i don't want pussy maggots


yeah, that would really bug me :(
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